Hobby Lobby Ruling Being Protested Creatively By THOUSANDS!

[PoliticalTorch]

THOUSANDS are protesting the recent U.S. Supreme Court decision regarding Hobby Lobby and are resorting to the most creative ways to express their disdain and frustration at that ruling.

The Most Creative Ways That People Are Protesting The Hobby Lobby Ruling | ThinkProgress

 

[Missouri_Mike]

Thousands! Somehow you and the idiot writing the article got confused with one equalling thousands. But math set aside for the moment let's address the core of the protest.

1. Making their own IUDs out of pipe cleaners.-

Umm, ok then. I don't really give a fuck what you shove up your vagina or yank out of it. As long as YOU paid for the pipe cleaners shove them in any orifice you deem to be...cleanable. I do suggest you soak them in a disinfectant...at your own expense of course.

2. Rearranging craft displays to spell out pro-choice messages.-

Whatever floats your boat. Don't be surprised if someone like me comes along and adds "kill's" after your pro-choice signage.

3. Handing out birth control.-

At Hobby Lobby? Are you serious? You can't find a more useful place to drop your stupidity than at a hobby store for people that are pretty much not heading for a fuck party after they get their needle point supplies?

4. Leading prayer vigils outside of Hobby Lobby.-

Prayers for what? And why the prayers? If you actually believed in prayer then abortion is the last thing you would pray for. Praying for the ability to cause death in innocents isn't very prayer worthy. I suggest you and her do some research on what prayer is and what it is for.

5. Filming X-rated videos.-

This has what to do with Hobby Lobby or the ruling? You always have and still can make all the porn you want. Is this an excuse to show off your pipe cleaner fetish? Do you really think the next big thing in porn is weaving your own dildo out of pipe cleaners and making a movie out of fucking it while chanting about abortion rights until you orgasm? Pipe cleaners can't get you pregnant, you don't need government provided birth control your personality and actions have taken care of that need.

6. Knitting a uterus to mail to Hobby Lobby.-

I'm sure Hobby Lobby can't wait to check the mail each morning. If your artistic interpretation of a uterus is anything like your interpretation of the ruling, who knows what the fuck that knitting is going to look like. I have a better idea. Not rare in these situations because a 5 year old child can come up with better ideas than you left wing cows.

First you form a bunch of pipe cleaners into a dildo and fuck yourself half to death with it on video of course, otherwise it isn't porn. Then you film yourself making a knitted vagina and show a cross stitch sperm jumping in there. You then make a little half cross stitch half pipe cleaner baby and shove that into the vagina. And then...for the grand finally of all porno's... You go to Hobby Lobby and purchase some scissors and proceed to stab the half knitted half pipe cleaner child to death in the knitted vagina! And then you stand up triumphantly and pronounce..."Hobby Lobby refuses to pay for these scissors!"

Fucking epic. Let the film awards roll in at this point.

 

[Mad Scientist]

The local Hobby Lobby has as few Amish working there and they keep the place really clean and orderly. I don't think that kind of "protest" would last more than a few minutes with almost no one seeing it before it gets straightened back up.

Stupid Liberals probably think they're participating in some kind of "Covert Ops into Enemy Territory" thing. What a bunch of Morans!