Is Ted Kennedy really dead?

[Big Black Dog]

I know this is going to sound really odd and a lot like all of the Elvis sightings people talk about but I am sure that I saw Ted Kennedy at the Wal-Mart in Dixon, Illinois last Saturday afternoon. This person looked just like him, had an accent just like him, had the smell of alcohol on his breath, and was pretty uppity and arrogant. I watched this person walk through the store and get in his car and I noticed he didn't drive very well either. Now, because Ted Kennedy had a closed coffin at his funeral, I just wonder. Has anybody else seen Teddy any place? Are we really being scammed? Is the government lying about his death the same way some people say the government is lying about the aliens out West in that warehouse they have been keeping quiet about for all of these years? I just wonder...