Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)

[Marchimedes]

2nd,

Generally speaking over the years I'm on offence when a liberal is boss and defense when a conservative is boss. Cents this second coming of Trump, so far, not seeing a need for defense. Eh, we'll see.

But during this transition lemme tell ya'll what I really think.

Liberals su(k. Ya'll want nuttin more than being completely in control. Ya'll are control freaks. If ya'll had your way I wouldn't be allowed to vote. I'd be in a reedumacation camp. Or dead. Before I go on I would like to thank Coyote for allowing me this platform. Why just the other day I received a PM from a rightie that politely requested I stop picking on her cause, according that that person she is cool, and I did. Slowbama, the half breed stuttering muslim told us he wanted to fundamentally transform America. America is a free, capitalistic Republic. What's to change? Liberals want laws again misinformation, disinformation and such but it's always the liberal that gets to decide what dis and misinformation is. This is America, who the fu(k even begins to tell another American what they can say? Liberals do. Fu(kin liberals, say what you say and I'll destroy you with speech. That's why you don't want me to have free speech. Ya'll are stupid, petty, vindictive, dishonest, fu(ktard control freaks. And then ya'll openly desire to make America a dystopian fu(kfest. Go ahead, SlowJoeBiden says, send us all your huddled masses from your worst prisons, yearning to take over apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado, Oh please every stinking nation on God's Green Earth, any fu(k your nation doesn't want sends them to America. But then SlowJoe knew his bidness and asked for that. Why? Cause SlowJoe wanted the worst of every nation to come here and fu(k us up so badly that it's time.

For everything you liberals desire. End of the 2nd. End of the 1st. SlowJoeBiden been very busy lettin the worst of the entire fu(kin world into our nation that it will become such a hell hole that of course it's martial law time. For the good of the nation.

I well understand that you people are a tad dim witted.

Or...

Most of you are stupid.

For four years now SlowJoeBiden has been letting the worst of every nation into our nation for a very specific reason...

eh... post so I don't lose this.

 

[Marchimedes]

2nd,

Sorry, errant click.

I'm bored, drunk and hungry. I'll continue fu(king you dumb fu(ks whenever I desire.

 

[Marchimedes]

There was slavery in this nation until a bunch of white people took up arms and ended that $h!t.

 

[Marchimedes]

 

[Marchimedes]

Fu(k me running I have to take this one out large.

Joy Reid is done!

All Hail Joy Reid!

Joy Reid...

All Hail Joy Ried!

has over the years taught me so much about my unconscious racism. I never knew I hated black folk but she assures me I do. And so it goes...

Anyway now that Joy is going away I tell my favorite Joy Reid joke one last time...

(consider black folk yelling at white boys with curly hair growing locks as cultural appropriation)

Hey, Joy, Scandinavia called, they want their hair color back.

 

[Marchimedes]

Sure Elan hasn't proved all this horrible spending he contends is/was at places like USAID but I don't doubt it, it's liberals after all. Thing I have not seen pointed out and ask is has all the horrible activity the horrible spending funds taken place? For instance has there actually been gay puppet shows on the town square in Ulaanbaatar? I don't see Mongolians putting up with that $h!t. I suggest the check has been cut and cashed by bad actors here at home. Did men in Guatemala actually get bottom surgery? Somebody should investigate this $h!t.

Raise your skirt, Sir!

 

[Marchimedes]

Trump tariffs are here.

Very sorry about your 'Rice, Maple Syrup and Sombrero' import bidness. Maybe expand? I suggest Guinness, knock off DeWalt batteries and Monkeys.

 

[Marchimedes]

How to take a heavy rectangular block and get it "upstairs" a little...

I speak voodoo.

I drew that $h!t up over two(2) decades ago. So, is there anyone that has any questions about getting a heavy block up some? I get it, a lot happened there.

We good?

 

[Marchimedes]

If a photon has no mass why is there gravitational lensing?

The fu(k then Coyote, that's a good one.

Here's the deal. So far, so good, so what? I'm killing this thread. I'm upstairs, been so for a while, I'm getting zero replies, views accrue...

That's correct, leftie, I'll type, you read, then poof.

So, I have this thread and I have another downstairs or I should say I have a downstairs thread.

Upstairs it is. I have a downstairs thread, if ya'll are registered and logged in you can go there.

Still, I've wrote plenty in this thread and far as I understand the rules of engagement I'm mutha fuckin undefeated. Look around, who questions me?

 

[Coyote]

If a photon has no mass why is there gravitational lensing?

The fu(k then Coyote, that's a good one.

Here's the deal. So far, so good, so what? I'm killing this thread. I'm upstairs, been so for a while, I'm getting zero replies, views accrue...

