I read the posts of You People when I'm sober and then when I'm stoned

[Michelle420]

I read the posts of You People when I'm sober and then when I'm stoned.

I gotta say I like reading your posts much better when I'm high.

You're just a lot more fun and interesting, sober you people are more irritating.

It ain't ME, it's YOU!

 

[Calypso Jones]

nah...it's you. LOLOL

 

[Michelle420]

Calypso Jones I'd have to get much higher to not irritate myself.

 

[miketx]

I read the posts of You People when I'm sober and then when I'm stoned.

I gotta say I like reading your posts much better when I'm high.

You're just a lot more fun and interesting, sober you people are more irritating.

It ain't ME, it's YOU!

You drunk?

 

[Michelle420]

miketx No stoned, I already posted that. Go put your lipstick on.

Why did you stop your collection?

 

[miketx]

miketx No stoned, I already posted that. Go put your lipstick on.

Why did you stop your collection?

I dreamed about coloring you with plaid lipstick and it scared me.

 

[Michelle420]

I dreamed about coloring you with plaid lipstick and it scared me.

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Yes, your creepy side I have not forgotten.

 

[miketx]

Yes, your creepy side I have not forgotten.

I'm not really creepy I just post stupid shit.

 

[Michelle420]

I'm not really creepy I just post stupid shit.

I know you have a really good side too. I liked that picture of the duck I used it as an avie for a short while.

 

[sparky]

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to post the goods
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you're postin’ from yer home
Then they'll stone ya ,then they’ll call you a clone

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well, they'll stone ya when you're talkin’ trash replete
They'll stone ya like you’re some linquistic feat
They'll stone ya like you’re walkin’ on all fours
They'll stone ya towards walkin’ out the door

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone ya when you've brought facts to the table
They'll stone ya just as long as they’re able
They'll stone ya and they’ll say that yer post s*cks
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "Good luck”

Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well, they'll stone you, and yer messenger again
Then they'll stone you and then they'll say it all offends
They'll stone you when you're texting from your car
They'll stone you, and you won’t get very far

Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well, they'll stone you when you post all alone
They'll stone you like they got some kinda bone
They'll stone you and then say you could care less
They'll stone you when you’ve given it yer best

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

~S~ w/apologies to Mr Dylan

 

[ramailer]

On earth.
How about you ?
Sounds like Mars might be good for you. I’ll give Elon your name and bio.

 

[the other mike]

My posts are cool, straight or high.
Always sober ....(alcohol-free since 2017 and tobacco-free since 2009)

 

[the other mike]

 

[JGalt]

I read the posts of You People when I'm sober and then when I'm stoned.

I gotta say I like reading your posts much better when I'm high.

You're just a lot more fun and interesting, sober you people are more irritating.

It ain't ME, it's YOU!

How dare you come around here like that, unless you have enough to go around for everyone?

That's just bad manners! Didn't your parent teach you that "Sharing is caring"?

 

[miketx]

In case you missed them, here are some of my past avatars.

I know you have a really good side too. I liked that picture of the duck I used it as an avie for a short while.

I don't recall the duck picture.

 

[Votto]

I read the posts of You People when I'm sober and then when I'm stoned.

I gotta say I like reading your posts much better when I'm high.

You're just a lot more fun and interesting, sober you people are more irritating.

It ain't ME, it's YOU!

You have periods where you are not stoned?

 

[Meister]

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The Maui Waui pic took me right back to the 70's, thank you.

 

[Michelle420]

Votto weekdays that's a new thing for me.

 

[Michelle420]

miketx

 

[miketx]

miketx