Jesus Has Returned and He was Hungry

[CarlinAnnArbor]

He felt like a pizza and Mt Dew

 

[xband]

He felt like a pizza and Mt Dew

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Jesus wants a vegie pizza and a Florida Gold orange juice.

 

[bodecea]

Jesus returned and he was hungry and trump fluffers spit in his face.

 

[Esdraelon]

When He returns, too many of you will be expecting a docile, gentle babe in a manger. *SPOILER ALERT*
He will be crushing under foot those who are destroying His chosen and the earth...

 

[badger2]

That’s better than perpetuating the myth that he was the son of god, a god that does not exist.

 

[badger2]

Yes, he will be returning with a Tommy gun, to turn Judas and other intellectuals into Swiss cheese.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

When He returns, too many of you will be expecting a docile, gentle babe in a manger. *SPOILER ALERT*
He will be crushing under foot those who are destroying His chosen and the earth...

He will come with a "Rod of Iron" this time. Better get to know the Real Jesus

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

That’s better than perpetuating the myth that he was the son of god, a god that does not exist.

When you close your eyes for the last time on this earth, you will feel very foolish and ashamed when you open them again

 

[Esdraelon]

That’s better than perpetuating the myth that he was the son of god, a god that does not exist.

When you close your eyes for the last time on this earth, you will feel very foolish and ashamed when you open them again

I've encountered so many of them online that I barely register their words any longer. I refuse to hate them, I'm too busy feeling sorry for what they are bringing on themselves. "There but for the grace of God..."

 

[badger2]

#8 takes the bait of the theologian, due to the difficulty Homo sapiens has of imagining non-existence. We liberated atheists do not have such problems.

 

[badger2]

#9: The problem is, that this protection-racket stupidity due to fairy tales is dangerous to other Homo sapiens: you can’t vet for mental disease, the organisms that pass close to you on the street.

 

[BreezeWood]

When He returns, too many of you will be expecting a docile, gentle babe in a manger. *SPOILER ALERT*
He will be crushing under foot those who are destroying His chosen and the earth...

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When He returns, too many of you will be expecting a docile, gentle babe in a manger. *SPOILER ALERT*
He will be crushing under foot those who are destroying His chosen and the earth...

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only those that know what to expect by completing the religion of antiquity in a manner pleasing to the gods.

all the rest will already be dead.

 

[Iamartiewhitefox]

He felt like a pizza and Mt Dew

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An honest, hungry person. Ask and receive would keep people from having to breck a window. Money makes people to say no to god's image. Heaven needs to be in us. Whatever you do or don't do you are doing it or not doing unto Jesus. Jesus needs to be in our mind, talking through us. That saves us.

 

[Iamartiewhitefox]

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only those that know what to expect by completing the religion of antiquity in a manner pleasing to the gods.

all the rest will already be dead.

Light that existed before time will shine from Jesus. That light will turn the earth into a molten mass.