I get why the vaxxed are pissed off

They're scared.
And they should be; they drank the Kool-aid already, and there's no going back.

From the link;

"The Jab: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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“And he wasn’t alone. He had close to a thousand followers when he died. They conducted rituals up on the roof, bizarre rituals intended to bring about the end of the world. And now it looks like it may actually happen.” – Ghostbusters
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I guess that makes my wife Mrs. Doubtpfizer.
Disclaimer: Humor writer, not a doctor. But I’m a humor writer that likes to look at the worst-case scenarios because someone has to know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” don’t always mean the same thing, especially at a funeral.
One of the more disturbing things about the trajectory of the panic-response-panic model that we’ve seen in the last year about the ‘Rona has been the nearly complete abandonment of the idea of impartial science. Oh, sure, we knew that scientists could be bought, and in most cases, they’re cheaper than congressmen. Scientists can be bought for a shrimp cocktail. To buy a congressman, you have to spring for the bacon-wrapped shrimp.
When you look at the data from only eight months ago, the University of Pennsylvania, actual scientists that were presumably not under the influence of shrimp came to this conclusion (LINK):
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Pay attention to the phrase, “No large trials of any (emphasis added) mRNA vaccine have been completed yet.”
Any.
This is a first attempt at ever using this technology, and the decision was made that, “Hey, sounds good, let’s do it. What could go wrong?”
This sounds suspiciously like the reasoning I used with my first marriage, so, on its face, this is the same logic used by amorous 20-year-olds. I wonder: were they playing beer pong when they made the decision?
So, what could go wrong?
I’ll start with the least scary and move to the scariest ones. To be fair, the least scary are the impacts that are the most likely, and in some cases, they are certainly happy. Data, however, is murky. Congress voted to keep the report on the origin of the virus classified, so I’m not holding my breath that any information counter to the official narrative will be seeing daylight anytime soon.
Heart Attacks In Healthy Young People – As far as I can tell, this is 100% confirmed. How often is it happening? Difficult to say. This is, however, often enough that I think it is clear that with the death rate from COVID for young, healthy people is lower than the risk that they have of driving to school.
How low?
If you have been documented to have COVID, the death rate is in the range of 1 out of 100,000. Since it’s my theory that between one-half and two-thirds of ‘Rona infections in kids aren’t ever officially reported, that rate is probably closer to (conservatively) 1 out of 300,000. Translation: rub some dirt on it, you’re fine.
How frequent are the heart attacks induced by the jab? Don’t know. And with data and reporting being what they are today, we might not know for a decade, if ever.
That’s okay. No pharmaceutical company has any liability, so you don’t have to worry about the CEO losing his bonus.
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I hear that Mountain Dew® is coming out with a new flavor for heart attack victims: Code Blue®.
You know it’s going to be a grim list when Widespread Sterility is the second-best case scenario. This one is still speculative, and there’s evidence for it. I’m stunned, really, that pregnant women were encouraged to get the “jab”, because when The Mrs. was preggers I was pretty sure the doctor wasn’t convinced that eating one Cheeto® a month was safe for pregnant women.
But here we are. I haven’t heard of a lack of babies being born, though I’ve heard of more than one post-jab miscarriage. Again I ask the question: why would young, healthy people be taking this, especially after (again, anecdotal) evidence that the spike protein seems to concentrate in the reproductive bits?
Breakthrough and Jabbed Becoming Superspreading Virus Factories is happening right now. This one is, of course, the most ironic. It does (again, at least anecdotally) appear that the death rate due to the ‘Rona is somewhat lower if the person is jabbed. But if it doesn’t stop a person from getting or spreading ‘Rona, all it does is act as a treatment against future cases? Again, the only trial data we’ll ever get from Pfizer™ stated that 14 people with the control died, and 15 people with the Pfizer© science juice died.
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Because that’s how you know it’s working.
But apparently I need to get jabbed so the jabbed won’t get the ‘Rona from me even though they can get ‘Rona and are much better at spreading it because they show fewer symptoms? This ranks higher because, more superspreaders? More mutations.
Clotting/COVID Spike Protein Runaway is a scenario that has been seen, well, at least the clotting part. There’s a reason they called the Johnson & Johnson™ jab the #clotshot. According to one panel of doctors (it was on YouTube®, so take it with however many grains of salt you’d like), the spike protein is the problem. Originally it was the solution, because that’s what the mRNA shot did: make a person’s cells produce the spike protein so that the immune system could recognize it.
This doctor’s theory was the protein wanders down through the bloodstream where it damages the blood vessel walls in the capillaries, the smallest section. This causes clotting, and I don’t think it is disputed that this caused several deaths and several amputations because of the clots as directly caused by the jab.
This doctor went further, however. He maintained this clotting would spread since there seems to be ample continual production of the spike protein. His prognosis? Everyone who had the spike protein-inducing shot would die of heart failure in two or three years due to cumulative damage. Everyone who took the shot.
I rate this one as pretty bad – civilization-ending, in fact if there are billions of corpses to deal with in two years. But I also rank this as pretty unlikely.
I hope.
As bad as all of that is, there are three more horror stories waiting. Lucky you!
RONA.jpg

