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I accomplished that in under two(2) weeks in the introduction sub-forum.
July The 4th is coming.
Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)
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I accomplished that in under two(2) weeks in the introduction sub-forum.
July The 4th is coming.
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The Big Beautiful Bill is passed. Time to shift this thread into 2nd gear.
I say the biggest political divide of consequence between the right and the left is taxes. In Baby Jesus's first term he got tax cuts done right quick and America took off. The Yellow Menace Satan Bug happened and the world took a hit but that wasn't Baby Jesus's fault yet folks got sick and the drive-by media did all it could to blame that on Baby Jesus and that worked. Seems to me that if lower taxes are so bad for the American economy the first thing the SlowJoeBiden administration should have done while they had the power would have been to raise them there taxes right back up. But they didn't. Odd, that.
Lower taxes spurs the American economy. Go ahead liberals, fu(k with me on that.
Now the Trump first term tax cuts are permanent. The American bidnessman has certainty and can plan accordingly. There is nuttin the liberal can do right now to fu(k with the American economy. GDP is up, wages are up, inflation is down, tariffs did not cause a market meltdown, in fact the DOW is higher than ever, price on energy is down and that $h!t I say is gonna go WAY down as it takes gas to deliver gas and Baby Jesus is far from done with that.
I'm bored.
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Why did they shoot Charlie Kirk?
Because they missed Trump.
Because they missed Trump.
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This site is immature. I am the elder statesman. Except for Billo. But then he's just old.
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Couple of my Charlie jokes here and there upstairs and you fu(ks are folding faster than The Flash on Meth on laundry day. Imagine if I asked a question?
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I don't have to ask the questions, the left has already answered them.
"Charlie brought this upon himself for standing up for The Mighty US of A Constitution."
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Charlie was polite. That's an anchor I don't drag.
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Couple of my Charlie jokes here and there upstairs and you fu(ks are folding faster than The Flash on Meth on laundry day. Imagine if I asked a question?
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I don't have to ask the questions, the left has already answered them.
"Charlie brought this upon himself for standing up for The Mighty US of A Constitution."
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Charlie was polite. That's an anchor I don't drag.
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I've known of Destiny for many years and now because of the Assassination of Charlie Kirk so does much of The King's English speaking world. I'm going to $h!t on Destiny for sentences so if that offends you take notes. A guy I know from the internet told me about a podcast I should watch and in one of the boxes was Destiny. Don't get me wrong, Destiny was horrible and all but from second #1 it was his name.
From the home office in Scottsdale, Arizona Top Ten stripper names....
#7. Destiny.
Anyway I'm talking to the guy on the internet and he sends me a link of Destiny talking in the corner of a video of him playing a video game. I never knew that was a thing, still is a thing but then I'm a Boomer so while he was playing he was describing a sexual encounter with a young man whom, to his surprise when said young man's junk was in his face had undescended testicles.
I'm talking to the guy on the internet online on one of my old threads so it's all public as it's happening and after seeing that video of Destiny I remark...
I'm my world we call men with undescended testicles boys.
When Destiny calms down I go... "No really, Destiny, I kid. A real question... how do you get stripper slitter outta your beard?"
"And what is that smell? Is that stripper pole juice?"
"Destiny, that's not arrogant.
Fine.
Then.
Hi, I'm Inevitability."
Those are some jokes I may or may not have dropped in comment sections of youfaces over the years when Destiny shows up. If the joke works it's not stalking!
Jokes post Destiny's rise to fame following his Charlie Kirk Assassination gems...
If aliens came to Earth to assess the human race we would hide Destiny under a rock.
If Destiny wanted to buy poison from me to off himself I would overcharge him.
Go find the picture of Destiny standing on the shore then...
Destiny is trying to be intimidating with his words.
That's adorable.
From the home office in Scottsdale, Arizona Top Ten stripper names....
#7. Destiny.
Anyway I'm talking to the guy on the internet and he sends me a link of Destiny talking in the corner of a video of him playing a video game. I never knew that was a thing, still is a thing but then I'm a Boomer so while he was playing he was describing a sexual encounter with a young man whom, to his surprise when said young man's junk was in his face had undescended testicles.
