How do the deer -

[Emmett]

know to cross the road at those yellow signs?

 

[dilloduck]

know to cross the road at those yellow signs?

Are you serious?

 

[Dirt McGirt]

How do the deer know to cross the road at those yellow signs?

Who do you think put those signs there? Obviously not humans.

 

[dilloduck]

Who do you think put those signs there? Obviously not humans.

Sometimes they try to "Buck" the system and cross elsewhere "DOH" ------

 

[Mr. P]

Sometimes they try to "Buck" the system and cross elsewhere "DOH" ------

Sometimes? I think we can fix this by painting a white cross walk and installing a trafic signal at every yellow deer sign. That'll do er.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

"DOH" ------

Don't you mean "DOE" ?

*ducks a tomato*

 

[dilloduck]

Don't you mean "DOE" ?

*ducks a tomato*

I figgered a smart dude like you would get it without the spelling change !

*saves the tomato for later*

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I figgered a smart dude like you would get it without the spelling change !

*saves the tomato for later*

You overestimated me, pal.

 

[dilloduck]

You overestimated me, pal.

ok--Do you prefer to patronized or condescention ?

 

[Dirt McGirt]

ok--Do you prefer to patronized or condescention ?

LOL. Come on dillo. Playing the sidekick to dry humor isn't easy. I'm trying to squeeze every bit of personal entertainment out of this thread as humanly possible. It's not like we have much to work with.

 

[dilloduck]

LOL. Come on dillo. Playing the sidekick to dry humor isn't easy. I'm trying to squeeze every bit of personal entertainment out of this thread as humanly possible. It's not like we have much to work with.

ok---I think we can do a graceful exit an no one will be the wiser.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

ok---I think we can do a graceful exit an no one will be the wiser.

Just try not to run over any deer on your way out the thread.

 

[Annie]

Just try not to run over any deer on your way out the thread.

damit, a skunk.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

damit, a skunk.

Hey wait a minute. Someone hacked into my account and started posting all these corny jokes. I didn't write them.

 

[Mr. P]

Hey wait a minute. Someone hacked into my account and started posting all these corny jokes. I didn't write them.

So what do ya call a Buck that crosses the road in the South?

Buck-shot!

 

[Annie]

So what do ya call a Buck that crosses the road in the South?

Buck-shot!

Up North we call it road kill.

 

[Mr. P]

Up North we call it road kill.

You didn't get it.

 

[Annie]

You didn't get it.

Probably so. Not the first time, contrary to what others think.

 

[MrJim]

Are you serious?

Probably so.

 

[Luissa]

I had this buck give me the stare down the other day when I was leaving school, kind of wierd! And dildo I got the DOH! Hilarious!