I don’t think COVID was made in China – we’ve had it 18 months and it’s still working.
The next is Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE). The short version is that in this situation (which really happens, though rarely) the candidate vaccine appears to create antibodies that would protect against the disease. Good news!
But not really. In this case, the antibodies actually make it easier for the virus to get into the cell. So, if when you get the virus you were inoculated against in the first place, it will kill you. Yup. In this case, the virus actually makes the disease deadlier. I’m hoping that this wave of the ‘Rona run isn’t ADE showing up.
I don’t think that it is, or I think we would have seen a very significant death wave among the jabbed, one so big it would be difficult to hide.
Marek’s Disease is the next case. A “leaky” vaccine was created for chickens to vaccinate them against Marek’s Disease, which totally sounds like it was named after a Star Trek® character. The chickens could catch the disease, and the vaccine was just good enough to keep them from dying from it.
Good news, right? Well, no. Because the vaccine allowed them to be super-spreaders. The virus kept mutating until it was absolutely fatal to chickens. Now, most chickens have it, and spread it. Unless a baby chick (that’s around other chickens) is vaccinated, it will die. Chickens as we know them are dependent upon having this vaccine.
If the “jabs” we have against COVID are similar, we might see exactly what we’re seeing now: people who were jabbed having the virus and incubating it and spreading it and making it more and more dangerous. Under the worst-case scenario, the virus would mutate into a universally lethal form, and we’d all have to take some future version of the jab.
Or die. As a species.
That would be a big oops. Again, unlikely, but it does meet the patterns we’ve been seeing. But the worst case is the next one.
MOBIUS.jpg

To get to the other . . . oh, wait . . .
The Spike is a Prion prions are misfolded proteins. A perfect example of this is mad cow disease: a misfolded protein makes it into the brain and causes a chain reaction with other brain proteins. Eventually, when a person catches mad cow disease, a human brain becomes spongier than Joe Biden’s.
The scary part about prions is, even though they aren’t alive, they can spread and replicate in the body like they are alive. So, in this case, the spike protein would eventually cause some horrible jab-zombie end to mankind.
Thankfully, the prion theory looks to be the silliest and least likely scenario. But all of these scenarios, however, are showing up because the information is so very, very bad. I included the clip from the University of Pennsylvania study because it is honest. It shows what we know, and what we don’t know. There isn’t the lingering smell of corruption and shrimp anywhere in the document.
MADCOW.jpg

I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks . . . to the crocodiles. Those crocodiles sure will miss me.
With any luck we won’t see horrible health consequences from the jab. The biggest casualties right now appear to be any lingering trust we had in Big Science, our economy, the concept of private property, any restraint on government edicts whatsoever, and the illusion that we had freedom to begin with.
But, remember – to buy a congressman you need bacon-wrapped shrimp. I mean, they can be bought, but they don’t want you to think they’re cheap."




