Zone1 Greetings!

[daChubby]

My name is Matthew Blackall. I look forward to my time here!

 

[Road Runner]

Nice to meet you Matthew.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Hiya! Have fun!

 

[okfine]

My name is Matthew Blackall. I look forward to my time here!

Cool name...

 

[miketx]

Hi.

 

[BackAgain]

My name is Matthew Blackall. I look forward to my time here!

Hey. One word of warning:

Don’t use your legal name on this or any social app. There are too many people out here willing to abuse that info.

Otherwise, welcome aboard.

 

[Leo123]

Welcome daChubby. BackAgain has good advice.

 

[beautress]

Welcome to USMB, if you're ever by this way again....

 

[miketx]

Damn! Looks like dachubby went limp!

 

[beautress]

Damn! Looks like dachubby went limp!

My bad. I've missed a lot of introductions lately. Seems this happens around election year Novembers, people show up, disappear; show up, disappear, ad nauseum.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Hello! Welcome to the viper pit. May the best insult win!

 

[miketx]

Hello! Welcome to the viper pit. May the best insult win!

Silence! Hammerhead!!!

 

[Feeding Crows]

My name is Matthew Blackall. I look forward to my time here!

You may be Matt Butterball! Just in time for fun!

 

[Feeding Crows]

I think he's a turkey!!! Worth eating!

One of you have to shoot him...

 

[Feeding Crows]

I ain't gonna do it... just in case!

 

[Feeding Crows]

But if any of you shoot him, I'll cook him!!

Just let me know...

 

[Feeding Crows]

and it better be a fucking turkey, you crazy peeps!

 

[MarathonMike]

My name is Matthew Blackall. I look forward to my time here!

Welcome, have fun Matthew!

 

[nomadic5]

Hi.

Is that Trump trying to kill the vampire known as lib lunacy--that sucks our country dry

 

[miketx]

Is that Trump trying to kill the vampire known as lib lunacy--that sucks our country dry

Dafuq?