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Shaman Hobelim has spoken!Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
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Shaman Hobelim has spoken!Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?
Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.
Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.
God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.
Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.
The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.
Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.
The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.
He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.
Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.
Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.
Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.
God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.
I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.
Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?
Regards
DL
Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Your question, as usual, is stupid.
Who is Jesus?
Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18
"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"
This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans
Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.
Yet, Romans 11:32 states, "God has concluded them ALL in UNBELIEF, THAT he might have mercy on ALL"
Universalism 101
Basic Gospel
Nope. John 1:12 dispels the idea of universalism. Salvation is not given to everybody. G-d is still Holy and righteous He will not allow sin into His presence. ONLY those who are born again in Christ go to Heaven.
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.Nope. John 1:12 dispels the idea of universalism. Salvation is not given to everybody. G-d is still Holy and righteousHe(they) will not allow sin intoHis(their) presence.ONLY those who are born again in Christ go to Heaven.
that's as far as it goes - there is no christ. triumph over sin and you'll do just fine.
There is a Christ and without Him you can't triumph over sin.
Christ is a title or label to Jews.
Jesus was never anointed to the position of Christ.
Your other statement is a lie. You have no way of knowing this.
Regards
DL
Haha, what an incompetent, asshole god. Most of the people who have ever lived never heard of Jesus, and most people alive now don't subscribe to the myth for completely understandable reasons. What a dumbass. A 5 year old could have come up with a better plan.Christ is the Savior sent down from heaven to redeem those who would believe, it's just that simple.
Haha, what an incompetent, asshole god. Most of the people who have ever lived never heard of Jesus, and most people alive now don't subscribe to the myth for completely understandable reasons. What a dumbass. A 5 year old could have come up with a better plan.Christ is the Savior sent down from heaven to redeem those who would believe, it's just that simple.
Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.
Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.
Whoah you're deep, man. Are you, like, a shaman?Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.
It doesn't matter. Truth is truth.
Shaman Hobelim has spoken!Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Whoah you're deep, man. Are you, like, a shaman?Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.
It doesn't matter. Truth is truth.
Don't be shy or humble about your magical gifts, Shaman. Say... Can you bend this here spoon for me?Shaman Hobelim has spoken!Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Shaman? No.
You can call me Sir.
No i wont. Your iron age superstitions carry no weight.Nope, just a Christian. You've made your choice and you will pay.
Don't be shy or humble about your magical gifts, Shaman. Say... Can you bend this here spoon for me?Shaman Hobelim has spoken!Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Shaman? No.
You can call me Sir.
No i wont. Your iron age superstitions carry no weight.Nope, just a Christian. You've made your choice and you will pay.
How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?
Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.
Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.
God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.
Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.
The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.
Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.
The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.
He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.
Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.
Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.
Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.
God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.
I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.
Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?
Regards
DL
You don't have enough of them, shaman? I mean, you do peddle the redneck religion of the world.Don't be shy or humble about your magical gifts, Shaman. Say... Can you bend this here spoon for me?Shaman Hobelim has spoken!Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Shaman? No.
You can call me Sir.
Okey dokie.
Presto alakazam! You will remain a jackass for the rest of your life.
Can I get a Hee haw?
How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?
Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.
Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.
God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.
Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.
The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.
Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.
The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.
He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.
Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.
Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.
Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.
God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.
I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.
Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?
Regards
DL
Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Your question, as usual, is stupid.
Who is Jesus?
Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18
"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"
This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans do.
Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.
And what does "believe" mean?
Look it up in the dictionary.
How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?
Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.
Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.
God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.
Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.
The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.
Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.
The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.
He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.
Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.
Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.
Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.
God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.
I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.
Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?
Regards
DL
Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Your question, as usual, is stupid.
Who is Jesus?
Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18
"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"
This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans do.
Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.
And what does "believe" mean?
Look it up in the dictionary.
Great conversation. How to remain ignorant 101
How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?
Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.
Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.
God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.
Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.
The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.
Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.
The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.
He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.
Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.
Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.
Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.
God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.
I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.
Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?
Regards
DL
Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.
Your question, as usual, is stupid.
Who is Jesus?
Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18
"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"
This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans do.
Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.
And what does "believe" mean?
Look it up in the dictionary.
Great conversation. How to remain ignorant 101
Well yes, you are indeed ignorant.
.Well yes, you are indeed ignorant.