just bad joke

[strollingbones]

tiger woods is changing his name to....












cheetah woods

 

[Paulie]

Nice one Bones!

Did you make that up?

 

[Colin]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Professional golfers get paid for putting it into different holes.

 

[Charles Stucker]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Professional golfers get paid for putting it into different holes.

Which typically requires several strokes beforehand.

 

[manifold]

Nice one bones.

I thought for sure it was going to be some variation on "wood"

 

[Colin]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Professional golfers get paid for putting it into different holes.

Which typically requires several strokes beforehand.

Must be down to their stiff shafts.

 

[xotoxi]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. Professional golfers get paid for putting it into different holes.

Which typically requires several strokes beforehand.

Must be down to their stiff shafts.

And stick it into all the vaginas.

 

[Colin]

Which typically requires several strokes beforehand.

Must be down to their stiff shafts.

And stick it into all the vaginas.

Only when in the rough.

 

[xotoxi]

Must be down to their stiff shafts.

And stick it into all the vaginas.

Only when in the rough.

Tiger likes to see if he can land his shot on the green.

 

[Colin]

And stick it into all the vaginas.

Only when in the rough.

Tiger likes to see if he can land his shot on the green.

I did hear he prefers playing the back nine.

 

[Paulie]

He picked her up at the 19th hole, and then shot it in her 2 hole.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Nice one bones.

I thought for sure it was going to be some variation on "wood"

I was looking for a joke about "Pooh" being on "Tiggers" "Hundred Acre Wood" and some sort of gay reference launching an Emergency Moderator Meeting to see if this thread should be moved to the Flame Zone.






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[Big Black Dog]

tiger woods is changing his name to....
cheetah woods

That's pretty funny bones. I'll give you an "A" on this one.