They have literally bet their lives on this shit, and they're demand we do the same, to make them feel better about their choice.
Vaccines bad. You should not take them. Drinking bleach is much better. What would Herman Cain do?
 
They're scared.
And they should be; they drank the Kool-aid already, and there's no going back.

From the link;

"The Jab: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

SMELL.jpg

“And he wasn’t alone. He had close to a thousand followers when he died. They conducted rituals up on the roof, bizarre rituals intended to bring about the end of the world. And now it looks like it may actually happen.” – Ghostbusters
SMELL.jpg

I guess that makes my wife Mrs. Doubtpfizer.
Disclaimer: Humor writer, not a doctor. But I’m a humor writer that likes to look at the worst-case scenarios because someone has to know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” don’t always mean the same thing, especially at a funeral.
One of the more disturbing things about the trajectory of the panic-response-panic model that we’ve seen in the last year about the ‘Rona has been the nearly complete abandonment of the idea of impartial science. Oh, sure, we knew that scientists could be bought, and in most cases, they’re cheaper than congressmen. Scientists can be bought for a shrimp cocktail. To buy a congressman, you have to spring for the bacon-wrapped shrimp.
When you look at the data from only eight months ago, the University of Pennsylvania, actual scientists that were presumably not under the influence of shrimp came to this conclusion (LINK):
UPENN.png

Pay attention to the phrase, “No large trials of any (emphasis added) mRNA vaccine have been completed yet.”
Any.
This is a first attempt at ever using this technology, and the decision was made that, “Hey, sounds good, let’s do it. What could go wrong?”
This sounds suspiciously like the reasoning I used with my first marriage, so, on its face, this is the same logic used by amorous 20-year-olds. I wonder: were they playing beer pong when they made the decision?
So, what could go wrong?
I’ll start with the least scary and move to the scariest ones. To be fair, the least scary are the impacts that are the most likely, and in some cases, they are certainly happy. Data, however, is murky. Congress voted to keep the report on the origin of the virus classified, so I’m not holding my breath that any information counter to the official narrative will be seeing daylight anytime soon.
Heart Attacks In Healthy Young People – As far as I can tell, this is 100% confirmed. How often is it happening? Difficult to say. This is, however, often enough that I think it is clear that with the death rate from COVID for young, healthy people is lower than the risk that they have of driving to school.
How low?
If you have been documented to have COVID, the death rate is in the range of 1 out of 100,000. Since it’s my theory that between one-half and two-thirds of ‘Rona infections in kids aren’t ever officially reported, that rate is probably closer to (conservatively) 1 out of 300,000. Translation: rub some dirt on it, you’re fine.
How frequent are the heart attacks induced by the jab? Don’t know. And with data and reporting being what they are today, we might not know for a decade, if ever.
That’s okay. No pharmaceutical company has any liability, so you don’t have to worry about the CEO losing his bonus.
HEART.jpg

I hear that Mountain Dew® is coming out with a new flavor for heart attack victims: Code Blue®.
You know it’s going to be a grim list when Widespread Sterility is the second-best case scenario. This one is still speculative, and there’s evidence for it. I’m stunned, really, that pregnant women were encouraged to get the “jab”, because when The Mrs. was preggers I was pretty sure the doctor wasn’t convinced that eating one Cheeto® a month was safe for pregnant women.
But here we are. I haven’t heard of a lack of babies being born, though I’ve heard of more than one post-jab miscarriage. Again I ask the question: why would young, healthy people be taking this, especially after (again, anecdotal) evidence that the spike protein seems to concentrate in the reproductive bits?
Breakthrough and Jabbed Becoming Superspreading Virus Factories is happening right now. This one is, of course, the most ironic. It does (again, at least anecdotally) appear that the death rate due to the ‘Rona is somewhat lower if the person is jabbed. But if it doesn’t stop a person from getting or spreading ‘Rona, all it does is act as a treatment against future cases? Again, the only trial data we’ll ever get from Pfizer™ stated that 14 people with the control died, and 15 people with the Pfizer© science juice died.
PFIZER.png

