insolent imp
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I think you should get a half a wedding cake to remind you that half your shit will be gone eventually.If that were the case, then he shouldn't make wedding cakes at all.
Wedding cakes are a Roman Pagan tradition that migrated to Christianity along with dozens of stolen holidays and fake saints that were based on local gods.
I mean, if we really wanted to be traditional, we should do what the Romans did and make the cakes in the shape of sex organs to celebrate fertility.