Lunar New Deal: GOP Rep. Gohmert suggests altering moon's orbit to combat climate change

A lot of left wingers missing the part they were the butt of the joke. If you think higher taxes and government can actually change the climate you may as well be trying to move the moon. The results will be the same either way.
More trump fluffer gas lighting
Yeah? What’s the total cost going to be to reduce the earth’s temperature by 1 degree? Is the new green deal going to get that done? AOC has it all figured out right?
Louie Excuse #12 deflect to AOC :heehee:
Why isn’t that fair? Louie isn’t trying to sell us on 10 trillion dollar deals to move the moon. AOC is trying to get that done to basically do the same thing and SAVE the planet!

Why do you refuse to acknowledge or debate the two options? He was making fun of her stupid plan. How about you be a good lefty and defend her proposal.
 
Now this..this is true comedy gold! Let it be said that he was attempting sarcasm---but it turned into a cringe-worthy epic failure


Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, suggested at a Congressional hearing that climate change could be combatted by altering the orbit of the moon, and asked an official from the U.S. Forest Service if there was anything her agency could do to do so.
Gohmert made the comments on Tuesday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on four pending bills, while he was questioning Jennifer Eberlien of the Dept. of Agriculture's Forest Service.
"I understand, from what’s been testified to the Forest Service and the B.L.M. [Bureau of Land Management], you want very much to work on the issue of climate change," Gohmert said.
"I was informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they've found that the moon’s orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth’s orbit around the sun. We know there’s been significant solar flare activity. And so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or B.L.M. can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate."
"I would have to follow up with on you on that one, Mr. Gohmert," Eberlien responded, smiling.
"If you figure out there's a way in the forest service you could make that change, I'd like to know," Gohmert said.

Rep. Ted Lieu, D-Calif., offered his own solution to Gohmert on Twitter Wednesday, suggesting that Marvel Comics' character Captain Marvel could handle the job.
Louie was probably trolling insane leftist nutjobs like AOC who suggested high-speed rail replace jets and that every building in the US be leveled and built back to Green Energy standards AND that we immediately outlaw fossil fuels and the internal combustion engine and use instead solar, wind, water, & 'energy sources not yet discovered / invented'.

I am sure if AOC had heard Gomert's idea by now she would be calling him up and inviting him to be a member of The Squad.

:p
 
Now this..this is true comedy gold! Let it be said that he was attempting sarcasm---but it turned into a cringe-worthy epic failure


Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, suggested at a Congressional hearing that climate change could be combatted by altering the orbit of the moon, and asked an official from the U.S. Forest Service if there was anything her agency could do to do so.
Gohmert made the comments on Tuesday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on four pending bills, while he was questioning Jennifer Eberlien of the Dept. of Agriculture's Forest Service.
"I understand, from what’s been testified to the Forest Service and the B.L.M. [Bureau of Land Management], you want very much to work on the issue of climate change," Gohmert said.
"I was informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they've found that the moon’s orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth’s orbit around the sun. We know there’s been significant solar flare activity. And so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or B.L.M. can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate."
"I would have to follow up with on you on that one, Mr. Gohmert," Eberlien responded, smiling.
"If you figure out there's a way in the forest service you could make that change, I'd like to know," Gohmert said.

Rep. Ted Lieu, D-Calif., offered his own solution to Gohmert on Twitter Wednesday, suggesting that Marvel Comics' character Captain Marvel could handle the job.

This isn't humor is it?
He does understand that by changing the orbit of the moon that it could...well...what's the word?...WIPE us out!! LOL.
Ok, I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's officially got the "Dumbest Member of Congress" award
back from MTG. :auiqs.jpg:


Jokes on you, Jack. Yes it was a sarcasm, and it was aimed straight at the idiocy of BLM and the Left, people you call friends!

As I stated previously, Freaky. I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's still the biggest retard in Congress. :)
He made a brilliant point and the Democrat side is too damn stuck on their own self importance that they just dont get sarcastic humor
Oh, I believe they fully get it. They know good and goddamn well what he was point out. They are just motherfuckers. They are deliberately treating it as a serious comment.
The media/entertainers are always there for the thrashing. Repubs need a primer on Saul Alinsky and others. If it ever came to it and it may not, no mercy for them. They do not even have a plan of wealth for the people and if they do it is not viable.
"Alinsky"....Louie Excuse #11
What's your excuse? Black?
Fascinating. If I wasn't before, I'm now sure you are a trump fluffer.
 

Yep, it was stupid. NOW, show us any Lefties working to excuse what he said. Between the two threads on this, we've got TEN...TEN...TEN trump fluffers trying to excuse dumb Louie.

Louie was being sarcastic. If you can't see that, then you're too damn stupid to be on an adult political forum.

This was that same problem the left had with Trump.

The left took him literally, but not seriously.

The right took him seriously, but not literally.