Because that’s how you know it’s working.
But apparently I need to get jabbed so the jabbed won’t get the ‘Rona from me even though they can get ‘Rona and are much better at spreading it because they show fewer symptoms? This ranks higher because, more superspreaders? More mutations.
Clotting/COVID Spike Protein Runaway is a scenario that has been seen, well, at least the clotting part. There’s a reason they called the Johnson & Johnson™ jab the #clotshot. According to one panel of doctors (it was on YouTube®, so take it with however many grains of salt you’d like), the spike protein is the problem. Originally it was the solution, because that’s what the mRNA shot did: make a person’s cells produce the spike protein so that the immune system could recognize it.
This doctor’s theory was the protein wanders down through the bloodstream where it damages the blood vessel walls in the capillaries, the smallest section. This causes clotting, and I don’t think it is disputed that this caused several deaths and several amputations because of the clots as directly caused by the jab.
This doctor went further, however. He maintained this clotting would spread since there seems to be ample continual production of the spike protein. His prognosis? Everyone who had the spike protein-inducing shot would die of heart failure in two or three years due to cumulative damage. Everyone who took the shot.
I rate this one as pretty bad – civilization-ending, in fact if there are billions of corpses to deal with in two years. But I also rank this as pretty unlikely.
I hope.
As bad as all of that is, there are three more horror stories waiting. Lucky you!
RONA.jpg

I don’t think COVID was made in China – we’ve had it 18 months and it’s still working.
The next is Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE). The short version is that in this situation (which really happens, though rarely) the candidate vaccine appears to create antibodies that would protect against the disease. Good news!
But not really. In this case, the antibodies actually make it easier for the virus to get into the cell. So, if when you get the virus you were inoculated against in the first place, it will kill you. Yup. In this case, the virus actually makes the disease deadlier. I’m hoping that this wave of the ‘Rona run isn’t ADE showing up.
I don’t think that it is, or I think we would have seen a very significant death wave among the jabbed, one so big it would be difficult to hide.
Marek’s Disease is the next case. A “leaky” vaccine was created for chickens to vaccinate them against Marek’s Disease, which totally sounds like it was named after a Star Trek® character. The chickens could catch the disease, and the vaccine was just good enough to keep them from dying from it.
Good news, right? Well, no. Because the vaccine allowed them to be super-spreaders. The virus kept mutating until it was absolutely fatal to chickens. Now, most chickens have it, and spread it. Unless a baby chick (that’s around other chickens) is vaccinated, it will die. Chickens as we know them are dependent upon having this vaccine.
If the “jabs” we have against COVID are similar, we might see exactly what we’re seeing now: people who were jabbed having the virus and incubating it and spreading it and making it more and more dangerous. Under the worst-case scenario, the virus would mutate into a universally lethal form, and we’d all have to take some future version of the jab.
Or die. As a species.
That would be a big oops. Again, unlikely, but it does meet the patterns we’ve been seeing. But the worst case is the next one.
MOBIUS.jpg

To get to the other . . . oh, wait . . .
The Spike is a Prion prions are misfolded proteins. A perfect example of this is mad cow disease: a misfolded protein makes it into the brain and causes a chain reaction with other brain proteins. Eventually, when a person catches mad cow disease, a human brain becomes spongier than Joe Biden’s.
The scary part about prions is, even though they aren’t alive, they can spread and replicate in the body like they are alive. So, in this case, the spike protein would eventually cause some horrible jab-zombie end to mankind.
Thankfully, the prion theory looks to be the silliest and least likely scenario. But all of these scenarios, however, are showing up because the information is so very, very bad. I included the clip from the University of Pennsylvania study because it is honest. It shows what we know, and what we don’t know. There isn’t the lingering smell of corruption and shrimp anywhere in the document.
MADCOW.jpg

I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks . . . to the crocodiles. Those crocodiles sure will miss me.
With any luck we won’t see horrible health consequences from the jab. The biggest casualties right now appear to be any lingering trust we had in Big Science, our economy, the concept of private property, any restraint on government edicts whatsoever, and the illusion that we had freedom to begin with.
But, remember – to buy a congressman you need bacon-wrapped shrimp. I mean, they can be bought, but they don’t want you to think they’re cheap."




