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Emmett

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know to cross the road at those yellow signs?
 

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How do the deer know to cross the road at those yellow signs?
Who do you think put those signs there? Obviously not humans.
 

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Who do you think put those signs there? Obviously not humans.

Sometimes they try to "Buck" the system and cross elsewhere "DOH" ------
 

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Sometimes they try to "Buck" the system and cross elsewhere "DOH" ------

Sometimes? I think we can fix this by painting a white cross walk and installing a trafic signal at every yellow deer sign. That'll do er.
 

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Don't you mean "DOE" :eusa_doh: ?

*ducks a tomato*

I figgered a smart dude like you would get it without the spelling change !

*saves the tomato for later*
 

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:rofl: ok--Do you prefer to patronized or condescention ?
LOL. Come on dillo. Playing the sidekick to dry humor isn't easy. I'm trying to squeeze every bit of personal entertainment out of this thread as humanly possible. It's not like we have much to work with.
 

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LOL. Come on dillo. Playing the sidekick to dry humor isn't easy. I'm trying to squeeze every bit of personal entertainment out of this thread as humanly possible. It's not like we have much to work with.

ok---I think we can do a graceful exit an no one will be the wiser. :cool:
 

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Hey wait a minute. Someone hacked into my account and started posting all these corny jokes. I didn't write them.

So what do ya call a Buck that crosses the road in the South?

Buck-shot!:clap2:
 

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I had this buck give me the stare down the other day when I was leaving school, kind of wierd! And dildo I got the DOH! Hilarious!
 

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