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Someone asked him what is the key to understanding women and he said
"2 or 4 lanes?"
What the fuck he talking about?
Someone asked him what is the key to understanding women and he said
"2 or 4 lanes?"
What the fuck he talking about?
Dear fbj I looked up this joke and found TWO different versions A and B.
Apparently you are missing the set up part of the joke
and taking the punchline out of context! Both joke versions copied below with links to the sources:
A. Joke A:
Damn women. Can't live with them. can't live without them.?
The context is the man is asking God to build a bridge that's impossible.
So God turns down the request and asks for something he can actually grant.
The man's second wish is to "understand women"
So God comes back and says did you want 2 lanes or 4 (on the bridge request
which is easier!)
"
So God came to a great architectural engineer one day and told him that he would give him any one thing that he wanted. Then engineer said that we wanted God to build him a bridge that would expand across the atlantic ocean so that people could travel across by car. And he wanted it to be the most beautiful to ever be seen. God thought for a minute then and said "That I can not give you. there is not enough metal on earth to build such a thing." he also told the man that it would take too long and the man wouldn't be alive to see it in the end. So God asked what else he would like instead. The man thought, then said that he would like to undestand women. he wanted to understand how they thought, how they felt, how to answer them correctly, and to how to always make his wife happy. God thought about that for a minute then say, "wold you like 2 lanes or 4?"
"
B. Joke B:
Jokeindex: A genie, a guy, and a bridge to hawaii (G)
The context is a man asking a Genie to build a bridge all the way to Hawaii
and the Genie says that's impossible. But after asking the Genie for
help "to understand women" the Genie replies "did you want that bridge to be two lanes or four"
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
looks like white humor isn't for everyone.....~S~