Here. Let me save you some time and effort.
This is what Trump's rally will be like.
"I'm great. Aren't I great? (pause for cheers) I'm tremendous, and I have tremendous ideas. America sucks, ladies and gentlemen. We are in grave danger from Mexicans and Muslims. THROW THAT GUY OUT OF HERE!!! PUNCH HIM IF YOU HAVE TO!!!! (pause for cheers) I'm going to build up our military like you wouldn't believe, believe me. It's going to be so great you are going to get tired of hearing how great we are. I'm going to build a wall. A big wall. It will solve ALL our problems! It will be a magical wall that solves all our problems. Dow Jones will go up to 50,000 when I'm President. Won't that be great? THROW THAT UGLY BROAD INTO THE ALLIGATOR PIT!! AND RIP THAT FLAG OFF HER TITS!! (pause for cheers) The wall on our Southern border will cure cancer. That's how tremendous my wall will be, ladies and gentlemen. How can you not love me? Of course you love me! (pause for cheers). Hillary hates me and I'm glad. The losers and crooks all hate me. She's a crook. You know it. And I'm great. I love you, I really do. (pause for cheers). I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you."