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Sandy73
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Employee Language
Attn: All Employees
>>>>
>>>>Subj: Swearing at Work
>>>>
>>>>It has been brought to management's attention that some
>>>individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the
>>>course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>>>>received from some employees who may be easily offended, this
>>>type of language will be no longer been tolerated. We do however, realize
>>>the critical importance of being able to accurately express your
>>>feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
>>>>information can continue in an effective manner.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>>>>
>>>>2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b****.
>>>>
>>>>3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>>>>
>>>>4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
>>>>
>>>>5) TRY SAYING: Really?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: You've got to be s****ing me!
>>>>
>>>>6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with.......
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a s****.
>>>>
>>>>7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
>>>>
>>>>8) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: This s*** won't work.
>>>>
>>>>9) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Why the h*** didn't you tell me sooner?
>>>>
>>>>10) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>>>>
>>>>11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Eat s*** and die.
>>>>
>>>>12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>>>>
>>>>13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
>>>>
>>>>14) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: This job sucks
>>>>
>>>>15) TRY SAYING) You want me to take care of that?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Who the h*** died and made you boss?
Attn: All Employees
>>>>
>>>>Subj: Swearing at Work
>>>>
>>>>It has been brought to management's attention that some
>>>individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the
>>>course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
>>>>received from some employees who may be easily offended, this
>>>type of language will be no longer been tolerated. We do however, realize
>>>the critical importance of being able to accurately express your
>>>feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
>>>>information can continue in an effective manner.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>>>>
>>>>2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b****.
>>>>
>>>>3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>>>>
>>>>4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
>>>>
>>>>5) TRY SAYING: Really?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: You've got to be s****ing me!
>>>>
>>>>6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with.......
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a s****.
>>>>
>>>>7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
>>>>
>>>>8) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: This s*** won't work.
>>>>
>>>>9) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Why the h*** didn't you tell me sooner?
>>>>
>>>>10) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>>>>
>>>>11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Eat s*** and die.
>>>>
>>>>12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>>>>
>>>>13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
>>>>
>>>>14) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
>>>>INSTEAD OF: This job sucks
>>>>
>>>>15) TRY SAYING) You want me to take care of that?
>>>>INSTEAD OF: Who the h*** died and made you boss?
