Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)

[Marchimedes]

I've saw the stuff about the former president, Slowbama, the half-breed stuttering muslim and his bride on the Lion King, Truth Social, ape thing. At first glance that doesn't look good. Did Baby Jesus him-self post it? Did he follow/share/like? I can't get a straight answer, go figure. I'll wait. Still, I do know that long ago at a website far away I posted this...

and I was immediately called a racist. That image was created 7/22/18. Slowbama was never any friend of The Jews to begin with and that's why I have Bibi mowing him down. Included in that image is my take on Slowbama's giant intellect. That is, he's a fu(kin moron. He dithered on all kinds of giant political decisions cause he's busy thinking about cymbal banging Monkey. For what it's worth any time one can work in cymbal banging Monkey about anything that $h!t is fu(kin funny.

That's an old image also. Created 12/16/23. Never got any flack about racism on that one. Common thread is they're both fu(kin morons. Again, cymbal banging Monkey. Come to find out one can't say anything Monkey anywhere near anything black person. I copped that after the first image so when I posted the second image that was a test.

Of course it's all just fine to make any joke, any stereo type about white men. I'm fine with anything like that as long as it's funny. Not to mention I get to point out the double standard...

 

[Marchimedes]

The GDP for the third quarter of 2025 is 4.4%. That's buku balls.

I don't that think SlowJoeBiden's economic plan has bled over into Baby Jesus' term this far. You know, cause that's what you liberals would say.

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This is the shortest post I've ever penned.

 

[Marchimedes]

My advanced search has now been shut off. I say by staff. Or it's a software glitch.

I know my keywords. I have near perfect recall. One of the ways I find my past rants is by remembering a distinct word I said in a past rant, then I plug that into search/advanced search under my name, Marchimedes and go. There I am, works every time. Then I get to quote/reply whatever I feel at the time. You know me, I take everybody and show all of us chronologically when I get busy. Then I teach everybody how to do it cause I'm always first and I'm mutha fu(kin teacher. Like a slick web site is gonna get by me. Fu(k this site. I just caught them. What time is it? It's late, I'm well into cups and now I have to noodle this out like this site needs me to focus my mind. Fu(k me, I'm now 3/4 s done with a liter of Jose Quervo and who at this site is honest like that.

An old joke, Why did SlowJoeBiden cross the street? Cause he was looking for his shoe. Turns out he was wearing it.

What? I'll post a joke and fail. Failing is a mutha fu(ka. It's like gettin rejected by a woman with your best line. Welcome to my thread.

 

[Marchimedes]

The fu(k then. Y'all think that I think that all of my crap jokes work?

I put it all before you, all I have, my images, my log-on pots, my past rants, my new rants, the next thing like you the man.

Tell us a joke.

 

[Marchimedes]

These days the liberal doesn't really have anything to complain about besides ICE deporting illegal aliens which is an 80%/20% issue on the side of the right and the liberal not being able to kill their babies in all 50 states. Oh yea, and having to have an ID to vote which is also an 80/20 issue which I ranted about in this thread here...

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Feb 6, 2026

Ladies, gentlemen and Mrkelly, Senator Chuck-u (yes, I put cheese on frozen hamburger patties) Schumer...



No, Chuck-u, the right didn't go nuts all over the internet because it's true, they went nuts cause you're a friggin retard. That thing that was done by the south for decades to keep people of color from voting was done by the democrats. You know, the party of the KKK. 'If you're a woman and got married and changed your name you won't be able to show ID..." Can't find a birth certificate? According to Chuck-u woman are stupid and inept, people of color are...

• Marchimedes

But as liberals are liberals so like women (if you don't know what I'm upset about I'm not telling you) they gonna come up with sumpin to complain about only they HAVE to tell us, and the latest thing is "affordability."