They have literally bet their lives on this shit, and they're demand we do the same, to make them feel better about their choice.

I am glad I got the Jab. I work in healthcare and have been exposed to COVID on a daily basis for 2 years, not once have I tested positive for COVID or got sick. I felt absolutely no side effects from all 3 jabs. I see friends and family members get deathly sick/hospitalized from COVID who chose to be unvaccinated. I have been exposed many times unmasked all day long to people who I later found out had COVID, never caught it. Must be a dam good vaccine. I go unmasked to bars, football games, basketball games, bars, boxing matches, UFC fights, theme parks, churches Not once did I ever get sick or get COVID. The vaccine allowed me to live my life care free again maskless and never catch COVID for past 2 years while I saw others who chose to be unvaccinated get hospitalized and get awfully sick who happened to be in the very same places I went to. Yep loving the jab, loving every minute of it.
 

So whats Fauci's excuse?
Seems like people like Alex have been more accurate than Fauci the flip flopper.
Trump bum kissers have been trained to demonize Dr Fauci, and, of course, they grovel before their ideological media entertainers regardless of their complete lack of expertise. As long as their show business performers are 'pc' and spout the party line, they will mindlessly kowtow to them.

Science is a self-correcting discipline in which data is continually accrued and analyzed. If virology and epidemiology were immutable and constant, that would not be science. It would be ideological dogma.

In any event, even the Cry Baby Loser has come around and is now parroting the public health experts:

 


Trump bum kissers have been trained to demonize Dr Fauci, and, of course, they grovel before their ideological media entertainers regardless of their complete lack of expertise. As long as their show business performers are 'pc' and spout the party line, they will mindlessly kowtow to them.

Science is a self-correcting discipline in which data is continually accrued and analyzed. If virology and epidemiology were immutable and constant, that would not be science. It would be ideological dogma.

In any event, even the Cry Baby Loser has come around and is now parroting the public health experts:

GOF He should be tried for crimes against humanity.

You can go kiss his sorry ass. That is your problem not mine.
 
He should be tried for crimes against humanity.
The process of doggedly accruing evidence of criminal activity that he seems hellbent on hiding is well underway, and a number of criminal prosecutions in various venues will ensue.

His goons continue to be identified, apprehended, and are convicted or confess.


 
The process of doggedly accruing evidence of criminal activity that he seems hellbent on hiding is well underway, and a number of criminal prosecutions in various venues will ensue.

His goons continue to be identified, apprehended, and are convicted or confess.


Yawn He lied Americans died. Why the fuck were we doing Gain of Function tests when it could and did literally fuck the planet???

It should be Banned Permanently.
 
Yawn He lied Americans died. Why the fuck were we doing Gain of Function tests when it could and did literally fuck the planet???

It should be Banned Permanently.
Your raving incoherently begs the question, in the real world, who are the Trumpy politicians, attorneys general, prosecutors, etc. who are conducting criminal investigations, accruing actual evidence, issuing indictments, and/or planning to bring charges?

Media entertainers can wee wee up their devoted bobbleheads, but no amount of fairy dust being copiously sprinkled upon them has actual consequences.

Fantasy and reality differ. The latter demands credible evidence, and baseless vendettas fizzle.

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"LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!"
 
Your raving incoherently begs the question, in the real world, who are the Trumpy politicians, attorneys general, prosecutors, etc. who are conducting criminal investigations, accruing actual evidence, issuing indictments, and/or planning to bring charges?

Media entertainers can wee wee up their devoted bobbleheads, but no amount of fairy dust being copiously sprinkled upon them has actual consequences.