That's correct, leftie, I'll type, you read, then poof.

So, I have this thread and I have another downstairs or I should say I have a downstairs thread.

Upstairs it is. I have a downstairs thread, if ya'll are registered and logged in you can go there.

Still, I've wrote plenty in this thread and far as I understand the rules of engagement I'm mutha fuckin undefeated. Look around, who questions me?

You’re my own personal one-man fan club Marchemides

Yes I believe you are undefeated, at least until someone actually engages with you

 

[Marchimedes]

You’re my own personal one-man fan club Marchemides

Well this is serendipitous. I show up and you were just here. First of all I adore you and all should feel the same way. Just trying to spread the love, lady.

Yes I believe you are undefeated,

Thank you.

at least until someone actually engages with you

And here you are, our fearless leader heading the charge. As you didn't bring nuttin in particular up I'll go ahead and continue this topic...

Sure Elan hasn't proved all this horrible spending he contends is/was at places like USAID but I don't doubt it, it's liberals after all. Thing I have not seen pointed out and ask is has all the horrible activity the horrible spending funds taken place? For instance has there actually been gay puppet shows on the town square in Ulaanbaatar? I don't see Mongolians putting up with that $h!t. I suggest the check has been cut and cashed by bad actors here at home. Did men in Guatemala actually get bottom surgery? Somebody should investigate this $h!t.

Raise your skirt, Sir!

I was watching the Players Tournament last Sunday and politics entered my skull so I was "what if Rory entered the LPGA?" Which led to...

Announcer - "It's a lovely day here for the start of the LPGA season at Bleeding Pines Golf Course for 'The Karen Open.' By luck of the draw first to T-off is Joan Daly. Until last week Joan was John Daly until he identified as female and now here she is, visibly, obviously drunk trying to tee the ball at this Par 5, 365 yard hole. She swings and oh no she fell down. The ball, the ball is on the green! Joan is up and heading towards the green without waiting for her paring, Amana Wang who squares up and crushes a ball down the middle of the fairway coasting to a long, long 170 yard drive. We'll be back after these commercials..."



Announcer - "And we're back. While we were away Amanda took only two(2) strokes to land the ball hole high slightly inside of Joan. While Amanda was playing Joan pinned the Bar Cart against Gavin Newsome with her girth downing a quick two(2) Tequila Sunrises. Remember, folks, drink your good Tequila now before the Trump Tariffs kick in or you'll be stuck with 'Trump Plastic Jug like-Tequila.'

All Hail Trump!

Joan is looking for her ball, she spots it, addresses her ball whom she calls "white privilege" and it's on the way, nice pace, breaking to the right and it's in the hole for a three(3) under Albatross. Joan is riding her putter around the green like a toy horsy and oh no she fell in the water hazard. They are trying to help her out but her skirt is over her head and she's fighting them and on no her balls are showing, oh the humanity, it's a tragedy here at the links, there is no God, go to commercial..."

 

[Marchimedes]

Wait a minute!

I show up here just a bit ago my only concern being to post my "her balls are showing" joke so everything I do from now on is pure bonus. When I first showed up I had thirty(30) notices. Not bad for...

at least until someone actually engages with you

I counted, 25/30 notifications were funny/winner/love/thanks in this thread...

Thread 'Serious discussion on "Diversity, Equity, Inclusion"'

Mar 14, 2025

I have read post after post at USMB, on X, on Facebook and elsewhere that:

1. Accuse Trump, Musk et al of racism, being Nazis, being fascists or whatever because they reject DEI in favor of qualifications, credentials, competence, effectiveness, efficiency, aptitude, vision, intuition .

2. Insist that society benefits when DEI is the criteria for hiring, appointments, promotions even if qualifications need to be lowered to achieve it.

Well if diversity is based on skin color I offer this chart for consideration:



And if LGBTQX++++ is to be included as the...

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One(1) was a disagree for that thread, one(1) was for a different thread and three(3) were for me being quoted in that thread.

Of course right after I told my balls joke I went right to the first quote of me cause folks need suffer but alas I no longer am allowed to post in that thread. That stands to reason as whenever I desire I can go fu(kin derail a stupid liberal thread. That's not good for discussion overall so I support whoever banned me from engaging in that thread forever, and ever, Amen. It would be nice if maybe the staff of this good site could let me know these things and maybe a slim reason why so I could publicly mock it and then we all pretend I didn't make sense. Again. Trust me folks, Coyote is lettin me get away with murder at this site.

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I am actively allowed and banned in the same breath. Doesn't seem fair that three(3) were allowed to reply to me in that thread but I was not allowed my own reply. Of course I could just copy/paste that crap, drop it here and reply to all that here making sure they all get notified with a little ...

