How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Shaman Hobelim has spoken!

 

[JustAGuy1]

How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.

Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.

God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.

Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.

The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.



Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.

The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.

He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.

Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.

Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.

Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.

God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.

I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.

Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?

Regards
DL

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Your question, as usual, is stupid.

Who is Jesus?

Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18

"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"

This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans

Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.

Yet, Romans 11:32 states, "God has concluded them ALL in UNBELIEF, THAT he might have mercy on ALL"

Universalism 101
Basic Gospel

Nope. John 1:12 dispels the idea of universalism. Salvation is not given to everybody. G-d is still Holy and righteous He will not allow sin into His presence. ONLY those who are born again in Christ go to Heaven.

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Nope. John 1:12 dispels the idea of universalism. Salvation is not given to everybody. G-d is still Holy and righteous He (they) will not allow sin into His (their) presence. ONLY those who are born again in Christ go to Heaven.

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that's as far as it goes - there is no christ. triumph over sin and you'll do just fine.

There is a Christ and without Him you can't triumph over sin.

Christ is a title or label to Jews.

Jesus was never anointed to the position of Christ.

Your other statement is a lie. You have no way of knowing this.

Regards
DL

Nope sorry, your opinions do not trump scripture. Christ is the Savior sent down from heaven to redeem those who would believe, it's just that simple. And no, you cannot triumph over sin without Him.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Christ is the Savior sent down from heaven to redeem those who would believe, it's just that simple.

Haha, what an incompetent, asshole god. Most of the people who have ever lived never heard of Jesus, and most people alive now don't subscribe to the myth for completely understandable reasons. What a dumbass. A 5 year old could have come up with a better plan.

 

[JustAGuy1]

Christ is the Savior sent down from heaven to redeem those who would believe, it's just that simple.

Haha, what an incompetent, asshole god. Most of the people who have ever lived never heard of Jesus, and most people alive now don't subscribe to the myth for completely understandable reasons. What a dumbass. A 5 year old could have come up with a better plan.

Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.

Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.

 

[JustAGuy1]

Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.

Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.

It doesn't matter. Truth is truth.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.

Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.

It doesn't matter. Truth is truth.

Whoah you're deep, man. Are you, like, a shaman?

 

[Likkmee]

 

[hobelim]

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Shaman Hobelim has spoken!

Shaman? No.

You can call me Sir.

 

[JustAGuy1]

Whatever son. Hell will welcome you.

Your silly, iron age superstitions are not compelling.

It doesn't matter. Truth is truth.

Whoah you're deep, man. Are you, like, a shaman?

Nope, just a Christian. You've made your choice and you will pay. It's all good, I am not responsible for you, you are.

 

[JustAGuy1]

It's already here.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Shaman Hobelim has spoken!

Shaman? No.

You can call me Sir.

Don't be shy or humble about your magical gifts, Shaman. Say... Can you bend this here spoon for me?

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Nope, just a Christian. You've made your choice and you will pay.

No i wont. Your iron age superstitions carry no weight.

 

[hobelim]

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Shaman Hobelim has spoken!

Shaman? No.

You can call me Sir.

Don't be shy or humble about your magical gifts, Shaman. Say... Can you bend this here spoon for me?

Okey dokie.


Presto alakazam! You will remain a jackass for the rest of your life.

Can I get a Hee haw?

 

[JustAGuy1]

Nope, just a Christian. You've made your choice and you will pay.

No i wont. Your iron age superstitions carry no weight.

That's cool. You're free to make your own choices. I'm good.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.

Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.

God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.

Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.

The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.



Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.

The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.

He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.

Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.

Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.

Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.

God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.

I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.

Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?

Regards
DL

Satan is in control of NOTHING that God doesnt allow.

Satan is a demon. Demons are former angels that thought they could overthrow God. Satan lost and is stuck on this earth until Christ returns when he will be imprisoned for 1,000 years.

We are told that Man was created a LITTLE LOWER THAN THE ANGELS. So God in INFINITELY more powerful than a fallen angel.

Satanb is only a tool to bring Man into the God Family. Angels are servants of God and were never created to be sons and daughters of God. MAN was.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Shaman Hobelim has spoken!

Shaman? No.

You can call me Sir.

Don't be shy or humble about your magical gifts, Shaman. Say... Can you bend this here spoon for me?

Okey dokie.


Presto alakazam! You will remain a jackass for the rest of your life.

Can I get a Hee haw?

You don't have enough of them, shaman? I mean, you do peddle the redneck religion of the world.

 

[frigidweirdo]

How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.

Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.

God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.

Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.

The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.



Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.

The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.

He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.

Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.

Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.

Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.

God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.

I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.

Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?

Regards
DL

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Your question, as usual, is stupid.

Who is Jesus?

Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18

"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"

This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans do.

Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.

And what does "believe" mean?

Look it up in the dictionary.

Great conversation. How to remain ignorant 101

 

[JustAGuy1]

How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.

Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.

God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.

Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.

The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.



Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.

The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.

He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.

Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.

Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.

Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.

God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.

I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.

Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?

Regards
DL

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Your question, as usual, is stupid.

Who is Jesus?

Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18

"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"

This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans do.

Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.

And what does "believe" mean?

Look it up in the dictionary.

Great conversation. How to remain ignorant 101

Well yes, you are indeed ignorant.

 

[BreezeWood]

How much of the universe will god suffer losing to Satan?

Religions posit that in the beginning, there was only a good god. Yin without Yang.

Religions also posit that god created a hell for his loses, in terms of souls.

God calls many but few hear his call, as many wise men have noted. Not that the wise believe in the supernatural. We do not.

Imagine if you will, that the Yahweh Jesus twins had to report for a report card from a better god. Yahweh the horrible, would have to admit to genocide and infanticide and accepting bribes to change his justice. Jesus, although more likable, will also have to admit to that same crime.

The count is on, as you can see, and the twins are losing big time. All a part of god’s plan, I guess.



Gnostic Jesus saves all. He has a universalist policy that is tied to the righteousness of god.

The Christian Jesus is the same as his genocidal father. He has to whine that he could only save a few.

He said he came to cure, but scriptures have him also killing instead of curing.

Just like his vile father. A shame that, as some like Jesus, although most do not like him enough to live as he did.

Satan is though to have lost round one in heaven, but I see Yahweh as the loser as he lost a third of the host.

Round two is all Satan’s, as shown by the religious who mostly follow fascist thinking.

God is said to have the Gold Medal for all things, but he is sure a loser when it comes to making good souls.

I am pleased that the Gnostic God makes all souls good. He is not the loser Yahweh is.

Do you hope Jesus wins Armageddon, given that he and his twin Yahweh are such immoral gods?

Regards
DL

Satan, the talking serpent, is a metaphor for a human archetype. Thats it. simple.

Your question, as usual, is stupid.

Who is Jesus?

Jesus was a froward Jewish man who fulfilled Moses's prophecy for "one of their own race" chosen and sent by God to explain all the divine commands as described in Deuteronomy 18:18

"He lived in the wilderness among the wild beasts"

This shows that Jesus was living in Roman towns beyond the jurisdiction of Jewish law, the wilderness, presumably doing what Romans do.

Jesus is the Son of God sent to the World to provide salvation to those who would believe.

And what does "believe" mean?

Look it up in the dictionary.

Great conversation. How to remain ignorant 101

Well yes, you are indeed ignorant.

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Well yes, you are indeed ignorant.

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who's ignorant is who believes a 4th century book of forgeries and fallacies is their one and only ticket to the Everlasting.