In other news...

[Ame®icano]

... new UN documents reveal North Korea to be even more brutal then previously thought, including in report "government operated abortion factories". There are no reports of that kind about USA, where those factories have different name: Planned Parenthood.

 

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... John Kerry said this week that clueless Barry will not allow Iran to get nuclear weapon. Period. Left keep using that word. I don't think that "period" means what they think it means.

 

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... according to Unaffordable Care Act official Garry Cohen, number of uninsured who signed up is "not a data point worth collecting". Funny, it's not that sign up number suck, it's just they decided to rob the bank and not to count the loot, right?

 

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... democrat party chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz praised the Obamafraud by saying: "It's working!" Simultaneously, red Barry decree another delay in this massive fraud... Obviously, these two need to get their story straight.

 

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... "Hi, can I speak to Vladimir. It's Barack... Obama."

... "Hey Vlad, let me be clear... uhm, Vlad, no, joint chiefs are watching..."

... whisper: "Yes Vlad, I'm your *****."

 

[Amelia]

love it!

 

[Ame®icano]

... president "let me be clear" appeared at web show Between Two Ferns. Appeared was subjective term since most of Americans saw just Zach Galifianakis and two ferns.

 

[Ame®icano]

... in related news, after the interview, the administration claims that traffic to healthcare.gov website increased 40%. Beside ten site administrators who monitor the traffic, there were four additional logs from Rachel Maddow, Chris Mathews, Al Sharpton and... Vladimir Putin?

 

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... Facebook has added new choices to their gender identity menu. Beside traditional male and female options, there are now genders reserved for specific people. For example: cher (for Cher) and male-ish (for Jay Carney).

 

[Amelia]

... president "let me be clear" appeared at web show Between Two Ferns. Appeared was subjective term since most of Americans saw just Zach Galifianakis and two ferns.

lolololololol ololololololololololololol

 

[Ame®icano]

... about 97 percent of Crimean voters chose to secede from Ukraine and join Russian federation. After official results, residents of Crimea flooded city streets waiving Russian flags while celebrating democracy for one last time.

 

[jillian]

... about 97 percent of Crimean voters chose to secede from Ukraine and join Russian federation. After official results, residents of Crimea flooded city streets waiving Russian flags while celebrating democracy for one last time.

except that their was no box to say no.... only an immediate return to Russia or a slower one.

no doubt the results are trustworthy, as well.

 

[Ame®icano]

... coming soon: Hangover Pt 4. Check out "that new black thug" and script about government subsidized date rape drugs.

 

[Ame®icano]

... now that lies about Barry'd-care massive cost increase were exposed, Barry's new advise is to cut back on household basics such as cable or phone. At rate it's going now, the question is, who needs to eat really? It's just food...

 

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While hosting SNL, Obamao's concubine Lena Dunham threw in a shout out to Planned parenthood. Nothing says funny like a overweight naked girls and taxpayers funded abortionists. True. Wink.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Senate democrats spent last Monday night working late under "up for climate" initiative. Coming next Monday... "up for unicorns". Monday after that... "up for Obamacare success stories". OK, OK, that last one is little crazy, they're not doing it.

 

[Ame®icano]

... while promoting his minimum wage executive order power grab "the man of the people" stunned shoppers by showing up at New York Gap store:"You have these "gaps" all over the world? What, Michelle doesn't bother buying poor people clothing..."

 

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... at the next White House party, our celebrity president will show solidarity with people of Ukraine by singing with Justin Timberlake one of his hit songs - Cri-me-a river. Wink.

 

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... after Crimea, second Ukrainian province of Kherson with large Russian population is planing to secede and join Russian motherland. After this, Putin will be ready to annex Brighton Beach to protect ethnic Russians in Brooklyn. Chairman Obamao is expected to appeal to UN and EU for help from the safety of the golf course.

 

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... in a stunning act of defiance, president Barry courageously unfriends Putin on Facebook. In somehow related news, president Barry has his golfing gloves finally off, then he uses pen and phone to cancel Putin's Netflix account.