Kamala Harris calls emergency meeting to come up with conspiracy theories on how election was not rigged

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President Kamala Harris has called an emergency cabinet meeting trying to come up with conspiracy theories on how she could have won a fair and legitimate election.

"They are ready for us!" shouted Kamala in a panic. "They will be watching everything we do, so how can we keep in quiet when they complain about us cheating once again?"

"Censorship", said a staffer. "Any complaints will be met with a swift condemnation of being Russian interference and be taken off the internet. Then they will face jail time"

"Russian interference?" objected another staffer. "That is sooo yesterday! How about another virus scare to delay elections another month?"

"Out of the question", objected Dr. Fauci. "I will be on vacation".

"Smitherjism!", yelled Joe Biden.

"Who the hell let him in here?" screamed Kamala. "Let me guess, he ran out of children to bite once again so he wondered in here once again. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha"
 
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