GDP third quarter 2025 is 4.4%, which is balls. Latest inflation rate is 2.4%, also balls. Wages are up. Gas is down. Cause of tariffs coffee is up, that's a shame but as a patriotic American, I'll make that sacrifice for the overall economic good of my nation. Beef and lumber are up but then American cattlemen and lumber growers make more money and cause of that they have more cash and we get more baby Cowboys and Lumberjacks. Manly professions which makes the liberal angry what with more toxic masculinity so that's a win. Of course, anyone with a Sombrero, Maple Syrup and rice import bidness is looking at it but who cares? Some stuff is up more but then as the Baby Jesus federal income tax cuts are now permanent that more than covers the slight increase in your Yellow Menace made sneakers and plastic toys. The American economy is balls and is only gonna get more betterer. The actual increase of everything really goes back to SlowJoeBiden and his high of 9.1% inflation rate (very much not balls) which the liberal tries to splain away as caused by the Yellow Menace Satan Bug.

It was caused by the SlowJoeBiden policies in response to the yellow Menace Satan Bug. He shut a bunch of so-called "non-essential" bidnesses down (somehow liquor sales were deemed essential but then he couldn't have a bunch of liberal wine moms marching in the streets complaining about the lack of box filled spoiled grape juice) which caused all kinds of supply chain problems. Supply and demand. Remember economics 101? Then he printed money to beat the band and handed that out to pacify the unwashed masses. Printing money is a huge cause of inflation. Economics 102. Don't forget that gas was up and it cost gas to deliver gas so snowball time. All that and more creates dependency on Mother government which is bread and butter for the democrat. It's so much more betterer now under Baby Jesus but still the liberal screams "affordability." In the history of mankind has the cost of anything really gone down once it goes up? The only thing that's gonna go down is the price of gas. But then that means you have more cash for everything else. Taxes are down, wages are up, "affordability" is just a retarded liberal talking point. But then you know what they say about retards, right?

 

[Marchimedes]

So I'm a huge sci-fi nerd. Started with me in elementary school reading Verne and Wells. Quickly moved on to Asimov and Clark and from there Herbert, Hamilton, Niven, Bova, Brin, Kamala Harris... So we've seen the woke take over Hollywood and inject their 'vision' into beloved cannon, Heimdal is now black, Rey from Stars Wars can pick up a light saber for two(2) friggin minutes and whup Kylo Ren who was trained all his life by Luke Skywalker and not following this train of thought Joy Reid, disparager of cultural appropriation dyes her hair blond.

Hey Joy, Scandinavia called, they want their hair color back.

Sorry.

Anyway, I've not yet seen all the new Star Treks yet but I was wondering...

has there been any gay Klingons yet?

Why would I ask that question?

Of course as I know what woke Hollywood is doing to all the classics I asked that last question there in anticipation of what I thought was coming...

It's like I can see the future.

 

[Marchimedes]

I'm as used to as I'm ever gonna get at proper trans associate behavior. I don't snigger anymore. I get the gender terminology correct most the time but I'm prone to slipping up. An errant he or she. When my bud told me Bruce Jenner took a turn I didn't believe it. I told him, "I'll believe it when I see Bruce in a dress." I call Caitlyn 'her' these days. I never really cared but now that it's in my face24/7 I'll call a dude 'lady' with zero outward giveaways. But then I learned how to call officers 'Sir' in The Mighty US of A Army without a hint of respect. This is far as I go. Leave the children alone or it's war! If you want to play the pronoun games my pronouns are 'Sir/Sirs.' If you want to play the identity game, I identify as a 'man.' Not cis male. Two can play this game. Of course, all this gives me license to say stuff like...

"Excuse me, Ma'am, your balls are showing."

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I showed up tonight with nuttin but the balls joke and there ya go. But that got me to pondering: Health/beauty products for today's cosmopolitan, about town trans citizen.

Cut to commercial: "Now from Phizum. Problems with Female Erectile Dysfunction? Try our new 'Femriagra.' We guarantee that we'll put the 'hard' back into your life. That throbbing, pulsing, all night long "going to pound town" performance that he/she expects from a woman.

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Okay, then, this is going down a path. Trans health/beauty products are now in rotation. So many jokes. This should be a new meme.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Alright.

Nobody gives a shit you soulless narcissistic loser.

Even Ropey has abandoned you

Review the last few pages of this thread.

You are LITERALLY talking to yourself.

Shut the **** up already.

 

[Marchimedes]

Alright.

Nobody gives a shit you soulless narcissistic loser.

Now that you mention that me wondering if anyone cares about me has never crossed my mind.