IM2 You said...

Blah, blah, blah. This one tried all the tactics. Go back to school. Learn American history, and you will understand that for a minimum of now 249 years whites have given themselves everything because of their skin color. So you can just drop the gasighting boy, because no matter how many typos I have, I have been factually correct about every word I have said. Whites made America diverse when your ancestors floated over here. This is not a white country, and whites alone did not build or create everything in this country. Do not let me start on the patents whites got for copying things blacks did.

Onoy racist white losers are whining about things like DEI, and it is evil to have been given what you have because of your skin color than lecture everybody see about how wrong it is to do so. You really need to just STFU.

Oh my, IM2, suddenly it's here. Welcome to my thread, IM2. Just for fun...

whites alone did not build or create everything in this country.

See, buddy? I'm already pointing out stuff you said that is correct.

it is evil to have been given what you have because of your skin color

Sure, I'll play. What was given to me? Ah, my love of reading cents I can remember. My elementary school had a library. As I was white in the 60's my white handlers often made me go to library and given free time to wander around alone. I'm quite sure as a black man at that same time you were probably... I can't go on. I can't imagine what horrors you were made to endure. Hey, bro, we ain't so far different in age so maybe you remember that little eraser shaped like the Frito Bandito that you got in a bag of chips? Then you were him when you went trick or treating at age 11? It wasn't racist back then. Is now. I know, I'm abusing the system. I shouldn't resurrect the dead there to the alive here. But then IM2 look, I just had Coyote here, now you are here, kinda, do you have a thread? You know, a thread you made all by yourself that you shall continue to prosecute no matter the onslaught? You should as I'd like a go to place to show up at and destroy. Think about it, a thread by you about what you think. Maybe once the week give us your very own gem. A place where you can say "these are my ideas" that you put forth in front of God and County at this site where your ideas go to die. Sorry.

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Is this post long yet?

Hitler wept!

 

[Coyote]

Well this is serendipitous. I show up and you were just here. First of all I adore you and all should feel the same way. Just trying to spread the love, lady.



Thank you.



And here you are, our fearless leader heading the charge. As you didn't bring nuttin in particular up I'll go ahead and continue this topic...



I was watching the Players Tournament last Sunday and politics entered my skull so I was "what if Rory entered the LPGA?" Which led to...

Announcer - "It's a lovely day here for the start of the LPGA season at Bleeding Pines Golf Course for 'The Karen Open.' By luck of the draw first to T-off is Joan Daly. Until last week Joan was John Daly until he identified as female and now here she is, visibly, obviously drunk trying to tee the ball at this Par 5, 365 yard hole. She swings and oh no she fell down. The ball, the ball is on the green! Joan is up and heading towards the green without waiting for her paring, Amana Wang who squares up and crushes a ball down the middle of the fairway coasting to a long, long 170 yard drive. We'll be back after these commercials..."



Announcer - "And we're back. While we were away Amanda took only two(2) strokes to land the ball hole high slightly inside of Joan. While Amanda was playing Joan pinned the Bar Cart against Gavin Newsome with her girth downing a quick two(2) Tequila Sunrises. Remember, folks, drink your good Tequila now before the Trump Tariffs kick in or you'll be stuck with 'Trump Plastic Jug like-Tequila.'

All Hail Trump!

Joan is looking for her ball, she spots it, addresses her ball whom she calls "white privilege" and it's on the way, nice pace, breaking to the right and it's in the hole for a three(3) under Albatross. Joan is riding her putter around the green like a toy horsy and oh no she fell in the water hazard. They are trying to help her out but her skirt is over her head and she's fighting them and on no her balls are showing, oh the humanity, it's a tragedy here at the links, there is no God, go to commercial..."

Balls….?

Wait…we’re talking about balls? And you said I didn’t bring nothing? Let’s cut to the chase and forgo eloquence.

 

[Marchimedes]

"Turn that plane of horrible criminals around" and "it's fine when Tesla stuff gets fire bombed and shot at."

That's you liberals right now.

A while back you were "thieves get to steal $999 of stuff with nary the concern."

Your support of criminal behavior grows and all the live while day we conservatives watch and clock this.

The fu(k do I care? Tear you own $h!t up. Like I always say... "I'd like to see one of you puzzies try to kick my door in."

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Yes I believe you are undefeated

and then I posted a bunch more $h!t to be undefeated at.

Want some pyramids?

 

[Marchimedes]

Balls….?

Balls.

Wait…we’re talking about balls?

Balls are a metaphor. Maybe balls are just balls showing themselves on the first green. Maybe balls means what this NY boy grew up breaking. Maybe balls is me pointing out what many women don't have. Balls are what men have. Women don't and Thank The Good Lord for that.

