I need girl advice

[Phoenix]

like i was going to do something else with Gunny there ???

Well, there is that minor detail.

 

[dilloduck]

like i was going to do something else with Gunny there ???

Well, there is that minor detail.

bring hot girlfriends next time

 

[Phoenix]

bring hot girlfriends next time

Well, you gonna let us crash at your place? And it depends on what hot is. More or less hot than me is "hot"?

 

[dilloduck]

bring hot girlfriends next time

Well, you gonna let us crash at your place? And it depends on what hot is. More or less hot than me is "hot"?

I knew I was askingfor trouble on that one..

 

[Phoenix]

I knew I was askingfor trouble on that one..

You pleadin' the fifth, friend?


Chicken.

 

[dilloduck]

I knew I was askingfor trouble on that one..

You pleadin' the fifth, friend?


Chicken.

I'll trust your judgement.

 

[Phoenix]

I'll trust your judgement.

Thought you had them x-ray glasses, ducky. Shoulda got an eyeful. If not, I know where you can get some pics ...

 

[dilloduck]

I'll trust your judgement.

Thought you had them x-ray glasses, ducky. Shoulda got an eyeful. If not, I know where you can get some pics ...

bet you can't post em here.

 

[Phoenix]

bet you can't post em here.

Not most of them. A few, maybe, but I'd probably feel the banhammer whacking me shortly thereafter anyway.

 

[dilloduck]

bet you can't post em here.

Not most of them. A few, maybe, but I'd probably feel the banhammer whacking me shortly thereafter anyway.

who did you piss off this time ?

 

[Phoenix]

who did you piss off this time ?

Nobody who's here right now. We'll see.

And what's with the "this time" stuff?

 

[HUGGY]

That's the trouble with today's kids. They don't learn about the basics of navigating the ways of the opposite sex in the streets like they should.

They just don't teach the Four "F's" any more.

Find em
Feel em
**** em
Forget em

It's really that simple!

I thought it was W's ... guess I didn't get that education.

Double You's ...??????? There were W's???? What W's?????

 

[Phoenix]

Double You's ...??????? There were W's???? What W's?????

If I recall correctly, the young man (and I use that term loosely) that told it to me said it was

Whip it in
Whip it out
Wipe it off
Walk away.

 

[R.D.]

She just messaged me back, turns out she's been playing Dragon Age 2, which just came out about 7 days ago.

Whew, disaster averted.