In other news...

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... plenty of good seats still available for the Hilary's next speech.

 

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... Westpointers accusing Barry of being weak. They forgetting, by the way, that all those cool world leaders wear mom jeans and throw like 8 year old girls.

 

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... Mexican drug cartels can finally afford billboards messages that threatening Americans. Paid for by the money saved by switching to Eric Holder.

 

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... faced with accusations of siding with the enemy, Sgt. Bergdahl is left with only two options for his future: pursue a doctorate at Berkley or become a Senator from Massachusetts.

 

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... "the war in Iraq is over", chosen one said two years ago and added: "the war in Afghanistan is winding down and AQ is decimated". Decimated. Decimated. He keep using that word. I don't think he knows what "decimated" means.

 

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... this week, Barry said that "his greatest regret is that he can't keep guns out of the hands of people". That... sorry, THAT is his greatest regret? Nothing else comes in mind, really? I would like to know where ambassador Stevens and other killed Americans are on his regret list. If they made the list at all.

 

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... Hillary was so poor back in a day that she and Bill had to go on a date - with each other.

 

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... Barry said: "We leave no man behind." What he meant is, generally. It's more like a guideline then a rule. Something like a Constitution.

 

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... Sec of Defense, Chuck Hagel said: "We did not negotiated with terrorists." Hey Chuck, you got deserter in return for Taliban all star team. Pretty much, you did negotiated with terrorists, you just suck at it.

 

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... Georgia added to the list of states authorizing police to forcefully draw blood. Hey SCOTUS, we got live one for you, just try not to screw this one up, okaaaay?

 

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... serial killer and abortion cult hero Kermit Gosnell's son was shot by the resident during attempted home invasion. When asked, Gosnell Sr replied: He lived? ... Amateurs.

 

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... what happened with Lois Lerner hard drive is... we caught the Benghazi guy. It's totally different guy that we initially claimed to be but... try to IRS that!

 

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... president Barry draws blue line in Iraq after Putin took away his red crayon.

 

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... former president Willie Clinton placed order for additional twenty $500 watches. He hopes to hand them out to anyone who buys Hilary's new book.

 

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... at the fundraiser for struggling politicians after party, poor Oh-Hillary and even-poorer Joe performed impromptu rendition of "I got plenty of nuthin', nuthin's plenty for me." As impoverished Joe explained, "it helps if you laugh about your money problems."

 

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... Harry Reid said last week that abortion is more important then religious freedom. It's weird to hear something like that from old Harry because he don't really care about kids until they're five or six.

 

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... pres. Barry interrupted his burger time in Delaware spit his opinion about plain shot down in Ukraine by saying: "It may have been a terrible tragedy". But it turns out he was talking about his schedule, since they double book him for fundraiser in New York.

 

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... Barry's puppet master Valerie Jarrett said that Senate GOP is trying to control women access to birth control. She's almost as honest as person who told her that her face looks natural. She hasn't blinked since 1999.

 

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... PETA plans to turn president vegan. Barry would most likely accept, but only if they make those veggie burgers in actual dog flavor. The president prefers cocker spaniel.

 

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... so Barry stomped on Constitution and house voted to sue him. That's exactly what we needed: more lawyers. Beside, has it moved any further from just voting?