Impress a French Girl!

[Luissa]

Go ahead!

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Go ahead!

moi? Je parle francais mais je parle tres peu et tres mal

Vous Voulez Avec Moi?!?!?!

 

[Luissa]

 

[Xenophon]

 

[Luissa]

The irish in me, allows me to shave!

 

[Oddball]

 

[uscitizen]

Go ahead!

Why?

 

[Luissa]

Go ahead!

Why?

Haven't you seen the google ads?
Plus I said so!

 

[Anguille]

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Go ahead!

Why?

Haven't you seen the google ads?
Plus I said so!

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

 

[Luissa]

You win!

 

[Samson]

I once met a cute French girl working as a security guard Versallis, and wanted to ask her out for drinks after work.

It took about 30 minutes of pantomine, and her limited knowledge of English and Spanish for me to translate these intentions.

Finally she agreed, and we met at the statue of Louis XIV to travel on the train to Paris, where we settled into a table at a little cafe. She had an extraordinarily long conversation with the waiter, and ordered a Aqua Menthe.

I could embellish the story with some sordid French sexual escapade involving expensive lingere, chocolate and Octopii, but I have enough of those not to need to make anything up. Instead I'll tell the truth: I was happy just to sit with her.

 

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I once met a cute French girl working as a security guard Versallis, and wanted to ask her out for drinks after work.

It took about 30 minutes of pantomine, and her limited knowledge of English and Spanish for me to translate these intentions.

Finally she agreed, and we met at the statue of Louis XIV to travel on the train to Paris, where we settled into a table at a little cafe. She had an extraordinarily long conversation with the waiter, and ordered a Aqua Menthe.

I could embellish the story with some sordid French sexual escapade involving expensive lingere, chocolate and Octopii, but I have enough of those not to need to make anything up. Instead I'll tell the truth: I was happy just to sit with her.

Octopii?

 

[Luissa]

Why?

Haven't you seen the google ads?
Plus I said so!

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

 

[Xenophon]

Haven't you seen the google ads?
Plus I said so!

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

They were too french for the french!

 

[Luissa]

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

They were too french for the french!

 

[Anguille]

I once met a cute French girl working as a security guard Versallis, and wanted to ask her out for drinks after work.

It took about 30 minutes of pantomine, and her limited knowledge of English and Spanish for me to translate these intentions.

Finally she agreed, and we met at the statue of Louis XIV to travel on the train to Paris, where we settled into a table at a little cafe. She had an extraordinarily long conversation with the waiter, and ordered a Aqua Menthe.

I could embellish the story with some sordid French sexual escapade involving expensive lingere, chocolate and Octopii, but I have enough of those not to need to make anything up. Instead I'll tell the truth: I was happy just to sit with her.

I was a security guard at Versailles when I was in college. I was so poor I used to charm tourists into buying me my RER fare back to Paris and would even sit at a cafe with the cute ones.

A café,
just off the Quai d'Orsay.
En été.
I never had to pay.

 

[uscitizen]

Go ahead!

Why?

Haven't you seen the google ads?
Plus I said so!

Why then of course Fraulein.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Haven't you seen the google ads?
Plus I said so!

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

Qu’est-ce que tu manges pour être beau de même?
Je peux t’embrasser?
T'es top ou ben bottom, toé?



What do you eat to become so beautiful?
Can I kiss you?
you like being on top or bottom?

 

[Samson]

I once met a cute French girl working as a security guard Versallis, and wanted to ask her out for drinks after work.

It took about 30 minutes of pantomine, and her limited knowledge of English and Spanish for me to translate these intentions.

Finally she agreed, and we met at the statue of Louis XIV to travel on the train to Paris, where we settled into a table at a little cafe. She had an extraordinarily long conversation with the waiter, and ordered a Aqua Menthe.

I could embellish the story with some sordid French sexual escapade involving expensive lingere, chocolate and Octopii, but I have enough of those not to need to make anything up. Instead I'll tell the truth: I was happy just to sit with her.

I was a security guard at Versailles when I was in college. I was so poor I used to charm tourists into buying me my RER fare back to Paris and would even sit at a cafe with the cute ones.

A café,
just off the Quai d'Orsay.
En été.
I never had to pay.

I think we can all agree that French Security at Versallis was loose at best.