Votto
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Georgia's S.B. 202 preventing voters from accessing water and food at election sites caused widespread controversy in the spring of 2021 and prompted questions about election laws elsewhere in the United States.
It was a grim day in Georgia today as over 102 voters standing in line for early voting were denied water thanks to the new Nazi Fascist GOP laws preventing people from obtaining water and food at election sites. Another 45 voters died of starvation. "It's the Georgia heat!" cried one man. "Sure, the voting goes on inside with air conditioning, but the walk into the building all the way from my car in the Georgia heat was more than I could bare. I crawled through the door into the building begging for just one drink of water, but they refused. I luckily had enough spittle to swallow to prevent dying from thirst while trying to vote so I crawled back to my car and to a local McDonalds to rehydrate myself. "Trouble is, I made a second attempt to vote after rehydrating myself but the exact same thing happened to me all over again, so I just gave up trying to vote altogether. I guess this black man was prevented from voting. I would have preferred being lynched to this sort of treatment!"
Another woman complained of being too hungry to vote. "I was too fatigued to vote because of my hunger. I'm 402 pounds so it takes a tremendous amount of energy just to walk to the voting booth, so without food to replenish my energy, I'm simply too fatigued to vote once I get there. Not having any food in the election booth to give me my energy back will prevent me from voting this time around. I guess this woman will not be able to vote this election cycle. Why do Republicans hate women so much? Say, is that a bag of Doritos? Do you care if I have a few?"
Another woman came to the voting site mistakenly thinking it was a Planned Parenthood so she could have an abortion, but once inside realized her error as she too begged for water. However, she was denied lifesaving water despite not wanting to vote. She was found dead outside her car face down in the unforgiving Georgia heat. Fascist GOP laws combined with Global Warming had claimed yet one more life. Notice I said, one more life, and not two.
Kamala Harris then declared the situation a national emergency. Unfortunately, FEMA was on vacation after the recent Hurricane season to try and rest up after all the world they had already done in order to try and save the people of Asheville North Carolina who are still trying to tread water in their local rivers, doggy paddle style. FEMA workers were simply unavailable to help at this time. Kamala was quoted as saying, "How about sending them all a $750 check instead? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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