Keep a lookout for black helicopters and find a sale on aluminum foil cuz, before this is over, you're gonna need it.
You might also call one of your rw heroes for help - You know, like Baby Huey Beck, lushbo or, call that lying pos James O'Keefe. He could hang out in your front yard, dressed up as an ivy and get actual film of the union-sympathizing mail carrier.
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Seriously, THANK YOU so much for this hysterically funny thread. Three pages, so far, of Radical Liberal Conspiracies.
You nutter rw's are a hoot.