Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)

[Marchimedes]

I've saw the stuff about the former president, Slowbama, the half-breed stuttering muslim and his bride on the Lion King, Truth Social, ape thing. At first glance that doesn't look good. Did Baby Jesus him-self post it? Did he follow/share/like? I can't get a straight answer, go figure. I'll wait. Still, I do know that long ago at a website far away I posted this...

and I was immediately called a racist. That image was created 7/22/18. Slowbama was never any friend of The Jews to begin with and that's why I have Bibi mowing him down. Included in that image is my take on Slowbama's giant intellect. That is, he's a fu(kin moron. He dithered on all kinds of giant political decisions cause he's busy thinking about cymbal banging Monkey. For what it's worth any time one can work in cymbal banging Monkey about anything that $h!t is fu(kin funny.

That's an old image also. Created 12/16/23. Never got any flack about racism on that one. Common thread is they're both fu(kin morons. Again, cymbal banging Monkey. Come to find out one can't say anything Monkey anywhere near anything black person. I copped that after the first image so when I posted the second image that was a test.

Of course it's all just fine to make any joke, any stereo type about white men. I'm fine with anything like that as long as it's funny. Not to mention I get to point out the double standard...

 

[Marchimedes]

The GDP for the third quarter of 2025 is 4.4%. That's buku balls.

I don't that think SlowJoeBiden's economic plan has bled over into Baby Jesus' term this far. You know, cause that's what you liberals would say.

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This is the shortest post I've ever penned.

 

[Marchimedes]

My advanced search has now been shut off. I say by staff. Or it's a software glitch.

I know my keywords. I have near perfect recall. One of the ways I find my past rants is by remembering a distinct word I said in a past rant, then I plug that into search/advanced search under my name, Marchimedes and go. There I am, works every time. Then I get to quote/reply whatever I feel at the time. You know me, I take everybody and show all of us chronologically when I get busy. Then I teach everybody how to do it cause I'm always first and I'm mutha fu(kin teacher. Like a slick web site is gonna get by me. Fu(k this site. I just caught them. What time is it? It's late, I'm well into cups and now I have to noodle this out like this site needs me to focus my mind. Fu(k me, I'm now 3/4 s done with a liter of Jose Quervo and who at this site is honest like that.

An old joke, Why did SlowJoeBiden cross the street? Cause he was looking for his shoe. Turns out he was wearing it.

What? I'll post a joke and fail. Failing is a mutha fu(ka. It's like gettin rejected by a woman with your best line. Welcome to my thread.

 

[Marchimedes]

The fu(k then. Y'all think that I think that all of my crap jokes work?

I put it all before you, all I have, my images, my log-on pots, my past rants, my new rants, the next thing like you the man.

Tell us a joke.

 

[Marchimedes]

These days the liberal doesn't really have anything to complain about besides ICE deporting illegal aliens which is an 80%/20% issue on the side of the right and the liberal not being able to kill their babies in all 50 states. Oh yea, and having to have an ID to vote which is also an 80/20 issue which I ranted about in this thread here...

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Feb 6, 2026

Ladies, gentlemen and Mrkelly, Senator Chuck-u (yes, I put cheese on frozen hamburger patties) Schumer...



No, Chuck-u, the right didn't go nuts all over the internet because it's true, they went nuts cause you're a friggin retard. That thing that was done by the south for decades to keep people of color from voting was done by the democrats. You know, the party of the KKK. 'If you're a woman and got married and changed your name you won't be able to show ID..." Can't find a birth certificate? According to Chuck-u woman are stupid and inept, people of color are...

• Marchimedes

But as liberals are liberals so like women (if you don't know what I'm upset about I'm not telling you) they gonna come up with sumpin to complain about only they HAVE to tell us, and the latest thing is "affordability."



GDP third quarter 2025 is 4.4%, which is balls. Latest inflation rate is 2.4%, also balls. Wages are up. Gas is down. Cause of tariffs coffee is up, that's a shame but as a patriotic American, I'll make that sacrifice for the overall economic good of my nation. Beef and lumber are up but then American cattlemen and lumber growers make more money and cause of that they have more cash and we get more baby Cowboys and Lumberjacks. Manly professions which makes the liberal angry what with more toxic masculinity so that's a win. Of course, anyone with a Sombrero, Maple Syrup and rice import bidness is looking at it but who cares? Some stuff is up more but then as the Baby Jesus federal income tax cuts are now permanent that more than covers the slight increase in your Yellow Menace made sneakers and plastic toys. The American economy is balls and is only gonna get more betterer. The actual increase of everything really goes back to SlowJoeBiden and his high of 9.1% inflation rate (very much not balls) which the liberal tries to splain away as caused by the Yellow Menace Satan Bug.