I'm talking to the guy on the internet online on one of my old threads so it's all public as it's happening and after seeing that video of Destiny I remark...
I'm my world we call men with undescended testicles boys.
When Destiny calms down I go... "No really, Destiny, I kid. A real question... how do you get stripper slitter outta your beard?"
"And what is that smell? Is that stripper pole juice?"
"Destiny, that's not arrogant.
Fine.
Then.
Hi, I'm Inevitability."
Those are some jokes I may or may not have dropped in comment sections of youfaces over the years when Destiny shows up. If the joke works it's not stalking!
Jokes post Destiny's rise to fame following his Charlie Kirk Assassination gems...
If aliens came to Earth to assess the human race we would hide Destiny under a rock.
If Destiny wanted to buy poison from me to off himself I would overcharge him.
Go find the picture of Destiny standing on the shore then...
Destiny is trying to be intimidating with his words.
That's adorable.
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For the first time in my decades of viewing Jeopardy tonight there where two(2) cute chicks so the swarthy dude won.
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While the antifa push for an American Civil War...
I say that when correctly fired most of the heat from my weapon on the left target will be between the battery terminals thus on the outside of the nose while on the right target that heat gonna be all up in that nose. The zzt should be the same.
Still the prospect of an American Civil War always begs the question... "How do I know who to shoot?" So a while back I started on a list...
Anyone who wears crocs
Blue/pink/purple/green hair
Men with two(2) earrings
Anyone alone in public far away from other humans wearing a mask
Mazda Miata drivers
Anyone that lives at the end of a peninsula
More then two(2) cats
People that give me the stink eye when I eat meat in public
Any man that wears trousers that end mid calf
Men wearing sandals
Anyone with a nose ring
Any more than one(1) ganging up on one(1) person
Anyone with a tattoo that wasn't in The Mighty US of A Navy
People that drink cold coffee or hot tea
People that are up wind of me telling me they can smell my cigarette (Kof)
Anyone that wears tye-dye
San Franciscans
Volkswagen Bettle drivers
Anyone with more than two(2) selfies on their phone
Anyone who knows which Kardashian has the fattest azz
Hippies
Anyone wearing an ugly Christmas sweater
People that spell Christmas 'Xmas'
People with a food stamp Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program that doesn't understand that Supplemental doesn't mean "all their food needs."
Anyone that calls the homeless 'the unhoused'
Men with Johnsons and balls hanging that wants to compete in combat sports with real women
People who say the pelvises of men and women are the same
Women with Adam's Apples and a five o'clock shadow
People who think the electricity to charge their electric vehicles comes from Unicorn farts and happy thoughts
Midgets who don't want other midgets playing midgets in movies
Anyone that is mad that every single person in the world didn't go see some woke remake of a classic movie
People that call anyone that disagrees with them a 'fascist'
Anyone who can watch 'The Veiw' for more than 30 seconds
Vegans
Anyone that wants me to eat bugs
Anyone that thinks 1+1=3
People afeared of The Mighty horse Thread
Women who give me a dirty look like I asked them for a BJ when I hold the door open for them
Anyone who claims they know what the fu(k Kamala Harris is saying
That's a joke list. The real list is any of them that desire to force me to be any of that. And then today it dawned on me, top of that list should be fu(ks that wears masks while trying to have an American Civil War. I just watched a youface of pro-American protesters on one side of the street in one of those west-coast God forsaken cities and antifa protesters on the other. The people didn't wear masks, The Hivers did.
Big problem solved.
Now I don't mean The Men with masks that pile outta black SUVs by the dozen all dressed in camo and heavily armed. We all know who they are. They're ICE. We don't need to see their faces. You WANT to see their faces so you can dox them and make their children frightened and someday, one day, eventually dead. The majority of the left youts
poll stating that political violence is acceptable.
Now in my Man world I guess I sit back and go "okay, antifa mutha-fu(kas, you have to shoot first." But then you did with Charlie.
I say that when correctly fired most of the heat from my weapon on the left target will be between the battery terminals thus on the outside of the nose while on the right target that heat gonna be all up in that nose. The zzt should be the same.
