I stink, therefor I am.

[Luissa]

Nancy Pelosi smell like stool softener and botox

Which kind of stool softener?

 

[Luissa]

What does Bush smell like?

Depends how well you clean it.

 

[Luissa]

Joe Biden smells like the back seat of a Firebird and cheap hair gel.,

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Nancy Pelosi smell like stool softener and botox

Which kind of stool softener?

generic

 

[Luissa]

Lindsey Graham smells like ky jelly and Molly.

 

[Luissa]

Nancy Pelosi smell like stool softener and botox

Which kind of stool softener?

generic

Miralax smells like glue.

 

[Cowman]

God, this OP has reached a new level of retardation.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Chris Mathews smells like erection and crepe paper.

 

[Luissa]

God, this OP has reached a new level of retardation.

Cowman smells like too tight of underwear and mothballs

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Cowman smells like reading glasses and indigestion.

 

[Luissa]

I think Cowman needs to borrow some stool softener from Nancy.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

I don't know. Nancy is very protective of her stool softener.

 

[Capstone]

Conservatives smell like a mix between closed abortion clinics and criminally overcrowded foster homes for which government funding is perpetually on the chopping block.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

I think Al Gore smells like corduroy, summer school and old episodes of Bewitched.

 

[Capstone]

Romney smelled more than a little like loopholes and Chinese sweatshops.

 

[Capstone]

...with a hint of menstrual butt.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Romney smells like milk, an Osmond Christmas special and pleats.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

Obama smells like a teacher's lounge with open bamboo shutters where a warm kenyan breeze rustles badly graded papers.

 

[MeBelle]

Why do I feel the need to get out a can of Lysol?

 

[Capstone]

Why do I feel the need to get out a can of Lysol?

Upper lip?