Even Ropey has abandoned you

I know that guy. He tries to give me the bidness in my downstairs thread. Fun is had by all. I kinda like that guy.

Review the last few pages of this thread.

A $h!t ton of me typing.

You are LITERALLY talking to yourself.

I'm ranting at the the unwashed masses. Or maybe typing at myself, I'm fine with that. But then I'm always fine with this thread being me just typing.

The fu(k? RhodyPatriot, you are coming into my thread a tad hard. Maybe a nice how do you do?

Shut the **** up already.

You definitely need another chance, man. Lookie there, you are online. While the iron is hot...

RhodyPatriot, what should the highest federal income tax bracket be and at what income level should that start?

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Can AI tell a joke?

 

[Marchimedes]

Can AI tell a joke?

First I've seen that question asked.

I don't know. My sig is me drawing. That $h!t took me hours. But then it takes me a split second to come up with a joke.

 

[Marchimedes]

The liberal is going on and on about how Baby Jesus has no exit strategy/goals/leakable information. The oft stated Baby Jesus plan for Iran is to severely diminish Iran's ability to shoot missiles/drones at friggin anybody and of course, no nukes. That's it. Not regime change, take their oil or set up a cage match between Jesus and Allah. (Vegas is giving killer odds with Jesus as the vast favorite. Apparently, Allah is a sucker for "is that the Good Rich blimp?" Looks every time. Pointing and asking, "is that mustard on your blouse?" also works.) Eh. And suddenly turns out that Iranian missiles have way more range than anyone (I'm sure We knew) thought. Europe and Londen are now in range. One would think that that changes the equation but, publicly, no. Once again, the world chastises America while We, and the Jews this time take care of their problems. Feckless puzzies. But then America is used to that, it doesn't friggin matter. Imagine all of Iran's neighbors now don't have so much to worry about hundreds of Iranian missiles/drones heading their way. Not a small thing. Still, the world complains about the price of oil cause America is giving evil the what for. WTF man? For a bit America, and the world has to pay more for gas while We declaw sumpin before it gets worserer. SlowJoeBiden made the price of gas go up with his policies and We got what for that? Higher gas prices yet still that didn't shut Greta up.

Here's a problem: We can fu(k Iran up until the cows come home and that's not gonna help the Iranian people cause the jerks in Iran that are shooting its own people still have guns and the Iranian people don't.

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.".

If the people of Iran had that...

Ground troops, dead Americans in Iran is a lot to swallow to end this evil. The Iranian people need to do this, but they need help. I wonder how many of these...

would fit into one of these...

What? Ain't the worse idea ever.

 

[Marchimedes]

Okay, then, this is going down a path. Trans health/beauty products are now in rotation.

So, Friday at lunch in the cafeteria that cute guy in the mail room (no, not the one that's going to college at night with the boots, Levis and Megadeth t-shirt that drives a F-150, the one with the same piercings and tats as you that drives a Prius) finally asked you to drinks tonight at the Blue Oyster for they/them. You were all excited until you remembered that you left your shaving kit at home for your legs, pits and face. You don't have time to make the run home, bust out the Barbasol and get rid of what the kids in middle school called your '4 o'clock shadow.' Good news, lady, we here at 'What? Balls don't matter. Inc." got you covered. We are proud to announce our new line of 'Emergency Concealer.' It's basically auto bondo with our patented matching skin tone mix that lasts until your ride turns into a pumpkin. Sorry, we still haven't figured out what to do about the pheromones, but we are busy working on our new product, 'Testosterone Concealer.'

 

[Marchimedes]

Okay, had a few notifications, nuttin of consequence, I'll learn y'all to stop that, so right back to a thing I've mentioned before. This Marchimedes thread is among y'all. You can ignore me, I'm gettin over that, back in the day when debate used to happen no one debated me but I used to get read. I guess that's over with these days. Pretend it didn't happen, close your eyes, jam your fingers in your ears and move along to someone that you agree with. I don't have that issue, right now I can go find a thread I disagree with and end it. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...

The sound of a tree falling in empty woods makes the sound of me. Tree still fell down, azzholes and I'm the lumberjack.