Still the prospect of an American Civil War always begs the question... "How do I know who to shoot?" So a while back I started on a list...
Anyone who wears crocs
Blue/pink/purple/green hair
Men with two(2) earrings
Anyone alone in public far away from other humans wearing a mask
Mazda Miata drivers
Anyone that lives at the end of a peninsula
More then two(2) cats
People that give me the stink eye when I eat meat in public
Any man that wears trousers that end mid calf
Men wearing sandals
Anyone with a nose ring
Any more than one(1) ganging up on one(1) person
Anyone with a tattoo that wasn't in The Mighty US of A Navy
People that drink cold coffee or hot tea
People that are up wind of me telling me they can smell my cigarette (Kof)
Anyone that wears tye-dye
San Franciscans
Volkswagen Bettle drivers
Anyone with more than two(2) selfies on their phone
Anyone who knows which Kardashian has the fattest azz
Hippies
Anyone wearing an ugly Christmas sweater
People that spell Christmas 'Xmas'
People with a food stamp Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program that doesn't understand that Supplemental doesn't mean "all their food needs."
Anyone that calls the homeless 'the unhoused'
Men with Johnsons and balls hanging that wants to compete in combat sports with real women
People who say the pelvises of men and women are the same
Women with Adam's Apples and a five o'clock shadow
People who think the electricity to charge their electric vehicles comes from Unicorn farts and happy thoughts
Midgets who don't want other midgets playing midgets in movies
Anyone that is mad that every single person in the world didn't go see some woke remake of a classic movie
People that call anyone that disagrees with them a 'fascist'
Anyone who can watch 'The Veiw' for more than 30 seconds
Vegans
Anyone that wants me to eat bugs
Anyone that thinks 1+1=3
People afeared of The Mighty horse Thread
Women who give me a dirty look like I asked them for a BJ when I hold the door open for them
Anyone who claims they know what the fu(k Kamala Harris is saying
That's a joke list. The real list is any of them that desire to force me to be any of that. And then today it dawned on me, top of that list should be fu(ks that wears masks while trying to have an American Civil War. I just watched a youface of pro-American protesters on one side of the street in one of those west-coast God forsaken cities and antifa protesters on the other. The people didn't wear masks, The Hivers did.
Big problem solved.
Now I don't mean The Men with masks that pile outta black SUVs by the dozen all dressed in camo and heavily armed. We all know who they are. They're ICE. We don't need to see their faces. You WANT to see their faces so you can dox them and make their children frightened and someday, one day, eventually dead. The majority of the left youts
poll stating that political violence is acceptable.
Now in my Man world I guess I sit back and go "okay, antifa mutha-fu(kas, you have to shoot first." But then you did with Charlie.
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New antifa mask...
I measured myself so this is all on the up and up. Of course I won't be wearing a mask.
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When Mother government first mandated I wear a mask my first thought was an old National Geographic video of a sneeze filmed in profile, back lite and in slow motion. It goes sumpin like this...
there are far worse videos. A mask has zero chance. So I figured back then that if masks worked Mother government would have shown a video of a masked not gettin blown four(4) inches off a face and shot not going everywhere. But you liberals stuck with that $h!t. My idea to get back at you back then was...
Wasn't Fauci pre-pardoned?
I bet in Europe these days one could get arrested for that. But not here in America and all because of Baby Jesus...
I measured myself so this is all on the up and up. Of course I won't be wearing a mask.
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When Mother government first mandated I wear a mask my first thought was an old National Geographic video of a sneeze filmed in profile, back lite and in slow motion. It goes sumpin like this...
there are far worse videos. A mask has zero chance. So I figured back then that if masks worked Mother government would have shown a video of a masked not gettin blown four(4) inches off a face and shot not going everywhere. But you liberals stuck with that $h!t. My idea to get back at you back then was...
Wasn't Fauci pre-pardoned?
I bet in Europe these days one could get arrested for that. But not here in America and all because of Baby Jesus...
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The liberal has been complaining of late about the, so far, ten(10) go-fast boats coming from Venezuela that Baby Jesus has blown up screaming "due process." Here's what "Due process'" looks like when The Mighty US of A is dealing with a Dictator run narco-state...
