DrLove
Diamond Member
Good. Then you should have no problem with H'N'H with the 30mph 100 degree winds. Get ready to ride in echelons.Fuck that shit. Oregon is the Soviet Union. I may never be released to return to the land of the free.For all you know, I am a 700 pound sack of goo.Says you.
Refusing to exercise, to eat right, to avoid smoking, to limit drinking, to do all sorts of things for YOUR OWN HEALTH and no one else's is responsible too. WHY SHOULD I GIVE A RAT FUCK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH, FATTY?
I tell you what, if you are in PERFECT HEALTH and have NEVER smoked, drank, used illegal drugs, chowed down on donuts, and can beat me in the Texas Hotter Than Hell bike race, I will get the vax, just for you.
Deal?.
Dude ... That crack whore couldn't pedal a tricycle to the end of the driveway without passing out ...
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Amazing ^ Everyone on the internet has six pack abs, runs triathlons, holds an MMA title and swings a foot long dick!
It should be NOTHING to beat me in the Hotter Than Hell event, RIGHT?
Instead of incentives for me to vax like bullshit donut bribes and a fake lottery, why not demonstrate why you are worthy of my medical compromise.
I’ll need specifics on the event so I can train appropriately.
I win, you vax and also loser ponies up 500 bucks plus travel expenses.
Come to Oregon and we’ll make it a 50 mile hike with a 50 lb backpack
Here:
https://www.hh100.org/Get that 50 mile shit outta here.
100 miles is for babies. I did STP (Seattle to Portland - 200 miles) in 95 degree heat a few summers ago
Note: I ride a hybrid bike “Specialized”. Prolly not as fast as your geeky road bike but I’ll whip ya anyway.
Looks like you wear the faggy cycling outfits too. Homey don’t play that.