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It's a Good Thing I'm Pretty!

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Today is the anniversary date of my marriage to AVG-WIFE!



She's kept me all these years in spite of me!




It ROCKS, being pretty! :D



Our marriage is 21 years young today and finally old enough to drink!






Yay! :party:



Happy anniversary, Babe! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8b7OUZhK7s]WOMAN by John Lennon with Lyrics - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Today is the anniversary date of my marriage to AVG-WIFE!



She's kept me all these years in spite of me!




It ROCKS, being pretty! :D



Our marriage is 21 years young today and finally old enough to drink!






Yay! :party:



Happy anniversary, Babe! WOMAN by John Lennon with Lyrics - YouTube

Wedding night videos or it didn't happen...... :eusa_whistle:


We got hitched before home-made movin' pitchers was common, so that's out.....

:eusa_think: Anniversary night video........?​


Anyone out there really want me to post video of a couple of old, average geezers getting it on in the dark? :dunno:







Didn't think so. ;)
 

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*lola* The pirate seems edgy today... poking at everyone with his swords. :lol:

CONGRATS though AVGJOE *hearts*

on being married and pretty...

My ever-lovin' hubby keeps reminding me that I have gained 10 pounds in the last two years and warns me that I don't 'wanna get fat'. *irritated* I remind him it took me a whole lotta sleepin' days to recover from emotional stress and I have EARNED my extra ten pounds. I'm tempted to give him ten pounds on his unconsiderate thinking head sometimes. :lol: Gorsh, gotta LOVE being married! *hugs and kisses*
 
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Congratulations to you.

Commiserations to Mrs Anything But Average Joe.

:lmao:

She's a lucky woman. You may quote me on that.
 
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Y'all go ahead and talk amongst yourselves while I take a pretty girl out to lunch......

Catch you later ;)
 
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Happy Happy to Mr. and Mrs. Ave-Joe.

Sorry we couldn't meet up when we were in Florida, but let's still shoot for New Orleans for the USMB Bash!

Cheers my friend! :beer:
 

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Happy Happy to Mr. and Mrs. Ave-Joe.

Sorry we couldn't meet up when we were in Florida, but let's still shoot for New Orleans for the USMB Bash!

Cheers my friend! :beer:

:beer: Cheers back at you Echo! Thanks!!!

:eusa_eh: USMB Bash in NO?!?

When is this happening? :dunno:



:eusa_think: You must always wait to tell me stuff because you think I'm too pretty to remember for long..... AVG-WIFE does the same thing..... It's all making sense now!

:party: Let's PARTY!!
 
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21 years and you took her to lunch? cheap skate

congrads.......is all i can say

Hey now - we went to the Botanical Gardens and to dinner too.

:dunno: I did not realize it was proper etiquette to publish our entire itinerary. :eek:


:salute: An oversight that I assure you, will never happen again!
 
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21 years and you took her to lunch? cheap skate

congrads.......is all i can say

Hey now - we went to the Botanical Gardens and to dinner too.

:dunno: I did not realize it was proper etiquette to publish our entire itinerary. :eek:


:salute: An oversight that I assure you, will never happen again!

We like details!

What did you have for lunch?
What did you have for dinner?
Where did you go for dinner?
How much alcohol was consumed?
Was there chocolate?
Did ya get lucky?
Did she get lucky?
What present did you buy her? *You do not need to include the cost - that would be tacky*
 
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21 years and you took her to lunch? cheap skate

congrads.......is all i can say

Hey now - we went to the Botanical Gardens and to dinner too.

:dunno: I did not realize it was proper etiquette to publish our entire itinerary. :eek:


:salute: An oversight that I assure you, will never happen again!

We like details!

What did you have for lunch?
What did you have for dinner?
Where did you go for dinner?
How much alcohol was consumed?
Was there chocolate?
Did ya get lucky?
Did she get lucky?
What present did you buy her? *You do not need to include the cost - that would be tacky*


What did you have for lunch?
We shared a Colorado Omelet and a short stack at P.P. Cobbs on the water front.​
What did you have for dinner?
I had the chicken carbonara and A-W had the steak. Whoever bet that the waiter tried to deliver the steak to me wins $1.00​
Where did you go for dinner?
Applebee's​
How much alcohol was consumed?
Surprisingly, none.​
Was there chocolate?
The waitress was a cute black girl, does that count?​
Did ya get lucky?
21 years ago and holding.​
Did she get lucky?
Depends on what time of the month you ask her.​
What present did you buy her?
Hardwood bamboo flooring in the bedroom - installed using my own sweat for the glue.​

Speaking of which..... I've still got work to do and Mrs AJ just went shopping. :wink_2:
 

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