How to be a " Fink " ?

[Foolardi]

Fairly easy breezie,lemon squeezie today.For example take an
advice columnist for Elle magazine who made headlines by
suing Donald Trump,who wrote in her book an managed an
excerpt in New York magazine raped her in the mid-1990's.
Pushed her against a dressing room wall,pulled down her
tights { I think more the case that SHE was tight at the time }
opened his pants and forced himself upon her.
Lordy Mighty ... heavens ta Betsy.What a fertile mind.
So why did she wait until her book in 2019.
This apparent rat fink of a New Yorker { E.Jean Carroll }
Oh! and btw ... this all took place at New York's finest
clothier { Bergdorf Goodman } Where Alfred Hitchcock
went to dress some his female stars.
I think I have a some mens' stuff from there.Care of my
Grandpa.
The kicker being that Miss Carroll alleges in her lawsuit that
it was what Mr.Trump said regarding the outrageous allegation
that drove her to file the suit.Mr. Trump saying ...
" totally lying " and that she was " not his type ".
In todays world of outright crafty Liars like at the Newspaper of
Record { The N.Y.Times } it's " a good thing " to Lie.Make up crap
and accuse someone based on their voting habits.Basically the Obama
model.The way he,Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid seldom missed an opportunity
to attack The Tea Party.So we have that Historic display of political rankness.
Of course things have gotten much worse.It's now a given to attack,
even arrest one that has a different political mindset.It's being popularized,
Big Time.Examples In Our Face each day now.
How to be widdle Rat finks.Once a Bad thing.Not so mush today.
Like a walk in Central Park.Oh the real Rat finks lied about that as well.
I mean if Al Sharpton with his group of bullies shouting out in front
of the Courthouse during the Trial of The Central Park Five is not Ratfinkish
enough fir ya.As the Woman jogger who was beaten,and near comatose
was called out by a True-blue New Yorker Rat Fink { Sharpton } and his
lazy entourage yelling outside the Courthouse " Her boyfriend did it. "
plus " Whore! ".

 

[Foolardi]

For clarity of porpoise { would not want Flipper to get sidetracked }
Rat Fink was the term invented in the early 60's in Southern California
by Big Daddy.Or Sid Haig who relishes use of Beatnik words like
Dig, a gas , baby,Dads ,Pops, or lines like " Not without my shades,man.
I gotta consider my image. " like how groovy was dat.
Where being a drag wasn't all that.Can ya dig it,Cats.
If only we had Beatniks around today.Every one was Non-violent
and to a fault artsy-fartsy.Unlike todays version of the Beats.
Who are borderline sneaky and worthy of the word
" snitches ".In my day that was about the worst thing a young man
or chicky pooh could be.
Where Jack Kerouac was a hero.Even though he basically was a
Mommy's boy.Lived with his Mother when not out - On the Road - his
best seller Novel of 1957 which was required reading for any budding
Beatnik.Where being a rebel was peaceful and artsy.
And being a Rat Fink was NoT Cool.

 

[Foolardi]

Then of course you got yer Rat Fink a Go Go.
Not to be confused with a Whisky a Go Go.
Which was the original discotheque.I highly doubt that those
who buy Bergdorf Goodman wear are inclined to that entertainment.
But then no one thought that Laugh-in was a big deal until
it was a BiG deal.Unlike say Circus Circus where Hunter Thompson
wrote about his experiences when he got a hold of a bottle
of Ether.Or when he appeared on David Letterman but not before
he made a request.That the show be taped in the old Helen Hayes
suite and there be a case of Whisky { Bourbon or Scotch } and
of course plenty of ice on hand.No need for the letterman cigars.
Hunter smoked cigs and used a cigarette holder.
Johnny Depp is still trying to make himself appear like the
original Hunter Thompson.The Rat Fink.