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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.
 

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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.

It's what makes the world go round my friend. :beer:
 

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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free.

When I kill a mosquito, I slap it.

Then I take the body and roll it on the palm of my hand like a booger, just to make an example of it for all of the other mosquitos.
 

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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.

I find it unlikely a mosquito would sit still long enough to be gently removed .
 

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There was a guy at my pool who used to catch flies, and tie a piece of human hair around them, like a leash.
 

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You have to broaden your horizens.

I have a freind who is sober.

She never returns my calls.

But I still call her freind.

Or at least still want to fuck her.

Except when I am sober.
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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free.

When I kill a mosquito, I slap it.

Then I take the body and roll it on the palm of my hand like a booger, just to make an example of it for all of the other mosquitos.

Then you go inside and make a sammich, right?
 

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open minded in america? surely you jest? but it does amaze me..the extremes of things....
 

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mosquito's don't like me. :(
I have heard it can be your blood type, your ph balance, etc.
 
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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.

I find it unlikely a mosquito would sit still long enough to be gently removed .

Then you're missing the point..... *sigh*
 

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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free.

When I kill a mosquito, I slap it.

Then I take the body and roll it on the palm of my hand like a booger, just to make an example of it for all of the other mosquitos.

Making a armkill appetizer :lol:
 

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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.

I don't like to kill plants or animals, either, unless I have no choice.

Yeah, I'm one of those people who takes down cobwebs and worries about the cobs being homeless.

No, I'm not shitting you.

How I got to be such a pussy I cannot imagine.

I used to besuch a pugnacious jerk.

Seriously, I used to punch first and ask questions later.

Of course that was only people, and they're not innocent like plants and animals are, are they?
 
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I've got this buddy... neighbor actually, who is such a vegan that he gently picks mosquitos off his skin and sets them free. I think the guy is uncomfortable killing plants, to be honest... Anyway, another friend and neighbor is a guy who enjoys only two things in life more than killing quadruped mammals, the bigger the better.

Life in America can be a wonderfully strange journey through time for the open-minded.

I don't like to kill plants or animals, either, unless I have no choice.

Yeah, I'm one of those people who takes down cobwebs and worries about the cobs being homeless.

No, I'm not shitting you.

How I got to be such a pussy I cannot imagine.

I used to besuch a pugnacious jerk.

Seriously, I used to punch first and ask questions later.

Of course that was only people, and they're not innocent like plants and animals are, are they?

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to editec again.

Bummer!

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