I need girl advice

[Luissa]

Zombies are real! I'm doing my best to minimize the Zombie threat. Here they are on my lawn, but I'm well protected:

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OMG! Keep up the good work - holler when you need ammo.

Ever watch Zombieland? Amusing in an odd sort of way.

Bill Fucking Murray

 

[Phoenix]

Bill Fucking Murray

That was hilarious!

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

She just messaged me back, turns out she's been playing Dragon Age 2, which just came out about 7 days ago.

 

[California Girl]

Zombies are real! I'm doing my best to minimize the Zombie threat. Here they are on my lawn, but I'm well protected:

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OMG! Keep up the good work - holler when you need ammo.

Ever watch Zombieland? Amusing in an odd sort of way.

I have seen Zombieland. But not in the way you mean.

 

[California Girl]

She just messaged me back, turns out she's been playing Dragon Age 2, which just came out about 7 days ago.

Take a hint. She prefers gaming to guys. Get a real girl, in the real world.

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

^^^^^ This is good advice. Leave her alone. If she wants to speak to you, she'll let you know. If not, just forget it. Meet a real person.... you will find these 'real people' are all around you.... just get out of the house for a while.

Wait. Let me make sure I've got this.

There are "real" people somewhere in the world around me, not just ones in my (brother's) computer? Seriously?

Whoa. That's intense.

No, I don't think it's intense.... he's not a real person. He's an moderate internet based person.

But... yes, if you go to what is called the 'outside', you may find these 'real people'. I'm told they can interact and everything... like Second Life only better.

But if you go outside, you can get burnt by UV rays and shit... /jk

 

[Phoenix]

No, I don't think it's intense.... he's not a real person. He's an moderate internet based person.

But... yes, if you go to what is called the 'outside', you may find these 'real people'. I'm told they can interact and everything... like Second Life only better.

But I LIKE Intense, even if he is a mod.

Interact, with ... what did you call them? "real people"? I dunno. Sounds scary.

 

[California Girl]

Wait. Let me make sure I've got this.

There are "real" people somewhere in the world around me, not just ones in my (brother's) computer? Seriously?

Whoa. That's intense.

No, I don't think it's intense.... he's not a real person. He's an moderate internet based person.

But... yes, if you go to what is called the 'outside', you may find these 'real people'. I'm told they can interact and everything... like Second Life only better.

But if you go outside, you can get burnt by UV rays and shit... /jk

Take the risk, wear sunscreen. Get out. Meet real people. Trust me, you'll like it.

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

No, I don't think it's intense.... he's not a real person. He's an moderate internet based person.

But... yes, if you go to what is called the 'outside', you may find these 'real people'. I'm told they can interact and everything... like Second Life only better.

But if you go outside, you can get burnt by UV rays and shit... /jk

Take the risk, wear sunscreen. Get out. Meet real people. Trust me, you'll like it.

Real people might hurt you though, like:

 

[California Girl]

No, I don't think it's intense.... he's not a real person. He's an moderate internet based person.

But... yes, if you go to what is called the 'outside', you may find these 'real people'. I'm told they can interact and everything... like Second Life only better.

But I LIKE Intense, even if he is a mod.

Interact, with ... what did you call them? "real people"? I dunno. Sounds scary.

Yea, he's a peach. In an 'I'm sucking up cuz he's a Mod' way.

Sure, you can 'speak' to them and do a thing they call 'smiling'. I don't do that often... hurts my mouth. But I've heard it that these 'real people' can become something they call 'friends'. Sounds dangerous to me. You go try it and report back.

 

[dilloduck]

but so many of these so called "real people" aren't real at all. You can see em and touch em and everything but you rarely find one that can actually BE real. Lot's of culling is necessary.

 

[Phoenix]

Yea, he's a peach. In an 'I'm sucking up cuz he's a Mod' way.

Sure, you can 'speak' to them and do a thing they call 'smiling'. I don't do that often... hurts my mouth. But I've heard it that these 'real people' can become something they call 'friends'. Sounds dangerous to me. You go try it and report back.

Always suck up to mods. You never know what might happen but it's usually not bad. Usually.

Do I have to listen when they ... ummm, "talk", right?

 

[Phoenix]

but so many of these so called "real people" aren't real at all. You can see em and touch em and everything but you rarely find one that can actually BE real. Lot's of culling is necessary.

Ducky! The friend I never had but always wished I would.

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

but so many of these so called "real people" aren't real at all. You can see em and touch em and everything but you rarely find one that can actually BE real. Lot's of culling is necessary.

Oh you can touch them, you can touch them all you want, like at an elementary school....

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

Too far?

 

[dilloduck]

but so many of these so called "real people" aren't real at all. You can see em and touch em and everything but you rarely find one that can actually BE real. Lot's of culling is necessary.

Ducky! The friend I never had but always wished I would.

hey----we had a friendly steak dinner !

 

[Phoenix]

hey----we had a friendly steak dinner !

We did. I was completely stuffed. So good. That might be the last good steak I've had. Can't remember if I had one more or not.

Tell you what, you come up here and I'll buy you a steak dinner.

 

[California Girl]

Yea, he's a peach. In an 'I'm sucking up cuz he's a Mod' way.

Sure, you can 'speak' to them and do a thing they call 'smiling'. I don't do that often... hurts my mouth. But I've heard it that these 'real people' can become something they call 'friends'. Sounds dangerous to me. You go try it and report back.

Always suck up to mods. You never know what might happen but it's usually not bad. Usually.

Do I have to listen when they ... ummm, "talk", right?

You're supposed to, but I usually just look 'interested' and nod. Oh, and say 'oh really?' 'Wow' and general approving statements every once in a while.

 

[Luissa]

Did you ask her why she had not been messaging you? Please say you didn't.

 

[Phoenix]

You're supposed to, but I usually just look 'interested' and nod. Oh, and say 'oh really?' 'Wow' and general approving statements every once in a while.

Widen your eyes and tilt your head to the side - that shows "interest" too.