Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)

[Marchimedes]

Saw some Virginia congresswoman and Hakeem today talking about how Virginia had "redistricted" while Governor Desantis is looking to "gerrymander."

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Today I amended my definition of capitalism but first you have to suffer through my old definitions of the other two.

Fascism is the Mother government control of the means of production.

Communism is the Mother government ownership of the means of production.

Capitalism is the Mother government encouragement, support, taxation and vigorous, enforced regulation of the means of production.

I can't do it; I can't it leave out... SlowJoeBiden did all he could to force American automobile manufacturers (Elon aside) to produce more electric vehicles. How is that not the definition of fascism? What American manufacturer/s is/are Baby Jesus telling what to make?

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Today while I was waiting for Putin to die, I thought about this...

Watched a youface, that's how I know...

Canada is having a mandatory gun buyback and so far, they've bought 2.5% of the guns. That they think they know about. And this is Canada, not gun crazy America with the 2nd amendment. Even them soft mutha fu(kas are not going along with this. Then some guy in charge up there announced the RCMP and such are gonna go door to door and get them. American liberals rejoice, after all that's what they want in America. But then, again this is soft Canada so if somehow, for a little minute the left gets control of the House, Senate and White House and passes a law that does the same, (before SCOTUS gets hold of it and boots it) I say no way does America get close to 2.5% compliance buying back guns (that they think they know about.) An aside: is there any way I can buy stock in the folks in America running illegal guns cause that's gonna be a booming black market? And please to remember, gun runners, that you can't just scratch out serial numbers, We have tech that can still read them numbers, you'll have to grind that $h!t off with lots of heat to beat that. (Don't do that with your weapon loaded.) I love me a nice PSA cause I care. As this, as always is a Marchimedes thread I don't just complain, I bring the solution: You're gonna have to be slick on this one, Canadians... If you have an alarm, don't set it. (Claim you just didn't remember.) if you have recording cameras, you'll have to disable them. Not in the software, they can savvy that, unplug stuff, flip the circuit breaker, wear a Bear/Moose suit and attack it. (Then claim a power outage/glitch/it's a friggin Bear/Moose/act of God.) Now you're gonna have to have an alibi and maybe a buddy is gonna have to help with this. Make sure you are on camera reading to blind orphans at the public library while your buddy walks through the woods and "breaks" into your house and "steals" your guns. You get back home and "oh my, I should call the authorities and report this." RCMP show up and goes "is anything missing?" and you go "my guns, the Molson Golden Ale and naked pictures of you sister." (Don't worry about them pictures, you get to keep them, I'll tell you where in a second.) I can't emphasize enough that this had better be a good buddy, but then you'll do the same for them so in for a penny, in for a pound and your buddy goes and buries the guns and pictures in the woods somewhere. All of a sudden, the RCMP is overwhelmed with the exact same thing, everywhere but they can't prove Jack. I know, all of a sudden, you are a criminal, but someone has to throw the tea into the harbor. Sumpin the blood of patriots... but then some guy in a Bear suit ravaged your house and you don't get to fight back against that? Liberals desire victims and now you are a victim. Unless you are white. Or an Asian really good at math, bad at driving so remember that Tiger Wood's Mother is Asian so it's not his fault he keeps crashing cars.

Better yet while you're tossing tea leave your stupid phone home, program it to text someone while you are away.

 

[Marchimedes]

If Iran had an American type 2nd amendment none of this nonsense would have ever happened and we'd vacation there.

 

[Marchimedes]

I'm an American. I don't "identify" as an American or a "white" American. If I really want to get specific about it I'm a Knickerbocker, that is a New Yorker, specifically of Dutch ancestry. Many on the left want to be called African Americans, or Mehican Americans, liberal Americans (the short version of that being "retards") or Asian Americans (just kidding they don't do that, they're too busy being awesome at math, not so good at driving though, just ask Tiger Woods and he's only half Asian) and that's all fine with me but if y'all insist on that then I'm a Western European American. I'm Dutch, English, German and I used to be part French until I had that part of me surgically removed. Now I'm more smarterer, smell better. Too. Raise your hand if you also are a Western European American. Raise both hands if you are French. But no, the left calls me white. Snow is white, unless you star in a Disney movie remake. Here's a fun thing I do every now and then when I'm at Lowes... I go by the paint color samples and find my true color. It changes with how tan I am. Couldn't tell you right now as I'm coming outta winter, winter as it is in The Free State of Florida and I haven't checked yet this season. I promise next time I get to Lowes I'll post an update. I've been Toffee, Coffee (with cream) or David Lee Rothy. Never white. Even albinos aren't white. If one is an albino, do they have "extra" unconscious racism? Pretty much the only group I'll automatically preface American with is Indian Americans. That's just to differentiate them from the swarthy Indians. You know, the ones who answer the customer service line that sound like Abu from The Simpsons and go "hello, this is Frank" and when the call is over, they go "thank you come again." And while I'm at it don't call me a cis male. I'm a Man. My pronouns are Sir/Sirs or Knickerbocker Zionist. "Dad" to a select few. That $h!t drives liberals nuts. A "Man" being Dad. Go figure. Oh, you have to call liberals what they want but it doesn't work the other way around. I can go on and offend more of you but then you retards (see above) have such a short attention span and I'm WAY past that point. Probably lost ya'll with the first sentence of this post.