Impress a French Girl!

[Luissa]

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

Qu’est-ce que tu manges pour être beau de même?
Je peux t’embrasser?
T'es top ou ben bottom, toé?



What do you eat to become so beautiful?
Can I kiss you?
you like being on top or bottom?

I had toast this morning!

both

 

[uscitizen]

I live about 120 km east of Versallis

 

[xsited1]

Go ahead!

How's this?

 

[Oddball]

I think we can all agree that French Security at Versallis was loose at best.

 

[Anguille]

oo la la madamoiselle, vous trebien

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

Qu’est-ce que tu manges pour être beau de même?
Je peux t’embrasser?
T'es top ou ben bottom, toé?



What do you eat to become so beautiful?
Can I kiss you?
you like being on top or bottom?

One small thing. You actually asked her if she was a top or a bottom.




And that was really gay.

 

[Anguille]

I once met a cute French girl working as a security guard Versallis, and wanted to ask her out for drinks after work.

It took about 30 minutes of pantomine, and her limited knowledge of English and Spanish for me to translate these intentions.

Finally she agreed, and we met at the statue of Louis XIV to travel on the train to Paris, where we settled into a table at a little cafe. She had an extraordinarily long conversation with the waiter, and ordered a Aqua Menthe.

I could embellish the story with some sordid French sexual escapade involving expensive lingere, chocolate and Octopii, but I have enough of those not to need to make anything up. Instead I'll tell the truth: I was happy just to sit with her.

I was a security guard at Versailles when I was in college. I was so poor I used to charm tourists into buying me my RER fare back to Paris and would even sit at a cafe with the cute ones.

A café,
just off the Quai d'Orsay.
En été.
I never had to pay.

I think we can all agree that French Security at Versallis was loose at best.

Hey Louis! You could get the guillotine for saying anti-French stuff like that!!

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

I don't know french! My ancestors were kicked out a long time ago.

Qu’est-ce que tu manges pour être beau de même?
Je peux t’embrasser?
T'es top ou ben bottom, toé?



What do you eat to become so beautiful?
Can I kiss you?
you like being on top or bottom?

One small thing. You actually asked her if she was a top or a bottom.




And that was really gay.

like i said Je parle tres peu et tres mal

Hmmm.....so luissa are you a top or a bottom.....i do like both T and A

 

[Luissa]

Qu’est-ce que tu manges pour être beau de même?
Je peux t’embrasser?
T'es top ou ben bottom, toé?



What do you eat to become so beautiful?
Can I kiss you?
you like being on top or bottom?

One small thing. You actually asked her if she was a top or a bottom.




And that was really gay.

like i said Je parle tres peu et tres mal

Hmmm.....so luissa are you a top or a bottom.....i do like both T and A

 

[Anguille]

One small thing. You actually asked her if she was a top or a bottom.




And that was really gay.

like i said Je parle tres peu et tres mal

Hmmm.....so luissa are you a top or a bottom.....i do like both T and A

Pretend you don't speak English!

 

[froggy]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKNkQdm9KdA]YouTube - Addams[/ame]

 

[Anguille]

Qu’est-ce que tu manges pour être beau de même?
Je peux t’embrasser?
T'es top ou ben bottom, toé?



What do you eat to become so beautiful?
Can I kiss you?
you like being on top or bottom?

One small thing. You actually asked her if she was a top or a bottom.




And that was really gay.

like i said Je parle tres peu et tres mal

Hmmm.....so luissa are you a top or a bottom.....i do like both T and A

Tu parle francais comme une vache espagnole.

 

[xotoxi]

I'm bound to give you a sherection and make you shejaculate.

 

[Luissa]

I'm bound to give you a sherection and make you shejaculate.

I love you man but you are crazy!

 

[Luissa]

like i said Je parle tres peu et tres mal

Hmmm.....so luissa are you a top or a bottom.....i do like both T and A

Pretend you don't speak English!

Okay! But I swear he just said he likes ass too.

 

[noose4]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEdBndu0YUM]YouTube - Pepe Le Pew[/ame]

 

[random3434]

Aujourd'hui notre école est fermée en raison de la neige, certains ici ne sont pas toujours - qui est freaking fou ! Rendant des brownies tard-délicieux !

 

[Modbert]

How do you say "Go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich" in French?

 

[FireGod]

The irish in me, allows me to shave!

Let the inner Irish out. St Patty day is right around the corner.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Pretend you don't speak English!

Okay! But I swear he just said he likes ass too.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Aujourd'hui notre école est fermée en raison de la neige, certains ici ne sont pas toujours - qui est freaking fou ! Rendant des brownies tard-délicieux !

For EZ