CIA: "What you got for us, (codename) Pedro?"
Pedro: "The Venezuelan Army is loading product onto a 40' open deck vessel with four(4) giant outboard engines called "The Unsinkable 11."
Cia: "Can you confirm that product is actionable?"
Pedro" "See. I try, is good.
CIA: "And the Caracas Police?"
Pedro: "They are proving security."
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Sure, women don't need men...
until there's a spider in the bathtub.
(still $h!ttin on women here so no dash)
CIA: "What you got for us, (codename) Pedro?"
Pedro: "The Venezuelan Army is loading product onto a 40' open deck vessel with four(4) giant outboard engines called "The Unsinkable 11."
Cia: "Can you confirm that product is actionable?"
Pedro" "See. I try, is good.
CIA: "And the Caracas Police?"
Pedro: "They are proving security."
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Sure, women don't need men...
until there's a spider in the bathtub.
(still $h!ttin on women here so no dash)
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SCOTUS ruled that what you were born with is what shows up on your passport. That's good news for American trans-men travelling abroad and running afoul of the law in Turkey.
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As Mamdani is Mayor there's gonna be some changes to The NY Yankees. Your new skipper...
The Tomahawk what now?
Firing AK-47s straight into the air for home run celebrations is now encouraged.
The lottery drawing winner in the seventh inning stretch gets to throw rocks at a tank.
Hijabs are now mandatory for players...
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"Instead of tonight's scheduled AirForce Thunderbirds flyover we're honoring martyrs past with a fashion show. First up is Mohamida Lots sporting suicide bomber regalia and there he goes running into centerfield screaming 'God is Great' and sumpin about death to America and oh no he tripped over his skirt and blew himself up. While they mop Mo up let me introduce you to The Yankees new mascot "The Jew." You might know him from the movie "Borat..."
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As Mamdani is Mayor there's gonna be some changes to The NY Yankees. Your new skipper...
The Tomahawk what now?
Firing AK-47s straight into the air for home run celebrations is now encouraged.
The lottery drawing winner in the seventh inning stretch gets to throw rocks at a tank.
Hijabs are now mandatory for players...
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"Instead of tonight's scheduled AirForce Thunderbirds flyover we're honoring martyrs past with a fashion show. First up is Mohamida Lots sporting suicide bomber regalia and there he goes running into centerfield screaming 'God is Great' and sumpin about death to America and oh no he tripped over his skirt and blew himself up. While they mop Mo up let me introduce you to The Yankees new mascot "The Jew." You might know him from the movie "Borat..."
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Governors elect Spanberger and Sherrill were on Face the Nation with Margaret Brennan.
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While We wait on the probable cause for Arctic Frost a thing I've yet to see pointed out, except for now is that is that even though the SlowJoeBiden gang spied on ALL the Republicans for years it looks like they still don't have Jack $h!t on anybody. Even MTG and that chick is crazy.
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If I was Baby Jesus meeting Mamdani today...
"I paid (huge number) in taxes in your city last year. What would you like to talk about?"
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If I was Baby Jesus meeting Mamdani today...
"I paid (huge number) in taxes in your city last year. What would you like to talk about?"
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The only thing worserer than sending a bunch of young, untrained National Guard to control a violent mob in a crime infested Hell-hole, vastly out numbered, with bullets is to send a bunch of young, untrained National Guard to control a violent mob in a crime infested Hell-hole, vastly out numbered, without bullets.
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Who doesn't think it went down like this....
The f@g that assassinated Charlie Kirk was gettin his knob gobbled by his man in a dress boyfriend, we'll call him Bob:
Bob: (Slurp) "I hate that Charlie Kirk."
F@g. "I'll shoot him."
The f@g that assassinated Charlie Kirk was gettin his knob gobbled by his man in a dress boyfriend, we'll call him Bob:
Bob: (Slurp) "I hate that Charlie Kirk."
F@g. "I'll shoot him."
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Looks like this story is true...
