I'm a big fat liar...

[cnm]

God delivered him from his addiction. God delivered me from drug addiction. Why can't He deliver this young man from addiction to porn. Is anything to difficult for God? I think not!

According to him god delivered him to his addiction to porn. The load giveth and the load taketh away.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

This would be desperation.

Rye Whiskey by Tex Ritter on 1959 Capitol Records. - YouTube

My father used to sing that song EVERY TIME HE WAS HAPPY! He had a booming voice. It is one of my favorite childhood memories.

That makes me want to cry for you.

Yeah....why is that'?

I don't know. I just think that song is sad. It bothers me.

Just about everything fun bothers you.

That is not true.

 

[Coyote]

Jerri has a good heart

 

[Judicial review]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

 

[Hossfly]

Hossfly, did you have any ketchup or something?

We did not.

No ketchup, Jake. It was flat and dry. Found it in the road. It had a tire tread mark on the back and it was like beef jerky.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

You can't get a second date with anyone your own age? It MUST be their fault.

What's the age of consent where you are? I'm thinking that you might need to explore that a bit.

Yeah, the woman said God told her we weren't right for each other. LOL..

Wait a sec.....didn't you say that the date story you told yesterday didn't happen?

That was a date 3 years ago. lasted 2 hours and she texted me that. I said screw dating. Finding this woman was completely unexpected.

If you really think this girl is special I will pray the LORD will show you whether she is the one or not, Judicial Review. I wish you the best!

That's what my grandma said. Pray God makes it clear.

Listen to your grandmother. When you do not know what to do? Don't do anything. Wait until you know that you know.

 

[ChrisL]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

 

[ChrisL]

Jerri has a good heart

Yes, Jerri is a very nice person, if a bit on the gullible side.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

I'm a woman but thanks.
I love the LORD so all the glory goes to Him! God is good!

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

 

[Hossfly]

Jerri has a good heart

Yes, Jerri is a very nice person, if a bit on the gullible side.

I've known Jerri for years and she is a good person and all right in my book.

 

[JWBooth]

 

[JakeStarkey]

That sounds like something some of the Peabody security boys would eat on a labor dispute.

And like some of the good old boys would do to tease them.

We did it on an exercise at Ft Yuma on a hot, hot, hot July day. I had just rotated from Ft Wainwright to Ft Huachuca. I would have done almost anything to break the monotony of drinking 16 oz of water every thirty minutes. Those days lasted forever. The nights were very warm but to'lahble, as Sergeant Perkins from Lexington SC would say.

I found the Arctic far more to'lahble than the desert or the jungle, but handled wrong, it would call a guy just as quick as jungle and quicker than the desert.

We ate a fox once we trapped out on Haines National Glacier. Had the runs for four days.

You laddies or lassies going into the service: never, ever let your boy and girl warriors get bored. You will regret it while laughing you head off about it.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Jerri has a good heart

Yes, Jerri is a very nice person, if a bit on the gullible side.

I've known Jerri for years and she is a good person and all right in my book.

Jerri has the best heart and the truest testimony on the Board.

 

[R.D.]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

It's practically non existent in my generation. They say they are serious, but turn out not to be. If you are serious you'd go on a second date. It's really that simple. Unless the guy is a total frek.

Dude, second dates are for guys who might be worth it. You're right about the freaky frek thing.



Sorry

 

[JWBooth]

The only thing I've lied about my sel<snipped> a gun to my head.

 

[Judicial review]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

Oh, man.... I'm sorry jerri... I wouldn't dare do that. Too much respect.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

It's practically non existent in my generation. They say they are serious, but turn out not to be. If you are serious you'd go on a second date. It's really that simple. Unless the guy is a total frek.

Well, you really nailed that one.

 

[ChrisL]

Jerri has a good heart

An honorable man.

Jerri is a woman. Count down until you try to put the moves on her and entirely change her opinion about you.

I'm old enough to be his mother. Let's be nice.

I'll try.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

WTF makes these people think we give two shits? Holy hell, odds are that last post was a lie as well...

True the odds are that. But reality would say otherwise. i don't care, though. This post was for me.

I like you, Judicial Review. Your honesty is refreshing!

Uh, you haven't read many of them then.

Stay tuned ... His story changes daily.

I'll give him this though - his thread title is spot on.