Leftists really are morons

From the same trump fluffers who claimed that they loved trump because he "says what he means"...... :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg:

You poor pitiful creatures can't figure out when he's serious and when he's mocking you. I pity you. Seriously.

For those who don't get it, or PRETEND not to, he's mocking AOC's Green New Deal and the idiots who support her.
 

Yep, it was stupid. NOW, show us any Lefties working to excuse what he said. Between the two threads on this, we've got TEN...TEN...TEN trump fluffers trying to excuse dumb Louie.

Louie was being sarcastic. If you can't see that, then you're too damn stupid to be on an adult political forum.

This was that same problem the left had with Trump.

The left took him literally, but not seriously.

The right took him seriously, but not literally.

Leftists really are morons

From the same trump fluffers who claimed that they loved trump because he "says what he means"...... :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg:

You poor pitiful creatures can't figure out when he's serious and when he's mocking you. I pity you. Seriously.

More trump fluffer gas-lighting
 

Yep, it was stupid. NOW, show us any Lefties working to excuse what he said. Between the two threads on this, we've got TEN...TEN...TEN trump fluffers trying to excuse dumb Louie.

Louie was being sarcastic. If you can't see that, then you're too damn stupid to be on an adult political forum.

This was that same problem the left had with Trump.

The left took him literally, but not seriously.

The right took him seriously, but not literally.

Leftists really are morons

From the same trump fluffers who claimed that they loved trump because he "says what he means"...... :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg:

You poor pitiful creatures can't figure out when he's serious and when he's mocking you. I pity you. Seriously.

More trump fluffer gas-lighting

You poor pitiful creature.
 
Now this..this is true comedy gold! Let it be said that he was attempting sarcasm---but it turned into a cringe-worthy epic failure


Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, suggested at a Congressional hearing that climate change could be combatted by altering the orbit of the moon, and asked an official from the U.S. Forest Service if there was anything her agency could do to do so.
Gohmert made the comments on Tuesday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on four pending bills, while he was questioning Jennifer Eberlien of the Dept. of Agriculture's Forest Service.
"I understand, from what’s been testified to the Forest Service and the B.L.M. [Bureau of Land Management], you want very much to work on the issue of climate change," Gohmert said.
"I was informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they've found that the moon’s orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth’s orbit around the sun. We know there’s been significant solar flare activity. And so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or B.L.M. can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate."
"I would have to follow up with on you on that one, Mr. Gohmert," Eberlien responded, smiling.
"If you figure out there's a way in the forest service you could make that change, I'd like to know," Gohmert said.

Rep. Ted Lieu, D-Calif., offered his own solution to Gohmert on Twitter Wednesday, suggesting that Marvel Comics' character Captain Marvel could handle the job.

This isn't humor is it?
He does understand that by changing the orbit of the moon that it could...well...what's the word?...WIPE us out!! LOL.
Ok, I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's officially got the "Dumbest Member of Congress" award
back from MTG. :auiqs.jpg:


Jokes on you, Jack. Yes it was a sarcasm, and it was aimed straight at the idiocy of BLM and the Left, people you call friends!

As I stated previously, Freaky. I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's still the biggest retard in Congress. :)
He made a brilliant point and the Democrat side is too damn stuck on their own self importance that they just dont get sarcastic humor
Oh, I believe they fully get it. They know good and goddamn well what he was point out. They are just motherfuckers. They are deliberately treating it as a serious comment.
The media/entertainers are always there for the thrashing. Repubs need a primer on Saul Alinsky and others. If it ever came to it and it may not, no mercy for them. They do not even have a plan of wealth for the people and if they do it is not viable.
"Alinsky"....Louie Excuse #11
What's your excuse? Black?
Fascinating. If I wasn't before, I'm now sure you are a trump fluffer.
For some reason you keep thinking that’s an effective insult. Other than the pornography industry reference you kind of just mean agreeing with his policies. And we’re supposed to be upset by that? Why?
 
sounds like he’s asking a question based on what NASA scientist have reported
It figures you would be STUPID enough to take Screwy Louie seriously! :cuckoo:
Ah...gaslighting, eh?

nASA said this was happening...are they crazy?
NASA said it was happening...not that we should move the moon to cure it~
Gohmert was being sarcastic to the nominee who said he was concerned about climate change. Gohmert hates the issue...and so he thought he would be 'clever'---fail/
isn’t that the logical question to find a solution?
"isn't that the logical question to find a solutions"? :heehee: Louie Excuse #7
how else do you find a solution without asking questions?
 

Yep, it was stupid. NOW, show us any Lefties working to excuse what he said. Between the two threads on this, we've got TEN...TEN...TEN trump fluffers trying to excuse dumb Louie.

Louie was being sarcastic. If you can't see that, then you're too damn stupid to be on an adult political forum.

This was that same problem the left had with Trump.

The left took him literally, but not seriously.

The right took him seriously, but not literally.

Leftists really are morons

From the same trump fluffers who claimed that they loved trump because he "says what he means"...... :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg: :auiqs.jpg:

You poor pitiful creatures can't figure out when he's serious and when he's mocking you. I pity you. Seriously.

