I often hear that the owners of the restaurants should pay a decent wage and then nobody would have to tip. Why should YOU have to pay the servers wage, you insist.
Good point. Lets require all restaurant owners to pay their wait staff, what, like 12 15 dollars an hour? Yes, now we dont have to tip and everyone is ha
Oh. Wait. Whats this? All of prices on the menu just doubled? No more 2 for 20 deals? No more free refills? No more 9 dollar burgers and 12 dollar steaks? No more obscenely humungous portion sizes?
Whats going on here? Youre telling me that the financial resources of the restaurants owners are finite, and a massive increase in operating costs must be logically offset by a hike in prices and a reduction in services?
Oh no! Now my favorite joints are closing earlier! Hold on no more happy hour?!
This has gone too far.
I want good food, low prices, huge portions, unlimited refills, happy hour special, fast service AND I dont want to be expected to tip! Kindly point me to the wormhole that will transport me to the dimension where such a thing is possible.