It was caused by the SlowJoeBiden policies in response to the yellow Menace Satan Bug. He shut a bunch of so-called "non-essential" bidnesses down (somehow liquor sales were deemed essential but then he couldn't have a bunch of liberal wine moms marching in the streets complaining about the lack of box filled spoiled grape juice) which caused all kinds of supply chain problems. Supply and demand. Remember economics 101? Then he printed money to beat the band and handed that out to pacify the unwashed masses. Printing money is a huge cause of inflation. Economics 102. Don't forget that gas was up and it cost gas to deliver gas so snowball time. All that and more creates dependency on Mother government which is bread and butter for the democrat. It's so much more betterer now under Baby Jesus but still the liberal screams "affordability." In the history of mankind has the cost of anything really gone down once it goes up? The only thing that's gonna go down is the price of gas. But then that means you have more cash for everything else. Taxes are down, wages are up, "affordability" is just a retarded liberal talking point. But then you know what they say about retards, right?

 

[Marchimedes]

So I'm a huge sci-fi nerd. Started with me in elementary school reading Verne and Wells. Quickly moved on to Asimov and Clark and from there Herbert, Hamilton, Niven, Bova, Brin, Kamala Harris... So we've seen the woke take over Hollywood and inject their 'vision' into beloved cannon, Heimdal is now black, Rey from Stars Wars can pick up a light saber for two(2) friggin minutes and whup Kylo Ren who was trained all his life by Luke Skywalker and not following this train of thought Joy Reid, disparager of cultural appropriation dyes her hair blond.

Hey Joy, Scandinavia called, they want their hair color back.

Sorry.

Anyway, I've not yet seen all the new Star Treks yet but I was wondering...

has there been any gay Klingons yet?

Why would I ask that question?

Of course as I know what woke Hollywood is doing to all the classics I asked that last question there in anticipation of what I thought was coming...

It's like I can see the future.

 

[Marchimedes]

I'm as used to as I'm ever gonna get at proper trans associate behavior. I don't snigger anymore. I get the gender terminology correct most the time but I'm prone to slipping up. An errant he or she. When my bud told me Bruce Jenner took a turn I didn't believe it. I told him, "I'll believe it when I see Bruce in a dress." I call Caitlyn 'her' these days. I never really cared but now that it's in my face24/7 I'll call a dude 'lady' with zero outward giveaways. But then I learned how to call officers 'Sir' in The Mighty US of A Army without a hint of respect. This is far as I go. Leave the children alone or it's war! If you want to play the pronoun games my pronouns are 'Sir/Sirs.' If you want to play the identity game, I identify as a 'man.' Not cis male. Two can play this game. Of course, all this gives me license to say stuff like...

"Excuse me, Ma'am, your balls are showing."

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I showed up tonight with nuttin but the balls joke and there ya go. But that got me to pondering: Health/beauty products for today's cosmopolitan, about town trans citizen.

Cut to commercial: "Now from Phizum. Problems with Female Erectile Dysfunction? Try our new 'Femriagra.' We guarantee that we'll put the 'hard' back into your life. That throbbing, pulsing, all night long "going to pound town" performance that he/she expects from a woman.

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Okay, then, this is going down a path. Trans health/beauty products are now in rotation. So many jokes. This should be a new meme.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Alright.

Nobody gives a shit you soulless narcissistic loser.

Even Ropey has abandoned you

Review the last few pages of this thread.

You are LITERALLY talking to yourself.

Shut the **** up already.

 

[Marchimedes]

Alright.

Nobody gives a shit you soulless narcissistic loser.

Now that you mention that me wondering if anyone cares about me has never crossed my mind.

Even Ropey has abandoned you

I know that guy. He tries to give me the bidness in my downstairs thread. Fun is had by all. I kinda like that guy.

Review the last few pages of this thread.

A $h!t ton of me typing.

You are LITERALLY talking to yourself.

I'm ranting at the the unwashed masses. Or maybe typing at myself, I'm fine with that. But then I'm always fine with this thread being me just typing.

The fu(k? RhodyPatriot, you are coming into my thread a tad hard. Maybe a nice how do you do?

Shut the **** up already.

You definitely need another chance, man. Lookie there, you are online. While the iron is hot...

RhodyPatriot, what should the highest federal income tax bracket be and at what income level should that start?

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Can AI tell a joke?

 

[Marchimedes]

Can AI tell a joke?

First I've seen that question asked.

I don't know. My sig is me drawing. That $h!t took me hours. But then it takes me a split second to come up with a joke.