I'm a big fat liar...

[LoneLaugher]

I found him once. His altar was made of porcelain. I broke my vow to him the very next day before noon.

You were at the wrong altar. God's altar is not made of porcelain. Neither are his promises.

Well......he was in there! I saw him!

You may have thought you saw him. I do not doubt your claim. All I can tell you is God's altar is not made of porcelain.

Well.....I did think it strange that he didn't have any limbs or a face. But I was certain it was him! Have you seen him? Where was he?

I have never seen the LORD.

May I suggest a fifth of tequila and a six pack. You just might find him in the loo.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

You were at the wrong altar. God's altar is not made of porcelain. Neither are his promises.

Well......he was in there! I saw him!

Are you an addict? My mother believe it is a 7 year sober AA Sponser.

No. You are projecting.

Actually, Lonelaughter, YOU are the one projecting. I'll leave it at that.

Hmm. I doubt that you will.

Doubt is a sign of being double minded. Double minded men receive not

You were at the wrong altar. God's altar is not made of porcelain. Neither are his promises.

Well......he was in there! I saw him!

You may have thought you saw him. I do not doubt your claim. All I can tell you is God's altar is not made of porcelain.

Well.....I did think it strange that he didn't have any limbs or a face. But I was certain it was him! Have you seen him? Where was he?

I have never seen the LORD.

May I suggest a fifth of tequila and a six pack. You just might find him in the loo.

I wish God's very best for you, Lonelaugher. I have nothing further to say. Goodnight.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I believe he is too envious to admit anything.

Pride, is the one big thing God hates. Smashes it with a rock hammer.

That is true. God resists prideful people. Then they wonder why He isn't drawing near to them! The answer is in humbling ourselves. Then God draws near. I've been through it more than once. It's one of Satan's favorite traps for people.

Been through it once on a huge massive scale. I lost my business once, but God gave it back once I was humbled and gave HIM the credit.

You mean daddy gave it back to you.....right?

No I took it from him after working for him rebuilt it with God at my side and gave him thanks and credit for what it had become. Better. It was $600,000 in debt.

You're not even thirty yet and paid off more than a half million $ in debt and can still take $60K a month out?

That's really unbelievable.

 

[JWBooth]

Pride, is the one big thing God hates. Smashes it with a rock hammer.

That is true. God resists prideful people. Then they wonder why He isn't drawing near to them! The answer is in humbling ourselves. Then God draws near. I've been through it more than once. It's one of Satan's favorite traps for people.

Been through it once on a huge massive scale. I lost my business once, but God gave it back once I was humbled and gave HIM the credit.

You mean daddy gave it back to you.....right?

No I took it from him after working for him rebuilt it with God at my side and gave him thanks and credit for what it had become. Better. It was $600,000 in debt.

You're not even thirty yet and paid off more than a half million $ in debt and can still take $60K a month out?

That's really unbelievable.

And finds this place a profitable use of time......

 

[Luddly Neddite]

That is true. God resists prideful people. Then they wonder why He isn't drawing near to them! The answer is in humbling ourselves. Then God draws near. I've been through it more than once. It's one of Satan's favorite traps for people.

Been through it once on a huge massive scale. I lost my business once, but God gave it back once I was humbled and gave HIM the credit.

You mean daddy gave it back to you.....right?

No I took it from him after working for him rebuilt it with God at my side and gave him thanks and credit for what it had become. Better. It was $600,000 in debt.

You're not even thirty yet and paid off more than a half million $ in debt and can still take $60K a month out?

That's really unbelievable.

And finds this place a profitable use of time......

Not even 30, lost his business, then "took it" from his father.

He gets confused and forgets his own posts but I'll bet we will soon be hearing of his success with selling franchises.

Note to Judicial review

What you write on line lives forever. You need to start taking notes so you don't keep screwing up your details.

Better yet, tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember your lies.

 

[ChrisL]

Pride, is the one big thing God hates. Smashes it with a rock hammer.

That is true. God resists prideful people. Then they wonder why He isn't drawing near to them! The answer is in humbling ourselves. Then God draws near. I've been through it more than once. It's one of Satan's favorite traps for people.

Been through it once on a huge massive scale. I lost my business once, but God gave it back once I was humbled and gave HIM the credit.

You mean daddy gave it back to you.....right?

No I took it from him after working for him rebuilt it with God at my side and gave him thanks and credit for what it had become. Better. It was $600,000 in debt.

You're not even thirty yet and paid off more than a half million $ in debt and can still take $60K a month out?

That's really unbelievable.

He's a French model too!

 

[Judicial review]

That is true. God resists prideful people. Then they wonder why He isn't drawing near to them! The answer is in humbling ourselves. Then God draws near. I've been through it more than once. It's one of Satan's favorite traps for people.