 

[Marchimedes]

When the price of gas was high, like it is now, under SlowJoeBiden why exactly was that? It's high right now cause Pirate Baby Jesus is taking the world's problem that is Iran and vastly ending their ability to pester everyone. Iran's leadership is a bunch of azzholes that uses Islam to justify their take dictated by allah that men get to subjugate women when really, they just want blowjobs on demand from unwilling women. Seems logical, if you're a caveman. Maybe that's why liberals stick up for Iran so, liberals look at places like Iran and go... "sure my type of Mother government also needs that sort of total power. Suppress the unwashed masses, jail my adversaries under the idea that I know more betterer than that freedom loving bunch of malcontents with their guns and we'll be in power forever and ever, Amen." My brand of conservatism allows liberals to have their say. Then we battle it out in the world of words. Liberals, given their way desire to suppress my very words. England is jailing folks cause they said sumpin the liberal doesn't like. That's what the progressives in America want. Me in jail. For saying stuff. And that's exactly what you fu(kin liberals need, Mother government to jail me cause you retards can't deal with my words. What's it like, liberal, gettin your teeth kicked in day in and day out by my logic, facts and honesty? The images and jokes are a bonus. As always, you are gonna need the gun to silence me, but then I also have the gun, bless them there Founding Fathers for figuring this out a long time ago, any wonder why one of the liberals' biggest goals is to take away my gun? You puzzies can't whup me in the arena of ideas, I dominate this site where I choose to. I'm to be silenced. But under The Mighty US of A Constitution, you snowflakes don't stand a chance. I have the gun AND the gift of gab. The pen is mightier than the sword until I don't have a sword. That's why the first two amendments put the pen and sword hand in hand. Damn that was a few boss sentences. My blue collar, 2x4 nailing together azz are a wordsmith. I'm riffing, what did I show up here to say? Oh yea, the price of gas. you liberals love gas being high as you fancy that's gonna drive the want for your so-called clean energy. So, what gives?

 

[Marchimedes]

Who is in charge of this place now? Far as I know used to be Coyote. I chatted with her, found her wanting.

Who is admin? I can go look but for now I'm asking.

Who is admin, who are the mods? I want a piece of all of them.

I'll find every mod.

That is all.

 

[Marchimedes]

Watched a youface, that's how I know...

Canada is having a mandatory gun buyback and so far, they've bought 2.5% of the guns. That they think they know about. And this is Canada, not gun crazy America with the 2nd amendment. Even them soft mutha fu(kas are not going along with this. Then some guy in charge up there announced the RCMP and such are gonna go door to door and get them. American liberals rejoice, after all that's what they want in America. But then, again this is soft Canada so if somehow, for a little minute the left gets control of the House, Senate and White House and passes a law that does the same, (before SCOTUS gets hold of it and boots it) I say no way does America get close to 2.5% compliance buying back guns (that they think they know about.) An aside: is there any way I can buy stock in the folks in America running illegal guns cause that's gonna be a booming black market? And please to remember, gun runners, that you can't just scratch out serial numbers, We have tech that can still read them numbers, you'll have to grind that $h!t off with lots of heat to beat that. (Don't do that with your weapon loaded.) I love me a nice PSA cause I care. As this, as always is a Marchimedes thread I don't just complain, I bring the solution: You're gonna have to be slick on this one, Canadians... If you have an alarm, don't set it. (Claim you just didn't remember.) if you have recording cameras, you'll have to disable them. Not in the software, they can savvy that, unplug stuff, flip the circuit breaker, wear a Bear/Moose suit and attack it. (Then claim a power outage/glitch/it's a friggin Bear/Moose/act of God.) Now you're gonna have to have an alibi and maybe a buddy is gonna have to help with this. Make sure you are on camera reading to blind orphans at the public library while your buddy walks through the woods and "breaks" into your house and "steals" your guns. You get back home and "oh my, I should call the authorities and report this." RCMP show up and goes "is anything missing?" and you go "my guns, the Molson Golden Ale and naked pictures of you sister." (Don't worry about them pictures, you get to keep them, I'll tell you where in a second.) I can't emphasize enough that this had better be a good buddy, but then you'll do the same for them so in for a penny, in for a pound and your buddy goes and buries the guns and pictures in the woods somewhere. All of a sudden, the RCMP is overwhelmed with the exact same thing, everywhere but they can't prove Jack. I know, all of a sudden, you are a criminal, but someone has to throw the tea into the harbor. Sumpin the blood of patriots... but then some guy in a Bear suit ravaged your house and you don't get to fight back against that? Liberals desire victims and now you are a victim. Unless you are white. Or an Asian really good at math, bad at driving so remember that Tiger Wood's Mother is Asian so it's not his fault he keeps crashing cars.

