With women, you gotta read between the lines if you want to play between the legs.
Never second guess, don't even DREAM that they think as you, and don't give them any less OR any more than what they want.
In other words, you'll never ******* win.
Normally, I find a way to end relationships prior to the holidays...somehow I lost track of time. Now I have to work on ending it before Valentines. I am sure I will succeed when she finds out I was serious when I said I don't buy Christmas presents.
LOL. The man with the plan.
On one typical Christmas, I got my ex some nice thoughtful gifts. This time I also recalled how she recently said that she needed a new laundry basket. So there it was under the tree along with a plethora of bountiful booty.
Some weeks later, in one of her signature tirades, she capped off her spiteful spitting with "AND ALL YOU GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS WAS A ******* LAUNDRY BASKET!"
**** that *****.