In other news...

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... related, along with US troops, the shipment of socks was sent to Poland and Ukraine. In case they need to plug Joe Biden's mouth.

 

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... when Affordable Care (Fraud) Act was signed, government created HealthCare.gov website. Surprisingly, after signing Income Protection and Affordability Act, there is still no website under IncomeCare.gov, or maybe there is... Wink.

 

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... new poll suggests that 61% of Americans think that president "selfie" lies on important issues. The other 39% were afraid of being audited by the IRS.

 

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... not even resigning in disgrace can stop Kathleen Sebelius from considering a senate run. When asked what people of Kansas did to deserve it, Sebelius said: "Well, Mozilla wasn't hiring after all..."

 

[Ame®icano]

... as Vatican canonize two dead white guys to sainthood, liberals are asking a more important question: Why was Barack Hussein Obama ignored? Understandably, if winning Nobel prize doesn't qualify him for sainthood, what the hell does?

 

[Amelia]

... new poll suggests that 61% of Americans think that president "selfie" lies on important issues. The other 39% were afraid of being audited by the IRS.

 

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... democrat congressman Mike Honda of Californi-stan took a moment last week to "celebrate 100 years of Japanese-American friendship". A hundred years of friendship he said... Obviously, those few years after Pearl Harbor bombing doesn't count.

 

[Ame®icano]

... the latest UN solution to save the planet from global warming is to "vacuum CO2 out of the sky". That would be one hell of the vacuum. If only Barry & Harry could find contractor to build something that big... Wait, they have a plan???

 

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... Nancy Pelosi called out Republicans to celebrate Cinqo de Mayo by getting behind the amnesty. If she only knew that Cinqo de Mayo is not statutory holiday in Mexico. With Bastille Day falling on July 14, Nancy Pelosi may invite Republicans to celebrate this French holiday by storming the White House and guillotine the Affordable Fraud Act.

 

[Katzndogz]

... Nancy Pelosi called out Republicans to celebrate Cinqo de Mayo by getting behind the amnesty. If she only knew that Cinqo de Mayo is not statutory holiday in Mexico. With Bastille Day falling on July 14, Nancy Pelosi may invite Republicans to celebrate this French holiday by storming the White House and guillotine the Affordable Fraud Act.

A teacher in the school I go to is convinced that Cinco De Mayo is an American holiday.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Nancy Pelosi called out Republicans to celebrate Cinqo de Mayo by getting behind the amnesty. If she only knew that Cinqo de Mayo is not statutory holiday in Mexico. With Bastille Day falling on July 14, Nancy Pelosi may invite Republicans to celebrate this French holiday by storming the White House and guillotine the Affordable Fraud Act.

A teacher in the school I go to is convinced that Cinco De Mayo is an American holiday.

At least she's aware that name of the holiday is not Cinqo de Quatro.

 

[Ame®icano]

... faced with discouraging unemployment numbers, administration scrambled release of information that show unemployment in category of toddlers is at zero percent.

 

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... following exclusive interview with Monica Lewinsky in Vanity Fair, Hillary Clinton is considering to set the record straight about her own affair with president Clinton. Headline: Bill took advantage of me (and how I took back my cigar).

 

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... China passed us. Well, Obama certainly did build that.

 

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... according to Jay Carney, the released memos revealing details about Benghazi cover up, wasn't about Benghazi. Soooo, there must be another terrorist attack on the Embassy that they falsely blame on YouTube.

 

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... the House report that 35 percent of ObamaFraud so called "enrollees" haven't pay so much as a nickle. Of course, Barry attacked the report but refused to offer any supporting data. It seems that new talking point always sounds like: Naaahhh.

 

[Ame®icano]

... according to liberal pundit Eleanor Clift, Benghazi victims died of "smoke inhalation". Right. So should we say that Brian Terry died of led poisoning?

 

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... Barry's administration has released as many as 36,000 illegal alines with violent criminal history on the American streets. No worries, they'll round them up right after they vote on next election. Twice.

 

[Ame®icano]

... Barry learned about VA scandal by watching TV. What else is new? He would probably new more, but it was seven o'clock, time for Wapner.

 

[Ame®icano]

... new evidence indicates that White House contacted YouTube while the Benghazi attack was still ongoing. Apparently, they didn't have time to call anybody who could actually save people on the ground. That was probably Joe Biden calling them to see if he can meet piano kitty.