What Would Happen If A Woman Were to Become President?

[Darkwind]

Darkwind, I was thinking more about your sex in the kitchen idea and I'm wondering how in the world would you even get horny? What would you say something like "hey babae,... You know, I can chop your vegetables for you if you'd like me to." While making this face and playing this song.






Then she would say something like; "Well after that I could butter your bread. " While making lots of wanting you bad kissy faces. Then you'd say;


"Only if you let me butter yours first." While you're pushing her up against the kitchen wall as she'd cry;


"Oh you devil!! Just wait until we get to dessert!!"

Well, I was imagining something like:



But by all means, we all should avoid this:

 

[ChristisKing]

Well, I was imagining something like:



But by all means, we all should avoid this:

Oh. Well I don't think that Brad Williams would like that very much.