 

[Marchimedes]

I just deleted a horrible rant. It was arrogant, honest, but it was all about me kicking in liberal teeth for decades. Some few killer jokes and all but the youts these days can't savvy that and I don't have influencer status. Maybe one day I'll figure out how to show what I'm about to eat and I'll be fu(kin awesome. "Here's the hamburger I just burnt cause I like my meat well done. Please to notice the cheese." I been at this interweb political debate forum crap cents 2002. I've watched it all change. My particular take at describing politics, getting into the weeds, sourcing stuff like Treasury.gov doesn't work anymore. Being the best at political debate doesn't work anymore. Sure, I'm still the best at that but these days killing it means that my intellect is white supremacy. I'm still white. Being more smarterer than the rest of you retards put together and nailing it with text means that my white azz is racist.

My skin color has nuttin to do with your poor decisions in life.

See? You can't fu(k with that sentence.
Welcome to my thread.

Here's where I'm at now. Again, I been at this cents 2002, I pay attention, I take notes, I'm wicked smart, I keep the pressure on, I'm so good at this now that no one can deal with me. I'm there, y'all have learned that I'm so good that this site won't even read what I have to say, y'all have learned to not even give me the view.

What's that like, liberals? You see a Marchimedes rant so by now you know more betterer than to even read me. At an interweb politcal debate forum. I used to be "I have 500k views in my thread." Now I scare you liberal fu(ks so much that you don't dare click on this thread. It's an odd sort of winning.

I'll take it.

A while back I was doing a thing. That is, I would find a kunt thread and go thread title to the last post and run the table. That's fun and all but not so much my bread and butter which is to post sumpin you fu(ks haven't thought of before. Like the Canada thing I just did.

Here's the deal: if I show up, I'm bringing sumpin fresh. Sumpin no one has thought of yet. That's job #1. I miss Rush Limbaugh; he was good at that. So many times, I would have a thought on Sunday, and I would wait till Friday when I was drinking, and Rush would do my thought on Tuesday. At times I would show up sober during the week just to beat Rush to it. Too many times, I waited. Still, it was nice to hear Rush say that which I thought. Now it's just fu(kin me. I'm quite sure Rush would still be coming up with stuff I didn't think of first. I didn't catch it all, no one does but Rush used to give me a run for my money. Don't get me wrong, Rush always came up with plenty I didn't think of. For decades he was my he was my 12PM to 3PM. And the liberal shall say that I am a Rush sycophant. But he is dead and I am not. I'm still here. I'm Rush lite; I'm zero calorie Rush; I am the Rush Limbaugh of this site.

Who knows who Neil Boortz is?
I'm more like Neil Boortz than Rush,

Now you liberal fu(ks have a problem. WSB/WGST Atlanta. Neil would lead a liberal fu(k down a trail of tears to a question you won't/can't answer. I enjoy/do that in this thread. I ask $h!t the liberal won't answer.

The asker of the unanswered question wins the debate.

That's mine. That statement of mine is probably twenty years old. I ask that kinda question all over this site all the time.

ElmerMudd, Stann, IM2, and some others I'm in your face. You guys are the best of liberals this site has?

Billo? Come on, bro, engage.

I can find any of you at my whim. These are this site's heroes? Somebody link to me the best rant any of these fools have ever wroted.



I know, kinda not fair as I'm The Fu(kin Man. What? Absolutely I'm taking this entire site on. Again. And your heroes ignore me.

Who is admin? I want a piece of that one.

I'm gettin long on this rant.

Submit.

 

[Marchimedes]

This site has an Epstein Files thread pinned.

Haven't read it. But it's pinned.

If I go there won't be pinned for long.

What? I'll text it.