Been through it once on a huge massive scale. I lost my business once, but God gave it back once I was humbled and gave HIM the credit.

You mean daddy gave it back to you.....right?

No I took it from him after working for him rebuilt it with God at my side and gave him thanks and credit for what it had become. Better. It was $600,000 in debt.

You're not even thirty yet and paid off more than a half million $ in debt and can still take $60K a month out?

That's really unbelievable.

He's a French model too!

I love that video. Seen it before.

 

[Dot Com]

The only thing I've lied about my self is living in the ghetto and having hoes and sex.

My name is Michael. I'm a 28 year old successful millionaire who made a very hard living selling for the Kirby company like my father and his father before him. I'm famous just like my father and Grandpa. My name is known worldwide. I live in a 1500 apartment, because I have no wife and children, and don't want to clean a big place or buy a home that I will just sell once I meet a woman and buy a much bigger home for a family.

I have been a Christian for 19 years of my 28 year life. My IQ was tested to be at 140. My parents were freaks and so were my teachers. They freaken tested me. However, I never contemplated college, because I had my fathers business. My brain was tired.

The date that I went on last night I described never happened. Or half is true. She never said it was over. She has been sick with influenza and did look sick and afterwords I asked her if she was ok and she said she got very dizzy when she got up from the movie. She asked to postpone the dinner. She said, "I promise we will go to dinner." I said ok, and she said she'd text me when she got home. She did to apologize again and say it wasn't safe for her to drive. That's why she had to cancel. Made sense. She thanked me for complimenting her by saying she was beauftiful. I said we'll go out, and to just let me know when you feel better. We agreed to keep talking till then. We've been talking for a month anyways.

I'm actually a super nice guy and am only weird when i want to be and I'm very good at it. I haven't touched achohol since i was 21 in vegas. I don't remember the night to I vowed to never drink again. That was the first time I drank. No drugs either unless i have surgery and I'll take vikoden.

Now you know the real judicial review. I had to come clean. I didn't have a choice. A&D broke into my home and put a gun to my head.

Well, I just wasted a couple of seconds of my life.

Who cares? STFU for once in your life.

^ that

 

[Michelle420]

Buy USMB from CK and let us post some pr0n!!!

All you're posts seem to be "pron".

I used to be a very porn addicted man. In my early 20's. God helped me out of that.

Praise God! I admire your honesty, JR!

How'd he help him? Did he stand in front of the monitor?

God delivered him from his addiction. God delivered me from drug addiction. Why can't He deliver this young man from addiction to porn. Is anything to difficult for God? I think not!

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Keep praying for him Jeremiah.

 

[Michelle420]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

 

[Judicial review]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

Yes, I'm a big fat liar about sex. See original post.

 

[ChrisL]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

 

[Michelle420]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

Yes, I'm a big fat liar about sex. See original post.

What makes you want to lie so much?

 

[Judicial review]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

That's just wrong...

 

[Judicial review]

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

Yes, I'm a big fat liar about sex. See original post.

What makes you want to lie so much?

About sex? We'll it's to easy. I mean I'm so educated because I was addicted to porn and yes I've live with 3 woman 2 sisters and a mother and had a father that was never home and 10 female cousins and 0 boy cousins.

 

[Judicial review]

Plus this board is screwed up enough to go along with it.

 

[Michelle420]

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

Yes, I'm a big fat liar about sex. See original post.

What makes you want to lie so much?

About sex? We'll it's to easy. I mean I'm so educated because I was addicted to porn and yes I've live with 3 woman 2 sisters and a mother and had a father that was never home and 10 female cousins and 0 boy cousins.

You also said things about angels and demons if you don't remember look at the previous links I posted.

It seems to me that you also made a thread or posted in the thread about men being the better sex but I may be confusing you with someone else and I don't feel like looking it up right now.

You talk a lot about money , success and things that are more designed to puff up male ego.

But you also say you are christian, do you pray are you humble, do you value people more than things, is God number one in your life over sex, success and self?

Is lying something you need to pray about for a healing?

 

[ChrisL]

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

That's just wrong...

Funny to me. I Lol'ed.

 

[ChrisL]

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

Last night, he said he likes older women, he said he has a fetish for them especially married ones.

Yes, I'm a big fat liar about sex. See original post.

What makes you want to lie so much?

About sex? We'll it's to easy. I mean I'm so educated because I was addicted to porn and yes I've live with 3 woman 2 sisters and a mother and had a father that was never home and 10 female cousins and 0 boy cousins.

And you STILL have such a poor understanding and succeeding with women? That's sad, dude, really sad.

 

[April]

Try not to pay the PIG much mind...he obviously has nothing better to do than to troll an internet message board.