Being no kid myself I can pretty much give you the answers to most of those questions starting with, WTH is that? You're kidding, right? I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday so how would I know? I'm sure someone knows but it's not me. I don't have any idea, I have people for that. If I could remember that I could remember my first telephone number, which I don't, but the phone was black and had a cord, weighed about five pounds and my mom kept telling me to stop tying it up with my girlfriends. How the hell should I know? Hmmm, I'm thinking it went something like X but you have to ask ah, wait, I can remember his name if you give me a minute, oh, shit, no, I cant, well, whatever it is he knows, I think. And, well it's sure been great meeting you all and good luck with whatever the **** this is that I just wasted three hours of my life on. Next time try asking the people who actually had something to do whatever it is you are so hot and bother about but I have an election to win. Good day, gentlemen.