I Like Dogs.

This sums up dogs pretty well:

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I had a Neoplantan lover who split every atom in my body.

God dam, and she was a Catholic to boot.

I suspect she was lapsed but could not find enough breath to question her on the subject.
 
I had a Neoplantan lover who split every atom in my body.

God dam, and she was a Catholic to boot.

I suspect she was lapsed but could not find enough breath to question her on the subject.
I had an epileptic girl friend once, after reading "catch 22" I hid her meds! it was like ******* an unbalanced washing machine on fast spin cycle:eusa_angel:
 
I had an epileptic girl friend once, after reading "catch 22" I hid her meds! it was like ******* an unbalanced washing machine on fast spin cycle:eusa_angel:


You bended her Minderbinder?
 
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Girl's best friend:

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And the dangerous one:

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... Australians and sheep, you know.​
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That would be New Zealand.

Down under here in Australia we prefer beer and sport.

While the beer is great, I am a contrarian, which is good for me because it means most Aussie girlfriends and wives are lonely tonight, la de da, de da.
 
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Yes, the one female in New Zealand is a lonely girl tonight, I'm sure.
 
Yes, the one female in New Zealand is a lonely girl tonight, I'm sure.


Other than Helan Clarke I am not sure there are any girls left down in New Zealand, indeed I am not sure she is a girl.
 
Yes, the one female in New Zealand is a lonely girl tonight, I'm sure.

If there's only one and she's lonely, her photo is bound to hit this thread sooner or later...:eusa_whistle:
 
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Though I must add the one Maori woman I have ever fucked, fucked me back much harder than I ever knew I could be fucked. I was fucked so hard by this lovely pagan Goddess my balls declared bankruptcy.

No wonder Maori men dance around half naked with their tongues hanging out.
 
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