In all seriousness, most liberals seem to believe the following:
* Letting people keep more of their own money causes deficits and recessions.
* Taking more money from people and giving it to the government leads to economic growth.
* It is an outrage to execute a murderer who was convicted by a jury of his peers and sentenced by a judge or a jury, but it's perfectly okay to kill a third-trimester baby solely for the convenience of the mother and/or the father.
* A county clerk who refuses to issue same-sex marriage licenses should be jailed, but mayors and city councils of sanctuary cities, which are openly refusing to enforce federal law, should be congratulated.
* Forcing people to join unions against their will and using their dues for political causes that those people oppose is noble, but giving state union members the option not to pay their union dues is an assault on workers' rights.
* Giving Iran, the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism, hundreds of billions of dollars and allowing Iran to keep its nuclear weapon infrastructure will promote peace and stability, and not doing these things will make the world less safe.
* Letting people keep more of their own money causes deficits and recessions.
* Taking more money from people and giving it to the government leads to economic growth.
* It is an outrage to execute a murderer who was convicted by a jury of his peers and sentenced by a judge or a jury, but it's perfectly okay to kill a third-trimester baby solely for the convenience of the mother and/or the father.
* A county clerk who refuses to issue same-sex marriage licenses should be jailed, but mayors and city councils of sanctuary cities, which are openly refusing to enforce federal law, should be congratulated.
* Forcing people to join unions against their will and using their dues for political causes that those people oppose is noble, but giving state union members the option not to pay their union dues is an assault on workers' rights.
* Giving Iran, the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism, hundreds of billions of dollars and allowing Iran to keep its nuclear weapon infrastructure will promote peace and stability, and not doing these things will make the world less safe.