More trump fluffer gas-lighting

Do you know what gas lighting is? It doesn’t seem like you do.
 
As I stated previously, Freaky. I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's still the biggest retard in Congress.

Biggest retard? NOT EVEN CLOSE BY A MILE.

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Oh for fuck sake Freaky, now you're pulling a PC cut and paste???
Way to jump the shark there. :auiqs.jpg:
 
The REAL reason snowflakes are pissed at Gomert - like AOC is - is because HE thought of the whole 'moving the moon' thing before they did....

:p

Remember the retard Democrat who seriously thought & declared if the US put any more troops on Guam it would TIP OVER?!

BWUHAHAHAHA
 
As I stated previously, Freaky. I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's still the biggest retard in Congress.

Biggest retard? NOT EVEN CLOSE BY A MILE.

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Oh for fuck sake Freaky, now you're pulling a PC cut and paste???
Way to jump the shark there. :auiqs.jpg:
Yeah, posting stuff from your PC is so yesterday. OMG, pictures and memes? Shark jumped twice! Who does that anymore?
 
As I stated previously, Freaky. I don't care if the fat bastard was joking or not. He's still the biggest retard in Congress.

Biggest retard? NOT EVEN CLOSE BY A MILE.

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Oh for fuck sake Freaky, now you're pulling a PC cut and paste???
Way to jump the shark there. :auiqs.jpg:
Yeah, posting stuff from your PC is so yesterday. OMG, pictures and memes? Shark jumped twice! Who does that anymore?

Well, not surprised I have to explain it to you (you are from the Show-Me state).
PC refers to a well known poster on these boards with a penchant for cutting and pasting...and annoying double and triple spaces.
Two of Freaky's pictures come straight off her (if it even is a "her") postings. :)
 
Now this..this is true comedy gold! Let it be said that he was attempting sarcasm---but it turned into a cringe-worthy epic failure


Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, suggested at a Congressional hearing that climate change could be combatted by altering the orbit of the moon, and asked an official from the U.S. Forest Service if there was anything her agency could do to do so.
Gohmert made the comments on Tuesday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing on four pending bills, while he was questioning Jennifer Eberlien of the Dept. of Agriculture's Forest Service.
"I understand, from what’s been testified to the Forest Service and the B.L.M. [Bureau of Land Management], you want very much to work on the issue of climate change," Gohmert said.
"I was informed by the immediate past director of NASA that they've found that the moon’s orbit is changing slightly and so is the Earth’s orbit around the sun. We know there’s been significant solar flare activity. And so, is there anything that the National Forest Service or B.L.M. can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously that would have profound effects on our climate."
"I would have to follow up with on you on that one, Mr. Gohmert," Eberlien responded, smiling.
"If you figure out there's a way in the forest service you could make that change, I'd like to know," Gohmert said.

Rep. Ted Lieu, D-Calif., offered his own solution to Gohmert on Twitter Wednesday, suggesting that Marvel Comics' character Captain Marvel could handle the job.
Louie was probably trolling insane leftist nutjobs like AOC who suggested high-speed rail replace jets and that every building in the US be leveled and built back to Green Energy standards AND that we immediately outlaw fossil fuels and the internal combustion engine and use instead solar, wind, water, & 'energy sources not yet discovered / invented'.

I am sure if AOC had heard Gomert's idea by now she would be calling him up and inviting him to be a member of The Squad.

:p
Louie Excuse #13....he's probably trolling
 
sounds like he’s asking a question based on what NASA scientist have reported
It figures you would be STUPID enough to take Screwy Louie seriously! :cuckoo:
Ah...gaslighting, eh?

nASA said this was happening...are they crazy?
NASA said it was happening...not that we should move the moon to cure it~
Gohmert was being sarcastic to the nominee who said he was concerned about climate change. Gohmert hates the issue...and so he thought he would be 'clever'---fail/
isn’t that the logical question to find a solution?
"isn't that the logical question to find a solutions"? :heehee: Louie Excuse #7
how else do you find a solution without asking questions?
Louie Excuse #14.....'just askin' a legitimate question' :heehee:
 
sounds like he’s asking a question based on what NASA scientist have reported
It figures you would be STUPID enough to take Screwy Louie seriously! :cuckoo:
Ah...gaslighting, eh?

nASA said this was happening...are they crazy?
NASA said it was happening...not that we should move the moon to cure it~
Gohmert was being sarcastic to the nominee who said he was concerned about climate change. Gohmert hates the issue...and so he thought he would be 'clever'---fail/
isn’t that the logical question to find a solution?
"isn't that the logical question to find a solutions"? :heehee: Louie Excuse #7
how else do you find a solution without asking questions?
Louie Excuse #14.....'just askin' a legitimate question' :heehee:
if dems can ask if Guam can tip over why can’t Louie ask if the Govt is doing anything about helping change the earths orbit?
 

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