Fantasy and reality differ. The latter demands credible evidence, and baseless vendettas fizzle.

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"LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!"
That all you got troll? Go to rightwinger for training.
 
That all you got troll?
I had asked the cogent question, "Who are the Trumpy politicians, attorneys general, prosecutors, etc. who are conducting criminal investigations, accruing actual evidence, issuing indictments, and/or planning to bring charges?"

If you are unable to cite even one, so be it.

That nicely complements the inability to name a single suspect in the alleged fantastical conspiracy to steal a national election.

Reality is not being kind to the Trump cult, nor its crackpot notions.
 
I had asked the cogent question, "Who are the Trumpy politicians, attorneys general, prosecutors, etc. who are conducting criminal investigations, accruing actual evidence, issuing indictments, and/or planning to bring charges?"

If you are unable to cite even one, so be it.

That nicely complements the inability to name a single suspect in the alleged fantastical conspiracy to steal a national election.

Reality is not being kind to the Trump cult, nor its crackpot notions.
I ignored your troll ass question as it is an attempt to move the fucking goal posts
 
I understand your need to avoid answering the question.

The thread addresses pissiness concerning the effectiveness of Covid vaccination:


I understand your need to avoid answering the question.

The thread addresses pissiness concerning the effectiveness of Covid vaccination:


I understand your need to avoid answering the question.

The thread addresses pissiness concerning the effectiveness of Covid vaccination:


Typical leftist. Move the goal post and demand answers after avoiding my point to you.

This is just how you operate.
 
Typical leftist. Move the goal post and demand answers after avoiding my point to you.

This is just how you operate.
If you are unable to confront the reality that Trump is now parroting Dr Fauci and other public health experts in promoting full vaccination, I recognize your need to cling to the ideological ravings of your media entertainers over the medical consensus of public health experts, virologists, epidemiologists, and immunologists.

I find it puzzling, I admit.
 
If you are unable to confront the reality that Trump is now parroting Dr Fauci and other public health experts in promoting full vaccination, I recognize your need to cling to the ideological ravings of your media entertainers over the medical consensus of public health experts, virologists, epidemiologists, and immunologists.

I find it puzzling, I admit.
Again you failed to address my original point straight into but Trump
 
I am glad I got the Jab. I work in healthcare and have been exposed to COVID on a daily basis for 2 years, not once have I tested positive for COVID or got sick. I felt absolutely no side effects from all 3 jabs. I see friends and family members get deathly sick/hospitalized from COVID who chose to be unvaccinated. I have been exposed many times unmasked all day long to people who I later found out had COVID, never caught it. Must be a dam good vaccine. I go unmasked to bars, football games, basketball games, bars, boxing matches, UFC fights, theme parks, churches Not once did I ever get sick or get COVID. The vaccine allowed me to live my life care free again maskless and never catch COVID for past 2 years while I saw others who chose to be unvaccinated get hospitalized and get awfully sick who happened to be in the very same places I went to. Yep loving the jab, loving every minute of it.
The OP poster has been MIA since November.
 


Trump bum kissers have been trained to demonize Dr Fauci, and, of course, they grovel before their ideological media entertainers regardless of their complete lack of expertise. As long as their show business performers are 'pc' and spout the party line, they will mindlessly kowtow to them.

Science is a self-correcting discipline in which data is continually accrued and analyzed. If virology and epidemiology were immutable and constant, that would not be science. It would be ideological dogma.

In any event, even the Cry Baby Loser has come around and is now parroting the public health experts:


He's a lying piece of shit.
 

"the vaxxed" are "pissed off"

So far, 65.1% of Americans have been vaccinated. As hospital confinements, intensive care, and deaths among the unvaccinated persist at a far higher rate than among the vaccinated, the effectiveness of vaccination continues to be underscored.

All but the incorrigible are amenable to respecting public health authorities in matters of public health.

Pretending that responsible folks are "pissed off" is ideologically-induced claptrap parroted by crackpots who taking their marching orders from media entertainers and disinformation cess pools.
 
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