How did you find USMB?

[Midnight Marauder]

I posted on another political board....one of the members there, was also a member here, and invited me to come here....i stayed about a week.... then left for a year, and on the other board that i posted on for a year, Gunny was also a member (so was Dis, and Dillo etc), and he invited me back to USMB.....i resisted for a bit, but finally ended up here....and have been here ever since....

Resistance is.... Futile.

 

[Sarah G]

I found it online, posted for a month or so then went somewhere else for about a year. I came back and got banned because I forgot I'd been here before and tried to register again. I sent a note and got everything straightened out.

I saw a lot more people that I knew from other places this time so I've been here ever since.

 

[Mr. H.]

How did you find USMB?

 

[Care4all]

Stargate?

 

[Mr. H.]

I was unwittingly sucked into its hideous vortex, ending up here.

 

[daveman]

How did you find USMB?

This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine.

While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce, she notices a small note at the bottom of the can. Written on it is a telephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be right over." Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizes what is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane, transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner. All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation ("Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti."). Alone, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort in the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips, he betrays her to the hands of three scientists who are engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures. Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is transformed into a ("shhh... it's secret").

Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine...

Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day, sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone's attention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall. ("Welcome to Bowling for Dollars"). Suddenly, crazy Al says, "S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." To which a terrified Don replies, "Oh my God! That bowling ball! It's my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please."​

Something remarkably like that.

 

[Dot Com]

I notice that quite a few righties here say "I used to post on Hannity" or "when I was on Hannity" I never heard of that site before coming here as I'm a self- respecting liberal. You got to be a dyed-in-the-wool-rightie to seek out a site like that eh? There must be some portal over there to here right? Maybe THATS why theres so many rightARDs here

What say you?

There's actually more Hannity "liberals" here than there are cons. I know, I invited most of them.

Hannity liberals??? Well I guess there had to be a few librals posting over there. Thanks for answering the question. As for me, I found this board w/ a simple search. I noticed a couple users from other boards after I arrived here.

 

[Dot Com]

This is what I'm talking about, references like this:

Oh NICE TRY!

In other words you will provide proof, AFTER I accept a premise NOT IN EVIDENCE???????

Did you think that was going to work????????

I must accept your laughable premise WITHOUT PROOF, before you will provide proof?

This is why you got banned from Hannity!

Meh. So what.

 

[xsited1]

How did you find USMB?

I was searching for porn sites and was redirected to USMB.

 

[L.K.Eder]

2 years ago i found it amusing and entertaining.

 

[bugs]

I notice that quite a few righties here say "I used to post on Hannity" or "when I was on Hannity" I never heard of that site before coming here as I'm a self- respecting liberal. You got to be a dyed-in-the-wool-rightie to seek out a site like that eh? There must be some portal over there to here right? Maybe THATS why theres so many rightARDs here

What say you?

i found this site by accident..

 

[Liability]

Well, I went to google and put in....what message board has people who have more rep points if they are right leaning, and this place came up. So here I am.

Nah. You just heard that even a sub-moron like you can talk stupid dishonest baseless shit in a ridiculously vacant manner and still not get your pathetic ass banned here. So here you are.

Whats your rep count again? How much? I am willing to bet you, everyone who responded in here have higher rep counts on the right than the left does.

Wow. Spanked huh. el o el.

You think that idiotic rejoinder constitutes a spanking?

You are insufferably dull witted, autoZona.

But at least when you are making no valid point, you do so incoherently.

 

[rightwinger]

I was searching for porn on the inter web and somehow ended up here

 

[percysunshine]

"How did you find USMB?"

I contracted an imune system disorder and have to live in a bubble. This is my only life.

 

[JBeukema]

I notice that quite a few righties here say "I used to post on Hannity" or "when I was on Hannity" I never heard of that site before coming here as I'm a self- respecting liberal. You got to be a dyed-in-the-wool-rightie to seek out a site like that eh? There must be some portal over there to here right? Maybe THATS why theres so many rightARDs here

What say you?

There's actually more Hannity "liberals" here than there are cons. I know, I invited most of them.

bastard...

 

[JBeukema]

I was assigned to this board to monitor a few posters. Most are no longer here, but it's not up for review until next year

 

[Big Black Dog]

I was surfing the web (half-drunk) and landed here. When I sobered up, I decided it was a neat place to be.

 

[Dot Com]

I was surfing for porn too

 

[Zona]

Off point but I am proud of one thing...I was banned on Hannity's site after two postings. Its something I wear with honor.

 

[Zona]

Nah. You just heard that even a sub-moron like you can talk stupid dishonest baseless shit in a ridiculously vacant manner and still not get your pathetic ass banned here. So here you are.

Whats your rep count again? How much? I am willing to bet you, everyone who responded in here have higher rep counts on the right than the left does.

Wow. Spanked huh. el o el.

You think that idiotic rejoinder constitutes a spanking?

You are insufferably dull witted, autoZona.

But at least when you are making no valid point, you do so incoherently.

Says the guy with 407 rep points. Again, if you are right leaning, you will get more rep points. Why is this?

Hell, Conhog came back and he already has as much as I do. Hell, it doesnt take TheBrain to figure this out.