I'm bored

[lilcountriegal]

I still crack the fuck up when I think about this!

Well... it was much more fun than peeing on his toothbrush. I didnt get to see him brush his teeth afterwards, but I sure enjoyed mixing him that next drink!

 

[lilcountriegal]

Oh Janeen... I have MANY ideas to share with you. I'll have to send them in PM tho.. I wouldnt want to ruin it for the other disgrunted wives on the board and give the guys a fighting chance.

However, on the bright side, at least the men would get their own beers!

 

[janeeng]

hahhh!!! was thinking about starting with something on the door knob for him to open up to!!! I have a dog and 2 cats! hehehe

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Well... it was much more fun than peeing on his toothbrush. I didnt get to see him brush his teeth afterwards, but I sure enjoyed mixing him that next drink!

That is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard before! No matter what this man says to you for the rest of his life you can always just reply "HAHA, I peed on your toothbrush"

This has to be the ultimate slap in the face.

I'm going to boil my toothbrush now.

 

[lilcountriegal]

No, no Janeen. Not on the doorknob. Slip a clump of the kitty litter in his pillowcase.

I'm kinda liking the new turn this thread is taking..

 

[janeeng]

eeeewwww, doody in the pillow case!!!! hahahha!!! can blame the dog for that one! he must have tried to burry it!

 

[AtlantaWalter]

Originally posted by jimnyc
That is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard before! No matter what this man says to you for the rest of his life you can always just reply "HAHA, I peed on your toothbrush"

This has to be the ultimate slap in the face.

I'm going to boil my toothbrush now.

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Sir Evil
Too late for you Jim, I think you better check out more than just your toothbrush!

The women been peeing on our silverware too?

 

[lilcountriegal]

That is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard before! No matter what this man says to you for the rest of his life you can always just reply "HAHA, I peed on your toothbrush"

Eh... its not that gratifying. He doesnt know I pissed in his whiskey or on his toothbrush.

Hmmm... come to think of it... maybe I'll refer him to this board.

I'm going to boil my toothbrush now.

How's that wine tasting, Jim?

 

[lilcountriegal]

Eh... the whiskey thing was just an extreme example.

Normally I'm just a tire slasher.

 

[AtlantaWalter]

Man!! I'd put Bengay on lilcountries toiletpaper for stunts like that!!!!

 

[lilcountriegal]

Thirsty Atlanta?

I'd be happy to get you a beverage.

:dev1:

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by wonderwench
Why youse, ar yu insuhingating dat I cannth hold m uy lliiqqker?>

hold liquor? i can hold mine and jmaries

 

[Jackass]

Originally posted by AtlantaWalter
Man!! I'd put Bengay on lilcountries toiletpaper for stunts like that!!!!

She would like that!! LOL

 

[AtlantaWalter]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Thirsty Atlanta?

I'd be happy to get you a beverage.

:dev1:

Thanks, but I like my pee straight!!!!!

 

[wonderwench]

Originally posted by AtlantaWalter
Thanks, but I like my pee straight!!!!!

That's not what I've heard. Janeeng told me you were rather bent.

:dev1:

 

[janeeng]

hahahahahaha!!!! I might even have had a pic to post, but don't want to get banned!

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by AtlantaWalter
Thanks, but I like my pee straight!!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWW

 

[AtlantaWalter]

Originally posted by wonderwench
That's not what I've heard. Janeeng told me you were rather bent.

:dev1:

You'll never know or even imagine m'lady!!!! hehehehehehe

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by AtlantaWalter
You'll never know or even imagine m'lady!!!! hehehehehehe

trying not to get a visual on this one....