Peach
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What you mean by that is that you can't make love to a woman good enough to need a soundproof room, right Seahag? Keep displaying your jealousy of my penis, it's very entertaining to watch your penis envy manifest before the whole board's eyes.
Lol
Yep. You have major penis envy issues alright. Nope, no deflecting. I have 4 kids myself, I still have sex pretty much every night. You should get a bigger house, preferably two stories so that they get the downstairs and you get the upstairs. I have a makeshift music studio in my bedroom so I had it soundproofed. Hope that helps you get laid more often.
Yes I do have penis envy...when camping only...otherwise I haven't suffered from my or my bondmate's lack of one. You obviously are though. I'm sorry. Was it an industrial accident?
My house isn't set up for soundproof sex. Glad you can enjoy yourself all alone though.
As Seawytch noted, enjoy yourself ALONE.