Hey guys, Tucker Carlson says to tan your testicles!

[ABikerSailor]

Just when I thought I'd heard everything. Apparently now, according to Tucker Carlson and the idiot he interviewed, if guys want to increase their testosterone (remember, the far right has been lamenting men losing testosterone and becoming less "manly"), all they have to do is tan their testicles.

Wonder what a guy is supposed to do if they get sunburn?

‘Testicle Tanning’: Is Tucker Carlson Promoting This New ‘Bromeotherapy’ Now?

The promotional trailer for Carlson's "The End of Men" special included a montage of shirtless men doing push ups, firing guns at bottles, milking a cow, wrestling, doing push-ups, lifting a tire, swinging an axe, and drinking eggs.

www.forbes.com

 

[Sunni Man]

Sounds reasonable to me. ...

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Just when I thought I'd heard everything. Apparently now, according to Tucker Carlson and the idiot he interviewed, if guys want to increase their testosterone (remember, the far right has been lamenting men losing testosterone and becoming less "manly"), all they have to do is tan their testicles.

Wonder what a guy is supposed to do if they get sunburn?

‘Testicle Tanning’: Is Tucker Carlson Promoting This New ‘Bromeotherapy’ Now?

The promotional trailer for Carlson's "The End of Men" special included a montage of shirtless men doing push ups, firing guns at bottles, milking a cow, wrestling, doing push-ups, lifting a tire, swinging an axe, and drinking eggs.

www.forbes.com

Did you even go into the story? It is called "infrared treatment". But you like a good progressive slave, will only harp on the title of the story, not read(i know that reading is like work to a progressive and "work to a progressive is like garlic to a vampire") about what infrared light does to make men more manly. Just keep on being that petulant, pussified, pajama boy.

Infrared Light/Low Level Laser Therapy: Testosterone - Analysis - Evidence

Is it a bright idea to expose your testcles to a light source? We look at the evidence available to see what works and what doesn't.

testosteronejunkie.com

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Did you even go into the story? It is called "infrared treatment". But you like a good progressive slave, will only harp on the title of the story, not read(i know that reading is like work to a progressive and "work to a progressive is like garlic to a vampire") about what infrared light does to make men more manly. Just keep on being that petulant, pussified, pajama boy.

Infrared Light/Low Level Laser Therapy: Testosterone - Analysis - Evidence

Is it a bright idea to expose your testcles to a light source? We look at the evidence available to see what works and what doesn't.

testosteronejunkie.com

Wait..this isn't like introducing UV light into your body "in some other way"...is it? Cause if it is..I'm out.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Wait..this isn't like introducing UV light into your body "in some other way"...is it? Cause if it is..I'm out.

Just can't quit HIM, can ya?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Just can't quit HIM, can ya?

And you alt-righters just can't quit your media masters and their miracle cures.
Hey, I got your testicle tanner right here. All you have to do is light it.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

And you alt-righters just can't quit your media masters and their miracle cures.
Hey, I got your testicle tanner right here. All you have to do is light it.

It's okay. We knew you had no chance of responding coherently to my post. We don't expect much out of you these days.

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

Just when I thought I'd heard everything. Apparently now, according to Tucker Carlson and the idiot he interviewed, if guys want to increase their testosterone (remember, the far right has been lamenting men losing testosterone and becoming less "manly"), all they have to do is tan their testicles.

Wonder what a guy is supposed to do if they get sunburn?

‘Testicle Tanning’: Is Tucker Carlson Promoting This New ‘Bromeotherapy’ Now?

The promotional trailer for Carlson's "The End of Men" special included a montage of shirtless men doing push ups, firing guns at bottles, milking a cow, wrestling, doing push-ups, lifting a tire, swinging an axe, and drinking eggs.

www.forbes.com

My testicles are nice and tanned. I'm a nudist

 

[Turtlesoup]

Just when I thought I'd heard everything. Apparently now, according to Tucker Carlson and the idiot he interviewed, if guys want to increase their testosterone (remember, the far right has been lamenting men losing testosterone and becoming less "manly"), all they have to do is tan their testicles.

Wonder what a guy is supposed to do if they get sunburn?

‘Testicle Tanning’: Is Tucker Carlson Promoting This New ‘Bromeotherapy’ Now?

The promotional trailer for Carlson's "The End of Men" special included a montage of shirtless men doing push ups, firing guns at bottles, milking a cow, wrestling, doing push-ups, lifting a tire, swinging an axe, and drinking eggs.

www.forbes.com

Here Honey--here's an article that explains why sunning (which creates D3 for the body) helps with testerone and a few other pointers for men to increase their testerone naturally and WHY.

29 Proven and Effective Ways to Boost Testosterone Naturally

www.alexfergus.com

 

[WelfareQueen]

Mine are a golden bronze, thank you.

 

[Orangecat]

 

[norwegen]

I wish I had known this before I started sticking mine in the toaster.

 

[Sunni Man]

My testicles are nice and tanned. I'm a nudist

I thought you homo's had them cut off during transgender surgery?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I thought you homo's had them cut off during transgender surgery?

Most of them are emotional and social eunuchs, even if they still actually possess physical testicles.

 

[JLW]

Sounds reasonable to me. ...

That is because you don‘t have testicles.