A British gal was beat up by a man (XY chromosome) and texted a friend who also knew the man and called him a f@ggot. The friend turned her in to Ministry of Truth and said gal was arrested and convicted for her hurtful name. Said XY chromosomer, reportedly not a f@ggot, has not been charged.
The American left wants that kinda $h!t in this nation. If Kamala had been elected America would be far down this same road. But as Baby Jesus was elected that kinda $h!t exists only in the fevered dreams and long-term plans of AOC and the like. This is America, the left has to get rid of the guns WAY before they try to take away free speech yet they can't seem to figure this out when they have won a bunch of elections, have political capital to burn and might be able to get some unconstitutional laws/executive orders in the works before SCOTUS shoots it all down. Which reminds me of a point in my notes I never got to here in this the most glorious of threads and that the left is very open about stacking SCOTUS. If the left were to take the White House and Congress, they would add seats to SCOTUS until they get a majority. SCOTUS has to have an odd number of Justices so there's no tie so right now the left would have to add four(4) seats so they could have a 7-6 majority. You know, to save democracy.
As Baby Jesus has The White House and Congress he should immediately float adding two(2) seats to SCOTUS. 8-3.
The left would lose their friggin minds. Scholars and other such retards would come outta the woodwork to trash this idea. It would dominate the news cycle for a week. A gazillion left wing geniuses would publicly decry this idea and cite whatever it is liberals cite. (Note to self: A Top Ten list of things liberals cite...) #7. Satan.
Then Baby Jesus goes: "I was kidding about stacking SCOTUS, but that was so I could get all you hypocrites on record saying this is a bad idea."
This wouldn't work as liberals have no shame.
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How long before trans-women demand urinals in women's bathrooms?
A British gal was beat up by a man (XY chromosome) and texted a friend who also knew the man and called him a f@ggot. The friend turned her in to Ministry of Truth and said gal was arrested and convicted for her hurtful name. Said XY chromosomer, reportedly not a f@ggot, has not been charged.
The American left wants that kinda $h!t in this nation. If Kamala had been elected America would be far down this same road. But as Baby Jesus was elected that kinda $h!t exists only in the fevered dreams and long-term plans of AOC and the like. This is America, the left has to get rid of the guns WAY before they try to take away free speech yet they can't seem to figure this out when they have won a bunch of elections, have political capital to burn and might be able to get some unconstitutional laws/executive orders in the works before SCOTUS shoots it all down. Which reminds me of a point in my notes I never got to here in this the most glorious of threads and that the left is very open about stacking SCOTUS. If the left were to take the White House and Congress, they would add seats to SCOTUS until they get a majority. SCOTUS has to have an odd number of Justices so there's no tie so right now the left would have to add four(4) seats so they could have a 7-6 majority. You know, to save democracy.
As Baby Jesus has The White House and Congress he should immediately float adding two(2) seats to SCOTUS. 8-3.
The left would lose their friggin minds. Scholars and other such retards would come outta the woodwork to trash this idea. It would dominate the news cycle for a week. A gazillion left wing geniuses would publicly decry this idea and cite whatever it is liberals cite. (Note to self: A Top Ten list of things liberals cite...) #7. Satan.
Then Baby Jesus goes: "I was kidding about stacking SCOTUS, but that was so I could get all you hypocrites on record saying this is a bad idea."
This wouldn't work as liberals have no shame.
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How long before trans-women demand urinals in women's bathrooms?
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Oh my, where are my manners? My bad, kyzina (that's easy to type) for not replying in short order...
What? No Ground Hog Day, lady? And Easter is pretty much the same food as Thanksgiving so you got a beef with The Pilgrims?
Was she hot? Also on this very page "On nose rings..."
While the antifa push for an American Civil War...
I say that when correctly fired most of the heat from my weapon on the left target will be between the battery terminals thus on the outside of the nose while on the right target that heat gonna be all up in that nose. The zzt should be the same.
Still the prospect of an American Civil War always begs the...
I say that when correctly fired most of the heat from my weapon on the left target will be between the battery terminals thus on the outside of the nose while on the right target that heat gonna be all up in that nose. The zzt should be the same.
Still the prospect of an American Civil War always begs the...
Forgive me?
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