In other news...

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... Affordable Fraud Act, seven million and counting... you take out medicare, duplicates, people who lost their insurance even Barry promised they wouldn't, the outright liars, etc... that leaves us with total of $2.6 trillion stink-burger.

 

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... the "sub par" president's Mini Me version Valerie Jarrett said that Obamafraud makes its victim feel like "human beings". Obviously, it was too late for Jarrett.

 

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... this year winner of the Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger award is... Nancy Pelosi. For advancing Sanger's dream of abortion field genocide Nancy wins the... golden Gosnell.

 

[Amelia]

Harsh!



But funny .....

 

[Ame®icano]

... the National Science Foundation gave $700K of taxpayers money to help fund the musical about climate change. Whoa, $700K? Let's sing together... ManBearPigggggg That would be $700 grand.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Kethrine Sebelious call it quits. But... there are conflicting reports that this creature said it was never leaving, that it was leaving, and that it was going to leave in November.

 

[Ame®icano]

... in related news, Kethrine Sebelius is eying to run for Kansas senate seat. Nothing to see here folks, just another example of how most incompetent and dishonest people are about to get promoted.

 

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... Democratic nominee for D.C. mayor Muriel Bowser said she'll debate her opponent independent candidate David A. Catania backed by LGBT, but only after he qualify for nomination. Of course, collecting 3000 signature wont be a problem for him since D.C. has plenty of bottom confused voters.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to IRS, abortions, birth control pills (if prescribed), pregnancy test kits and vasectomies are tax deductibles. It's strange that pro-abortion advocates aren't using this as a selling point. Hey, it's deductible!

 

[Ame®icano]

... in related news, it's been clarified that Affordable Fraud Act provides subsidies for choices made by ovum donors. Look at the bright side, at least half of donors are not "punished" with a baby.

 

[hunarcy]

... Kethrine Sebelious call it quits. But... there are conflicting reports that this creature said it was never leaving, that it was leaving, and that it was going to leave in November.

I believe she's getting out while the appearance is that the ACA is working instead of waiting for it to lose popularity again if premiums go up this summer. She has political ambitions that she'll never achieve if she stays and it tanks.

 

[Ame®icano]

... with his boss pushing so called "equal pay", Jay Carney had to explain why president "equality for some" pays White House woman employee only a percentage of what he pays their male counterparts. Unable to provide acceptable answer, the look at his face said it all: Bro's before ho's, yo!

 

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... accomplished atty general Eric Holder said the he'd like to force gun owners to wear special bracelets in order to exercise their constitutional rights. Jewelry Eric? No thanks. We have jewelry for you too, handcuffs.

 

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... Harry Reid wants senators that accepted donations from Koch brothers to wear "insignias". Insignias Harry? Like yellow stars on their chest? Or maybe we can tattoo it to their forearms, right Harry? Only problem is, who's gonna tell Chuck Schumer...

 

[Ame®icano]

... Feds destroying property, assaulting citizens and violating the Constitution, over a turtle. Sadly, that's about right these days.

 

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... democrat Jim Moran thinks that members of Congress are "underpaid". What's matter Jimmy, $174,000 is not enough to cover bail for you and your kid? Have you at least thought about not hitting girls?

 

[Ame®icano]

... here is the question Lois Lerner can answer: "Do you like prison food?"

 

[Ame®icano]

... in his compassion for drug users, being crackhead himself, president plans to give clemency to thousands of drug criminals. With signs of possible allergy medicine shortages, that move will bolsters employment for professionals with skills to convert meth back into Sudafed. After all, it's all about jobs. Wink.

 

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... with the permission from Valery Jarrett, our dear leader dispatched vice president "shotgun Joe" Biden to Ukraine with clear message of showing Putin that we mean business and we will do for the people of Ukraine what we did for American jobs and healthcare.

 

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... related, for exercises across Eastern Europe, Army company from the 173rd Airborne Brigade arrives to Poland. The invasion of Ukraine is put on hold until Shotgun Joe find their location on the map.