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random3434

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OK Women, let's talk about the things we love/dislike about men.


(How many posts before Dillo chimes in, even thought the thread says, "Girl Talk" ) :lol:



Love:


The way the are built, I can't live without their 'equipment.'

Dislike:

Socks with sandals, and gel or any 'product' in their hair.
 

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o dont get me started....da man and i are not exactly getting on well....he doesnt quite grasp the concept of dog sitting...he cant keep the meds straight...he doesnt give them on time...etc and so forth...this am....he is making canned rolls...and put the damned icing in the mic and nukes it...till it just pours over the rolls...oooooooooooo and lets not even discuss the fap problems i have due to him d/l ing porn....like this am...he has exceed huges suck ass policies....i am fussing....how much damned porn do you watch? his reply..."i watch other things too"


i like men, contary to what jon claims....i love how fucking stupid they can be....how innocent...how they can go from looking at her boobs to her motor boating his head...and he just doesnt know how that happened...i love that he can pull a nail out of his hand with a claw hammer but i have to chase him down to put eye drops in his ear if he has swimmers ear...i love his temper...when he gets them little red triangles on his cheeks and i know i am the only one who can calm his crazy ass down...i love finding my coffee cups in (just fill in the blank)...there is not a day that goes by that i dont love this man...even when he is on my last nerve...if nothing else...he will die...knowing he was loved
 

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I love how they don't generally pay attention to detail. Us woman get away with a lot of shit because of that. LOL
 
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I love how they don't generally pay attention to detail. Us woman get away with a lot of shit because of that. LOL

Yup. Never bring an actual shoe BOX into the house, if you're a shoe whore.. If it has no box, it's just always been there. :D
 

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I love how they don't generally pay attention to detail. Us woman get away with a lot of shit because of that. LOL

Yup. Never bring an actual shoe BOX into the house, if you're a shoe whore.. If it has no box, it's just always been there. :D
Exactly what I'm talking about. Now hush, don't reveal any more of our secrets. LOL
 

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Oooh, I can't stand the sticky hair thing either. Or a man who has a better manicure than I do. And the whole waxed chest thing, what's up with that? If I wanted a 12 year old boy, I'd be a damn pervert. :eek:

I have a love/hate relationship with the linear way they tend to approach things. Sometimes it's perfect for keeping things simple and putting them in perspective, sometimes it makes me want to slap the shit out of them.

But they can be cute, and they do smell good (most of the time), and they're handy to have around. The good ones are a much-needed balance for our own quirks. So we love 'em. Even when we're not quite sure why. :lol:
 

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I love how they don't generally pay attention to detail. Us woman get away with a lot of shit because of that. LOL

Yup. Never bring an actual shoe BOX into the house, if you're a shoe whore.. If it has no box, it's just always been there. :D
Exactly what I'm talking about. Now hush, don't reveal any more of our secrets. LOL

No no....go on ladies.:popcorn:
 

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Yup. Never bring an actual shoe BOX into the house, if you're a shoe whore.. If it has no box, it's just always been there. :D
Exactly what I'm talking about. Now hush, don't reveal any more of our secrets. LOL

No no....go on ladies.:popcorn:
I'll tell you one secret:

We know men do not know what to buy for gifts so, lets say it is close to Christmas. Spouse and I go shopping for gifts, we know he is watching us to see what we like so we will mess with your head and pick something really stupid. Yep Christmas morning that crappy gift is under the tree. LOL
 
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Exactly what I'm talking about. Now hush, don't reveal any more of our secrets. LOL

No no....go on ladies.:popcorn:
I'll tell you one secret:

We know men do not know what to buy for gifts so, lets say it is close to Christmas. Spouse and I go shopping for gifts, we know he is watching us to see what we like so we will mess with your head and pick something really stupid. Yep Christmas morning that crappy gift is under the tree. LOL

It's much easier to just say "Honey, I want this."

Works every time.
 

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Exactly what I'm talking about. Now hush, don't reveal any more of our secrets. LOL

No no....go on ladies.:popcorn:
I'll tell you one secret:

We know men do not know what to buy for gifts so, lets say it is close to Christmas. Spouse and I go shopping for gifts, we know he is watching us to see what we like so we will mess with your head and pick something really stupid. Yep Christmas morning that crappy gift is under the tree. LOL

Mine just asks for money.
 

Terry

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No no....go on ladies.:popcorn:
I'll tell you one secret:

We know men do not know what to buy for gifts so, lets say it is close to Christmas. Spouse and I go shopping for gifts, we know he is watching us to see what we like so we will mess with your head and pick something really stupid. Yep Christmas morning that crappy gift is under the tree. LOL

It's much easier to just say "Honey, I want this."

Works every time.
I think you missed my point because I didn't convey it well. The point isn't getting the gift you want. Heck I can just buy it myself, it is messing with his head....watching him squirm over what to get, watch him while in the store I can just pick one thing up and put it back, I can see the mans face like a cartoon and that IDEA bubble pop up over his head. That is fun
 

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No no....go on ladies.:popcorn:
I'll tell you one secret:

We know men do not know what to buy for gifts so, lets say it is close to Christmas. Spouse and I go shopping for gifts, we know he is watching us to see what we like so we will mess with your head and pick something really stupid. Yep Christmas morning that crappy gift is under the tree. LOL

It's much easier to just say "Honey, I want this."

Works every time.

I'm not sure if my input is welcome......but mine always says "I need you to do me a favor".

It usually involves manual labor.
 
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I'll tell you one secret:

We know men do not know what to buy for gifts so, lets say it is close to Christmas. Spouse and I go shopping for gifts, we know he is watching us to see what we like so we will mess with your head and pick something really stupid. Yep Christmas morning that crappy gift is under the tree. LOL

It's much easier to just say "Honey, I want this."

Works every time.

I'm not sure if my input is welcome......but mine always says "I need you to do me a favor".

It usually involves manual labor.

We feed you to keep up your strength, so what do you expect? :)
 

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