If everyone had balls there would be no babies.

So, Coyote, I have four(4) babies. I am (made of balls) but half of that equation. I always ask these things...

How old are you? Do you have any children? I'm 61 and I have four(4). What should the highest federal income tax rate be and at what income level should that start? You are this sites admin, you interjected yourself into my thread so now you have to play. Or not, you can bolt.

And you said I didn’t bring nothing?

That sounds like sumpin I would say.

As you didn't bring nuttin in particular up

So what's our topic, lady?

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Let’s cut to the chase and forgo eloquence.

Nevermid, you're cool.

 

[Coyote]

Balls.



Balls are a metaphor. Maybe balls are just balls showing themselves on the first green. Maybe balls means what this NY boy grew up breaking. Maybe balls is me pointing out what many women don't have. Balls are what men have. Women don't and Thank The Good Lord for that.

If everyone had balls there would be no babies.

So, Coyote, I have four(4) babies. I am (made of balls) but half of that equation. I always ask these things...

How old are you? Do you have any children? I'm 61 and I have four(4). What should the highest federal income tax rate be and at what income level should that start? You are this sites admin, you interjected yourself into my thread so now you have to play. Or not, you can bolt.

I’m 65, no kids other than the four legged ones.

Not an admin either, I turned in that hat a while ago.

That sounds like sumpin I would say.



So what's our topic, lady?

Anything you want it to be.

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Nevermid, you're cool.

 

[Marchimedes]

I’m 65, no kids

Thank you.

other than the four legged ones.

Animals are not children. How many nights did you read to your pets hoping one day they'll be able to read? You didn't. Fu(kin Coyote you're in my thread now, grow up.

Not an admin either, I turned in that hat a while ago.

No matter, I've been admin, you've been admin, we should chat.

Anything you want it to be.

Taxes, my dear, taxes.

 

[Marchimedes]

0:59-1:06...



"... editorial positions at NPR, he said he found 87 democrats, 0 Republicans."

If I worked somewhere with 86 Republicans, 0 democrats, I would be their leader.

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I replaced one of them for the better I say so...

From where the last man standing stands.

Top Ten inventions by gay men.

Sawbuck. Snap!
Nein. Broadway musicals.
Ate. "You go, girl."
Lucky 7. Pole sitting.
Sex. Pastel colored Miata's/mesh tank tops.
Fin. The 'G' in 'LGB...'
IV. The reach-around.
Craps. Circle jerks.
The Deuce. Recreational enemas.

And the number one invention by gay men...

1. Gavin Newsom.

 

[Marchimedes]

I did the math. The Mighty US of A offers Greenland a cool One Trillion cash which equals sumpin North of 18 Million per Greenlander. Just a Trillion on the debt...



And The Mighty US of A has it's 51st State. Have you looked at a map and considered military strategy? We'd own the North Atlantic and it would be hard indeed to sneak an ICBM over the Artic when on one side Alaska and on the other Greenland...

Imagine a thousand years from now and Lake Superior is going dry cause we thirsty. Our 51st State holds what percentage of the Earth's fresh water now? That's correct, you heard that take first in this thread.

Then, imagine this you fu)k liberals and your hatred of wealth your newest state is comprised entirely of millionaires so you now get to federal income tax them at a rate of 37%. Tax base, "paying their fair share" you fu(ks can sell that.

Last I checked God is not making more real estate. Get it while the price is...

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So what percentage of this site are liberals?

 

[Marchimedes]

Continuing on after "Lift your skirt, Sir." and "her balls are showing" as I been saying cents forever and ever, Amen this deal with men competing with gals in sports ain't gonna go away until those most affected by all this, the women athletes take matters into their own hands. Recently in America a gal declined to fence a man and was shown the black card. Lather, rinse repeat. For instance, you got a race with a bunch of gals and a man, the starting gun goes off and this kinda $h!t...



Bunch of gals on the starting blocks for a swim 'ready, set, go' and while the man explodes off the block to victory all the gals stand up, do that smooth their hair trick instead of shaking a hand then go stand on the side of the pool cheering the man on.

Sure the gals are gonna get yelled at by officials, disqualified for that meet, maybe, but in the end how is one gonna have a female athletic competition if no females compete? Of course all the other events go on that don't have a man competing but there's gonna be a podium or more with one giant gal that can palm a basketball standing alone atop the podium.

I don't doubt that maybe some of these men really think they are women. The liberal will say that society can't marginalize, ostracize, offend these folks cause, you know, it will hurt their feelings.

Sports doesn't care about your feelings!

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If there is so much racism in America why did Jesse Smollett have to make some up?