If a man can marry a man

[MayorQuimby]

I wonder how deep it goes? What if it’s two dead men that want to be joined in blessed union?

I like how you are challenging me with these scenarios.

 

[BackAgain]

I like how you are challenging me with these scenarios.

In that case, here’s one for you:

If a dead gay person “wants” (whatever that might mean) to marry some other dead gay person, how does the first one “propose” to the second one?

 

[task0778]

Paper plates... paper cups... plastic cutlery... microwave food...

But money don't grow on trees.

 

[0311]

Then someone should be allowed to marry a dead person. Laws always mention persons, but it doesn't say these persons have to be alive.

The current laws forbidding the marriage between a live person and a dead person are discriminatory just like the laws in some jurisdictions that forbid two people of the same sex from marrying. Therefore these laws are discriminatory and need to be struck down. Homosexuals have the right to marriage like heterosexuals. In a similar vein, dead people have the right to marriage just like live people.

Who the fuck are YOU to decide if it is wrong for same sex couples want to get married. They marry, that is their business and none of yours. Don't hand of that crap about your non-existent Sky Man because it all made up bullshit. People meet, they in love and get married. The whole cycle of life thing. You have no right to decide the course someone's life or who they can marry.

 

[MayorQuimby]

In that case, here’s one for you:

If a dead gay person “wants” (whatever that might mean) to marry some other dead gay person, how does the first one “propose” to the second one?

Hmm. Maybe his undead spirit can come to the mortal realm and possess a doll or something, and the doll will walk to the court house? Or if dolls aren't allowed to do that (which would be a form of discrimination against dolls), maybe he can possess a human instead.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Who the fuck are YOU to decide if it is wrong for same sex couples want to get married. They marry, that is their business and none of yours. Don't hand of that crap about your non-existent Sky Man because it all made up bullshit. People meet, they in love and get married. The whole cycle of life thing. You have no right to decide the course someone's life or who they can marry.

I am not a Christian and I am against gay marriages.

Lol I bet your head just blew up.

 

[IM2]

I am sure your opinion is worth something...to someone...somewhere.

This is dumb. You seem to be fixated on homosexuals. Are you curious or something? Two men getting married ain't bothering me. I wouldn't do it, but they are the ones who have to answer to God and you ain't God.

 

[task0778]

I am not a Christian and I am against gay marriages.

I'm not a Christian either, but I really don't care who anybody marries or sleeps with. And I don't want to know either. No offense, MQ.

 

[MayorQuimby]

This is dumb. You seem to be fixated on homosexuals.

Dude you're precious. I am pretty sure this is the first time, or second time at most, that I talked about homosexuals here.

Are you curious or something?

I am actually a woman. And no, I am not curious about lesbian love at all. I don't find women attractive.

Two men getting married ain't bothering me. I wouldn't do it, but they are the ones who have to answer to God and you ain't God.

I didn't say homosexuals need to get my permission or anything like that. I am just against gay marriages and a political forum seems to be a good place to bring that up.

 

[MayorQuimby]

I'm not a Christian either, but I really don't care who anybody marries or sleeps with. And I don't want to know either. No offense, MQ.

None taken.

Normally I also follow the live and let live rule, but in the case of gay marriage I feel that I must take a stand. I believe that they are brainwashing the youth of the nation that homosexuality is an acceptable way of life.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Go back and read the thread, I already addressed the issue of consent.

No, you didn't. lol.

Technically your model is even more fundamentally flawed than it is in as far as you tried to go with it, but it is humorous to read, so there's that.

 

[MayorQuimby]

No, you didn't. lol.

Technically your model is even more fundamentally flawed than it is in as far as you tried to go with it, but it is humorous to read, so there's that.

Glad that I brought some laughter into your life.

 

[task0778]

None taken.

Normally I also follow the live and let live rule, but in the case of gay marriage I feel that I must take a stand. I believe that they are brainwashing the youth of the nation that homosexuality is an acceptable way of life.

IMHO, homosexuality should be an acceptable way of life. Born that way or not. Judge not lest ye be judged. (I ain't gay BTW.)

Fine by me if you disagree.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Glad that I brought some laughter into your life.

Well, no, it was mainly the responses that got me chuckling.

 

[BackAgain]

I still don’t give a damn about gay couples having sex with each other.

Not my concern.

But I believe any offical recognition of necrophilia is something very different. It’s not a personal matter obviously non-consensual. And it’s a desecration of a human body — among other significant problems.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

First of all, I already said an exception can be made. Secondly, marriages aren't always about legal contracts. They can be for civil purposes, such as having a wedding for families etc.

Better check that answer, Ralph.

"Yes, most states in the U.S. have laws that explicitly forbid sexual acts with a corpse, which is known as necrophilia. These acts are generally considered serious offenses and can be classified as felonies in many states1. The specific laws and penalties can vary from state to state, but necrophilia is widely regarded as a criminal act due to the moral and ethical implications."

But I bet most MAGA will agree with you.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Marriage can be a legal contract, but sometimes it's a civil union.

That's discrimination against the dead.

Civil unions are contractual that follow specific laws.

 

[Concerned American]

I wonder how deep it goes? What if it’s two dead men that want to be joined in blessed union?

I think he has a misconception of what a stiffy is.

 

[Natural Citizen]

The whole concept of license regarding marriage is built on the absurd notion that the State have jurisdiction over it, as well as your household by extention.

But people pretty much universally comply, which is basically just telling the State that they as voluntary Individuals are incapabe of maintaining a relationship or voluntary association or whatever you want to call it, or maintaining a household absent the jurisdiction of the State.

The justification for compliance always seems to be invoked in the form of ''but muh benefits.''

 

[White 6]

You just say that he is a mute and have him make hand signals using the Weekend at Bernies method.

Reminds me of the guy that broke down at night, way out in the country, asking farmer if he could put him up for the night. Farmer said, yes but only bed I have, you'll have to share with my lovely daughter, who sleeping there. But, you must promise not bother or kiss her. OK, with me, if ok with you. Next morning, being asked how he slept, the guy said ok, though room was musty. Have to confess, I kissed your daughter 3 times and got rice in my mouth. You idiot, that wasn't rice. It was maggots. She's been dead for 6 months.