Georgia man dies of heart attack while dumping woman he strangled in Alabama woods, DA says

[1srelluc]

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A Georgia man is believed to have died from a heart attack while disposing of a murder victim in Alabama woods.

The bodies of Jessica Folds, 47, and Daniel Robbins, 44, were discovered June 10 in Chambers County.

District Attorney Mike Segrest on Thursday said an autopsy showed Folds died of strangulation and Robbins of a heart attack.

The discovery was made about 12:20 p.m. that Wednesday in the 1000 block of County Road 86.

Chambers County sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the dirt road when a passerby spotted the pickup truck in the road.

The district attorney said the truck was still running and the driver’s side door was open. The tailgate was down, and there were drag marks in the dirt from the tailgate up into the woods where the bodies were found.

When deputies arrived, they found Folds and Robbins in a nearby wooded area.

Well, that was Karma correcting a problem.

Rule number one: Use a backhoe to dig the grave.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

https://archive.ph/lCgr8#selection-267.0-267.91

A Georgia man is believed to have died from a heart attack while disposing of a murder victim in Alabama woods.

The bodies of Jessica Folds, 47, and Daniel Robbins, 44, were discovered June 10 in Chambers County.

District Attorney Mike Segrest on Thursday said an autopsy showed Folds died of strangulation and Robbins of a heart attack.

The discovery was made about 12:20 p.m. that Wednesday in the 1000 block of County Road 86.

Chambers County sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to the dirt road when a passerby spotted the pickup truck in the road.

The district attorney said the truck was still running and the driver’s side door was open. The tailgate was down, and there were drag marks in the dirt from the tailgate up into the woods where the bodies were found.

When deputies arrived, they found Folds and Robbins in a nearby wooded area.

Well, that was Karma correcting a problem.

Rule number one: Use a backhoe to dig the grave.

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Only one word for this.

Karma.

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[Zincwarrior]

Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio.

Or chop em up

 

[Zincwarrior]

Or chop em up

That still requires cardio!

 

[wamose]

Never strangle a fat girl. Skinny ones are easier to drag.

 

[1srelluc]

Never strangle a fat girl. Skinny ones are easier to drag.

More like never try to dig a grave by hand in GA clay/hardpan.