How do you make toast?

[Paulie]

Now that I have acquired the knowledge necessary to make a baked potato, I'd like to expand my abilities.

 

[elvis]

Plug in toaster

 

[elvis]

Put bread in

 

[Sherry]

How to Make Toast: 8 steps (with pictures)

 

[Mr. H.]

Use the Obama method.
Take tons of bread and throw it down the shitter.
Ends up toast every time.

 

[Zander]

Start with bread made from "fair trade" wheat imported from Africa and harvested by pygmies. Heat over a soy-vegan candle. Turn after browning. Eat with a soy-vegan tofu burger with couscous.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Now that I have acquired the knowledge necessary to make a baked potato, I'd like to expand my abilities.

Just hand your bread to this guy for 2 seconds.

 

[Trajan]

Start with bread made from "fair trade" wheat imported from Africa and harvested by pygmies. Heat over a soy-vegan candle. Turn after browning. Eat with a soy-vegan tofu burger with couscous.

then give it away to a poh' person...

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Start with bread made from "fair trade" wheat imported from Africa and harvested by pygmies. Heat over a soy-vegan candle. Turn after browning. Eat with a soy-vegan tofu burger with couscous.

then give it away to a poh' person...

... along with a jar of organic peanut butter.

 

[California Girl]

First, learn to make bread.

 

[Liability]

Take a slice of bread.

Raise your glass, inviting all those in the room to join in.

Praise the bread, add a little ribbing.

 

[Zander]

Start with bread made from "fair trade" wheat imported from Africa and harvested by pygmies. Heat over a soy-vegan candle. Turn after browning. Eat with a soy-vegan tofu burger with couscous.

then give it away to a poh' person...

a 'poh' minority!

 

[gallantwarrior]

Start with bread made from "fair trade" wheat imported from Africa and harvested by pygmies. Heat over a soy-vegan candle. Turn after browning. Eat with a soy-vegan tofu burger with couscous.

You forgot the GMO soy products!

 

[gallantwarrior]

First, learn to make bread.

Why stop there, learn to grow wheat.

 

[zzzz]

Throw a slab of bread on a grill and turn when it browns.

 

[Paulie]

This is a hell of a board. Who knew I could put a potato in the oven and it would bake, and that I could use a toaster to toast shit? You really hooked it up Sherry, that link just saved the day for me.

 

[California Girl]

First, learn to make bread.

Why stop there, learn to grow wheat.

I was trying to be helpful. I always make my own bread. I know what's in it that way.

 

[Missourian]

In our next lesson, you'll learn the secrets of boiling water. (ooooohhh, ahhhhhh)


That's right, it's not just for the professionals anymore.