Fu(kin site, fu(kin admin, fu(kin mods, have we just me? I say that that thread is pinned cause staff is a bunch of liberals.

I say I can kill any thing about that thread, thread unseen. Pinned? That gets my attention.

Fu(kin staff, bunch of control freak fu(ks, that's your idea of content? Staff at this site never contributes any meaningful content, staff has never told a joke, all staff does is get angry about when one dogs staff. How many staff are there? It's too many.

So, staff, I used to be staff, I used to be admin but job #1 was me ruling with text. Still is. I dominated the entire site with my text. That's power. You fu(ks don't have that. Staff should have a take; Staff should be able to lead the herd. If staff can't do that then staff is a bunch of arbitrary losers in charge of other losers.

Staff should be able to take on every single political issue with intelligence.

For no reason...



Staff should dominate, or at least not su(k on everything. Members should look up to staff. Members should be able to look at staff with respect. Members should be able to look at staff as they are beyond bias.

Cents I showed up at this site staff has failed at all this. All I've seen staff do is be staff. Staff has fu(ked me on many levels. I'm Marchimedes, I bring content every time I show up, what does staff do? I used to be staff, I brought staff jokes. all I see staff at this site bring is being staff. Some admin one day clicks on sumpin and now you are god? And you suddenly fancy yourself wonderful? What the fu(k do you post? One thing for damn sure that this site can count on is that the next time I show up is that it's gonna be fu(kin me. You're just staff.

 

[Marchimedes]

The American liberal acts like racism is some sort of construct Republicans came up with.

From where the last man standing, stands.

Top Ten historical examples of racism:

Sawbuck. Moe Hamida to Mohamed: "The age of female consent is not 9 years old, it's 10."
Nien. The English to the French: "We don't make love with our face."
Ate. The Spanish to the Mayans: "Just fu(kin die, we want your $h!t."
Letter #7. Michelle Obama to Slowbama, the half-breed, stuttering Muslim: "So what if my swinging junk shows when I'm dancing."
Sex. The Japanese to the Chinese: "You call your eyes slanted?"
Fin. The tribe on the north side of the creek to the tribe on the south side of the creek: "You have an Ostrich bone in your nose when everyone knows it's supposed to be a Monkey bone.
IV. Me to every interweb political debate forum, ever: "It's not my fault you're stupid."
Craps. Jesus to allah: "You're 0-gazzillion. Don't worry, you might win one one day."
The Deuce. Gavin Newsome to other white Californians: "You call that a deep leg cross?"

And the #1 example of historic racism.

1. The McDonald clan to the McDonnal clan: "You have yellow on your kilt."

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I swear to Cow I showed up with only the kilt one

and there we go. More like 5 minutes. This one is easy, I've paved the way. I had to cut a few. Come on, folks, give it a try, the cancel $h!t is over, lay some flowers on Don Rickels' grave. It's not like some soy boy with a nose ring is gonna kick your door in, it's not like that fat chick is gonna complain any less that you won't date her, she still gonna eat the family size Stoffer's Lasagna for breakfast, there's still gonna be the rainbow flags drawn on sidewalks so what do we care? It's colorful and festive, I don't see how that's gonna stop a Man from eating meat, or going to the range, or the gym, or trying unsuccessfully how to teach a girl how to use a socket wrench, or typing stuff on the interweb the liberal dares not read, the pendulum swings.

 

[Marchimedes]

Again...

The American liberal acts like racism is some sort of construct Republicans came up with.

From where the last man standing, stands.

Top Ten historical examples of racism:

Sawbuck. Drinkers of a certain beer to other beer drinkers: "Tastes great..."
Nein. Liberals to conservatives: "Free stuff."
Ate. Conservatives to liberals: "Free speech."
Letter #7. The Union to the Confederacy: "Your parents are siblings."
Sex. People with kept hair to people with dreadlocks: "Buy a comb."
Fine. The British to the Scottish: "You're so pale."
IV. Arab men to American men: "Stop calling it a dress."
Craps. The kkk to black folk: "We're scared of you."
The Deuce: Vietnamese to Koreans: "Your dogs are so gristly."

And the #1 example of historic racism:

1. Some Irish folk to some other Irish folk: "Really... orange?"